…THE FART
Fart is related with art and I think it’s the shortcut for FABULOUS ART = F-ART.
To fart is not only a humanoid or carnivore topic, its also wellknown in the feline world (Morris, the cat of mom’s auntie can depopulate a room in zilch, when he had a bird for lunch. He is weird and eats the whole equipment). Also marine animals fart, that’s the reason for the bubbles in the water.
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So farts are common for any forms of life. I’m a fartist and yesterday I had my great gig. Due to the cold temperatures I refused to manure my back yard, because my exhaust system was frozen. Many cardrivers know this problem, that’s the autoturnaround of Panta Rhei and I had a lot of backfires. My whole crib was an epedemic area and my mom pondered about gas masks for eventual visitors. She also removed the batteries of the doorbell, because she is selfish and wouldn’t share the scent of beef, green beans and carrots with their neighbors.
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Beginners and puppys most fire their rear-torpedos as the whim takes them. And mostly they get caught in the act because they make noises like Pfffrrrzzzt! and Prooot!
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Fartists like me use a silencer, so the noise is just like a Pffffffffft! or a Sssssst! and no one knows who is the culprit. In the evening I was under dad’s blanket as I noticed that something wants to leave the Weimaraner. I used my silencer and with a inaudible Pfffff! the torpedo was fired off.
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I immediately left the crime scene and searched for asylum under mom’s blanket. Unfortunately my quick escape lifted the blanket a little and some of  the chemical warfare agents were distributed. My dad who just opened a can with peanuts said: I think something is wrong with this nuts, they smell rotten.  He offered the can to my mom that she should take a sniff on the nuts and thereby he lifted the blanket totally. The stank was overwhelming and even me covered my nose with my paws and I followed my mom as she opened the window to reanimate her nose and her lungs.
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Back to life she  called my dad a skunk and said the only rotten thing in the room is him and not the nuts.
He tried to start a counter offensive, but it was too late and this war was beyound recovery. He got caught red-butted, because the root of evil was on his side of the bed, so resistance was futile… or fartile?
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Till 5am I set the bedroom on fire, than the eruptions in my 7 stomachs became a vulcanic outburst and I placed the beef, the beans and the carrots in my back yard. Today in the morning they were frozen and looked like the Mount Blanc…but that’s another kind of art, called “clay” modelling…
HAVE AN ARTY 2ND OF  ADVENT ALL

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. I NEVER fart but my Mom has farts that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off of your meter!! BOL!!!! She could fuel an airplane! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • That’s great, maybe she can make a deal with virgin or panam and you can fly around the world for free :o) But I’m not sure if this airplanes will get a landing permission everywhere LOL

  2. Madi and mom says:

    MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL my mom read this out loud to my dad..they are both laughing and their eyes are leaking! Easy you are surely a a talented f-artist.
    IOur first family pet was a mighty mini Doxie named Toto. He too was a talented f-artist. However, not very smart. Every time he exploded he scared himself, he would jump and look startled at the source of the explosion….As for me…Divas such as I do not do this…but then my diet is strictly controlled. respectfully submitted
    Madi(son) D. diva Cat your bfff

  3. Perfect BloggersTech says:

    Reblogged this on Blog of an e-marketer by Main Uddin.

  4. sheltiebeauties says:

    My mom has that problem, seriously!!! LOL!
    Princess doesn’t FART!!!

    ~Eva

  5. rumpydog says:

    ROFL! Now DeDe is the true Mistress of Farts, but when our Sage was with us, she was a pro. She’d cut a loud stinker, then turn around and look at her butt as though to ask what the heck it thought it was doing! ROFL!

