Yesterday I was disconnected from the world for hours, because the street guys blocked the electricity in my street. The whole neighborhood planned another revolution but sadly no one had a guillotine or a field howitzer , so we were only able to shot with words. I missed the teaser of the century, I’ve got no food and it was as cold as in the ass of a polar bear, because even our heater needs power.

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Fortunately our doorbell is battery-operated and so I heard the UPS-guy. He brought the result of my mom’s 3am-shopping-marathon.
I immediately tried to open the box, but my mom said till I chewed a hole in this thingy, the cancellation period is over and probably the season too, where she can wear sweaters and boots. So she opened it with a scissors that I can check what she bought.
All things were nice, even the pink pants, they are more salmon pink and only a half-humiliation for my dad. Otherwise salmon is tasty, the price was 5 bucks, so he has to wear it. Thanks Forever21, the staff is happy!
While the staff catwalked with their new stuff I took my part of the parcel: the tissue paper and the packaging and made a horrible mess in my bedroom and my mom had to pick piece by piece by hand, because the hoover needs power . After this hand-job she was also powerless.
After all the 3am-shopping-marathon was a success, we saved a lot of money, for things what meanwhile were sold out and my mom forgot to order, because she was drowsy and still in sleep-modus.
I’m a happy Weimaraner, because I could act out my destructive urge, my dad is a happy salmon(ella)  now and my mom got new boots so I can eat an ole pair.
 That’s  not a sponsored post, I bought all with my own mazuma, but maybe they will send me some palm grease, who knows?

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. May the power be with you.

  2. PigLove says:

    Awesome!! You are great pal in opening boxes. I might need to take some notes from you. My hooves are not as useful as one would think – they are good for stomping though – just ask mom about the baby gate – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

    • that’s a great feature too , Bacon :o) you could open all doors in my house, they have this old turning knobs and it’s impossible for me to open it :o) you got a baby gate too? I had a baby playpen as I was a puppy… for 30 minutes :o)

      • PigLove says:

        Snorts – OMP (Oh my pig!) I’ll have to repost some of my older blogs about me Bacon vs Baby Gates at the Hotel Thompson. Mom/dad eventually won when they put up a heavy duty metal gate in between the kitchen and the front room. But, sometimes when they don’t latch it, I have my freedom in the kitchen – oohhh aaawww haaa! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Think there’s a gremlin out there trying to mess with your Tuesdays so you can’t get to the teaser in time 😦 Bout time you did a sponsored post – there’s got to be a company you could approach to be their official toy/package tester?

  4. LOL we too….may the force (power) be with you Easy and we are impressed with your pawsome chewing abilities pal. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Wow Easy…..looks like if your Mom had allowed it, you could have easily eaten your way into that box from Forever21 (which by the way my Mom wishes she could be). I also think YOU were the big winner overall because that pile of toys you got is HUGE. You should be able to eat/rip/destroy all of that in no time! The salmonella pants are lovely – we’re all waiting to see your Dad in them (perhaps with that skeleton shirt as well??????).

    Kitty Hugs and sorry about the Teaser loss 😦

    • hahaha that’s my mom’s greatest wish too. guess what? It came true: she is 21 and even two times now LOL I will try to buy a lobster-shirt for dad’s pants, with M(o)ules on his feet he could be a seafood menu :o)

  6. Kyla says:

    Very thoughtful to put those soft articles in to protect that paper so you could destroy it in its pristine condition.

  7. Easy, I do enjoy seeing you tear up all sorts of things on the bed. It makes for such trendy yet avant-garde decorating. What is with the salmon-pink pants? Who would wear such craziness?

  8. Fern Reed says:

    Easy you keep yourself busy don’t you??? Zoie was not as much like you in the house. She never tore anything up!! In the house she was an angel!!!

  9. Will and Eko says:

    You should call Guinness Book of Records – pretty sure you have destroyed the most packages of all time.

    • I will ask Mr. Guinness, maybe he has a place in his book for me :o) The staff said I’m the greatest wrecker they ever had (except their Foxterrier who was the carnivore Terminator)

  10. It looks like you gots into a fight withs da paper…you won huh?
    I can’t wait to sees your dad in his new salmonella pants, I bet he is gonna look smashin’…hehehehe.
    My mum went on a shoppin’ spree at Victoria’s Secret…my dad was NOT happy…well, until it all came to da house:) But of course then he wanted to knows why a boob holder costed $60.


    • hahaha maybe my dad should wear such a secret of Miss Victoria to his salmonella pants? Could be stylish :o) My dad want to know such things too, but sadly he never gets an answer, neither from mom nor from Miss Victoria or Mr. Klein :o)

  11. Mags Corner says:

    Lol Sweet Easy you are without a doubt the bestest opener-upper in the whole universe. We can tell you had a blast gettin’ that box open to see what all was in it. Enjoy the old boots as much as you enjoyed all that paper that your mom had to pick up by hand. Hugs and nose kisses

  12. so all in all the 3am shopping was a success!! Yesssssss! Glad to see your power was restored! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Caren

  13. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Thank goodness for a battery operated doorbell. You don’t want to miss all that good stuff

  14. NO WAY Easy did that small amount come in that HUGE box, she’z hidden half of it frum Dad Bawahwhahhahahhahhaa xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  15. Lee says:

    Holy Cow those shopping marathons in the middle of the night really pay off. You better dig hard because I think that box contains more stuff.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  16. Mom read this to Dad while he was driving. He laffed so hard almost tear ended another car MOL

  17. Easy you are such a box destroyer extroadinaire! I like to rip up magazines and catalogues if mom leaves them where I can get them. Bummer about the power, glad it is back on. We would freeze if our power went out as cold as it is here.
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  18. A powerless house is no fun. Salmon colored pants make up for it,though. Your dad is a stylin’ dude.

    Love and licks,

  19. Ann Staub says:

    Yikes Easy. I think I was without power 2 times before because my father didn’t pay the electricity bill. It was summer and I woke up in a hot sweat wondering why there was no power! lol Have fun with your old shoes!

    • A powerless day is really bad, I agree. Our poor neighbors wife worked in the back yard and had no chance to wash all the dirt away, she was totally in a state and gave the guys funny names :o)

  20. Frankie and Ernie says:

    We are so Sorry that your Crib got Colder than a Polar Bear’s Ass. Fortunately the powers came BACK before it also became Darker than a Salamander’s Ass. THAT would be a Terrible Combination. BUTT the good thingy is that VACULA can’t come to life withOUT powers.

  21. Barney the Corgi says:

    “my dad is a happy salmon(ella)” lol. your stories are always so funny.

  22. Looks like you had a lot of fun! Plus, those were some good sales – sounds like everyone won!

  23. Mummy got a delivery of things today but she went and hid them away so whee don’t know what it is but whee are hoping it’s for us!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  24. Sarge says:

    Wow, pawesome job with that box! Sounds like your peep shopped till she dropped. BOL I think I’d avoid salmon pants…some crazy cat might want to eat them.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  25. Sagira says:

    Sounds like you need a sweater! Glad your mom had fun shopping. 🙂

  26. Sasha says:

    Actually, it sounded like a pretty good day, all things considered. There is nothing like tearing into some nice fresh tissue paper.

    Loveys Sasha

  27. That’s a win-win-win especially if you get to chew up an old pair of boots! No fun without power is it?

  28. fozziemum says:

    Easy I am pretty sure dad had the power turned off for fear of the neighbourhood seeing his Salmonella pants arrive…I just wouldn’t take dad out to any Bear inhabited areas in case he has to start swimming upstream in a hurry ….hugs Fozziemum xx Pee Ess nice forensic slobbers left in the box my friend…no claiming innocence now!

    • imagine my mom had to send it back… in this box LOL
      I think the kitties in our village will like dad’s pants :o)

      • fozziemum says:

        Hahaha I am sure they will..dad will be like the pied piper..as for the package going back ..wll sometimes there is no going back Easy hahahah the poor box is over the Cardboard Bridge…Hugs Fozziemum xxx

  29. kolytyi says:

    Where are the pics of your dad in his fabulous pink pants? This would be an important milestone in his model career after that more than promising start when posing in a dog suit!

  30. Madi and Mom says:

    Easy WTG you did a great job of preparing that for recycling.
    Hugs madi your bfffc

  31. easy you look like a puppy in those pictures! P.S- Sorry we have been gone so long, will be back up on friday this week

  32. raisingdaisy says:

    Looks like you’re having a great time there, Easy! The wrapping and boxes are always the best part of any delivery anyway! 😉

  33. Sounds like our house! Mom loves Weimwhatevers! Love Dolly

  34. Great stuff, I swear you are related to gman he can open boxed like you do and can make a mess with the best of them.

  35. Pip says:

    Nice work!

  36. sheltiebeauties says:

    Can you please teach me how to open those boxes!!! I need powerful teeth like yours!


  37. stella rose says:

    Hi Easy
    I just added you to my blog please come on over and visit us three puggies.
    Stella Rose, Maggie and gussie

  38. Misaki says:

    Easy you are the man! My mummy is a meanie and never lets me help open boxes 😦

  39. Andrea says:

    We don’t let the dogs help either, but sometimes they manage it anyway!

  40. Fern Reed says:

    Zoie was so wonderful to have!! She just wanted to kiss kiss kiss all the time. She loved me and I her so much!!!!!!!!!!! It just broke me when I lost her!!!! It still hurts so bad!!

  41. Nylabluesmum says:

    Woof woof…ya haz sum guud boxin ackshun dere Easy!!! Mum spit da tea out when she read yer Mum had to do a hand job to pick up da tisshue n stuff ya left all over da floor…purrleexe put warnin on yer postz…me don’t want to loozez Mum thru chokin on tea…she da Only Mum fer me, MOL/BOL!!!
    yer toyz n stuff lookz so guud. We not commint on da Salmon pantz….me not fussy in salmon anyfing…too fishy fer me!! 😉
    Much Lub Nylablue n Sherriellen Mum xoxo

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