  6. Goose says:

    I dabble in the fine art of farts. Yes I do. I guess that is why my MOM never puts her head under the covers with me. hehehhehe
    Blessings,
    Goose

  7. hahahahah that was hilarious and funny all of us has that problem 😛

  8. May the farts be with you.

  9. Easy there’s never a dull moment there……you sound like a true F-artist in every sense (SCENTS???) of the word. I’m sure your parents appreciated that you waited to build the pyramid in your backyard instead of under the covers where that airborne evidence was already occupying territory. YIPES…..I hope your inner turmoil is better today.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  10. merbear74 says:

    I always take a sniff of the nuts, one never knows if they are the culprit or not. Sounds like a fun time with the dutch oven..

  11. hahaha your silly Easy. My guys clear the room too, and sometimes I do toooooooo.

  12. Kyla says:

    Not a happy home when your mom thinks your dad’s nuts stink.

  13. BOL funny Easy and we have been known to let off a few good ones too. Have a serene Sunday and enjoy some big easy today.
    Best wishes Molly

  14. Frankie and Ernie says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this brings back FOND F-Art Memories of the SUMMER OLYMPICS… and the TUNEFUL FARTING Event… where I (Frankie FARTer) let out a few of my Fabulous F#’s and Ernie Emitted some if his E Flats.
    The ART of FARTING is always so EXCITING.
    Of course I (Frankie FARTer) instructed Ernie on the use of the SILENCER the very day he arrived on my hill. There is NOTHING we Love More than the Silent BUTT Deadly… Attack on our mom or dad.
    Not to say that a nice loud BUTT BARK isn’t Entertaining.
    Ernie and I love to say… To RETAIN is a PAIN…. butt .. To FART is SMART !

  15. speedyrabbit says:

    hehehe thats funny Easy,your tree is on todays post my friend,xx Speedy

  16. Fern Reed says:

    Zoie almost never farted!!! LOL We don’t have animals that do that???

  17. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Mom calls the house a fart-a-torium cause I do stinkys
    Lily

  18. You are hilarious Easy, and I am laughing so much that it hurts! I highly recommend staying away from the cabbage rolls on Christmas eve, or your family may be forced to postpone Santas visit XO

  19. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay nice shooting with the farts!!! tuckers are not so suttle as that if he farted under a blanket i think the blanket wood ketch fire!!! ha ha ok bye

  20. fozziemum says:

    Easy…I never haz the Stanky Farts..Doc does..peeee yewwww but mum is the one what takes the prize..if she has lac- toes boy…..and she seems to have it too much..dad says she has spite farts..and that they is so bad he may haz to re paint the house BOLBOL ..she sayz she can’t help it and shez left the room what more can she do and dad sayz..leave the state ..I do hope your crib doesn’t need re painting and that your Ugly Jim didn’t melt BOL ….Forrest

  21. Zena says:

    So funny Easy. I of course being a Princess have a very polite digestive system and very rarely have this problem. A couple of times the big boy has forced bums off seats in an effort to escape, but in his defence that is rare.
    I think you are very special – don’t worry about your Mom and Dad, a few more years of being exposed to the deadly fumes and their olfactory nerves will die off and everyone will be happy 🙂

  22. rebecca2000 says:

    I lost my big farter puppy in October. I was very sad. Is it crazy to miss her fart?

  23. LifeOfBun says:

    Hahahaha xD super post, our pug sends silent assassins all over.. but then somtimes I hear “fffffw” and it cracks me up. I mean – I can laugh with it after I move a couple of meters away. And then she stares like “what did I do? :”

  24. OH my Easy you crack us up!! Hazel is the farter at our house! She does the little pffffft and then OMD! or she will bark and fart at the same time BWAA HAAA HAA
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  25. boscocat says:

    Great work Easy… as long as you didn’t scorch the ring of fire on the missile launch… can you please read up on the bristol stool chart and defecate …I mean…dedicate.. a blog to that.??

  26. spittythekitty says:

    We think probably you are innocent and sweet smelling most of the time and your Mom and Dad try to blame you for their silent-but-deadlies!

  27. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    hysterical! if it gets dealt in this house, chances are, slugger was the source!

  28. mollieandalfie says:

    That is so my Dad, I never fart as I am a lady baahwhahhwhaaaaaa . I love your Christmas tree Easy, no cocking ya leg BOL xxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  29. Tears of laughter here! Hope the beef, beans and carrot meal has been banned in your crib. We have one food source that is banned – it is Jerusalem artichokes – you guessed it, we’ve renamed them fartichokes 😀

  30. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, you are a genius, the greatest polyhistor of history!!! Your face mirrors highest intelligence which is needed for such a strictly scientific approach of a deeply (f)artistic subject matter! What an elegant, subtle, inventive, compelling and aesthetically pleasing formulation of wisest ideas ever!

  31. Misaki says:

    hahahahaha so funny that your daddy got the blame. My daddy blames his farts on me

  32. This is a great post! I learned a lot!

  33. PigLove says:

    Oh Easy – snorts. You have it down pact my friend. I only go and sit with my dad when the ‘feeling’ is starting. I always leave those kind of gifts with him – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  34. stella rose says:

    Oh we are laughing and laughing….the same thing happens at our house if mom gives us the wrong kinds of treats, we don’t know what dad’s excuse is.
    stella rose

  35. Shiva & Jaya says:

    This Shiva. Did you knows I’m the Purrime Ministerette Farting Championette?

    The most cases I like to does in bed. Wiz mom. Under sheets. I once had liquid fart, but not in bed. Usually I in between code yellow and orange. Jaya in between blue and green. Amateur. Poser. Faker.

    • hahahaha hope Jaya will work on this problem :o) Liquid farts are dangerous, you can’t blame it on dad, because in worst case the evidence sticks on you :o)

      • Shiva & Jaya says:

        The purroblem is that I no can blame anybody as no one in PM office has farties!

        But I has proud of my farties. I da championette. The best ones are them that is inaudible.

  36. catfromhell says:

    Bwaa!!! Haa!!! Haaa!!!! Me does NOT make F-Arts (very often and only in the little warm room), But our Hairy Slobbery sister Cinnamon could give yous a run for your money as a F-Artist! She is the bestest!!! She can clear a room as fast as the F-Art gets distributed! She makes paint peel off the walls. Its a good thing yous 2 does not live under the same roof as thaqt roof would bes exploded off!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  37. If we farted we would be flying lol

  38. Mags Corner says:

    Oh, my goodness sweet Easy you have made us laugh until we cried. Did anybody ever eat the peanuts or were they tainted? lol Hugs and nose kisses

  39. Oh Easy you have me laughing! My cats are always silent culprits but I make some noise to let them know how powerful a piggy can be 🙂

  40. tylersat99 says:

    We understand! We have a big black dog who shall not be named, that can destroy a room or car and will not get up and move. She leaves us to feel she is innocent while we are being exfixiated. Luckily she loves the cold and snow and we have been given a reprieve :))

  41. Clowie says:

    Cat farts are wicked, they clear the room – surprising when they’re so small!

  42. Timmy Tomcat says:

    Glad you got the great blockage cleared
    Purrs
    Timmy

  43. dollythedoxie says:

    Wow you are a lucky dog! So glad everything came out all right (heehee). I hope you are feeling much better today! Love Dolly

  44. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL EAsy ya just gave a hole new meenin to da term ‘Artsy Fartsy’….Mum iz laffin so hard she iz cryin…..
    Me let go sum SBD’z on Furiday nite n looked so innycent….now dere iz only Mum n me in da crib so it hard to pin diz on sumone else….me just kept one eye epin n looked hald asleep n Mum mutterd, “Hmm maybee me made diz stink??” Me let sum more waft out n da next fing me nose she haz HER NOSE BY ME BUTT N IZ SNIFFIN!!! Me waz horroarfied…n cot in da act….den Mum started laffin n me sayz”See Mum iz laffin gas!!” Whew me gotta out dat one guud!!
    Much lub me fartabuluss furend frum Nylablue xxx
    Pee ess: SBD= Silent Butt Deadlee 😉

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