THE SOLUTION
All who guessed #1 were right. Pooh really entered my crib:

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For #2:
My mom was shopping yesterday, but she came back after 4 HOURS. She said it was because of the traffic and the bad weather. yeah, sure, mom… She had aquaplaning on the street, than means the Elephant Skate runs in another direction as she planned and it can happen that she lands – accidentally – of course! at the junk store instead of the grocery market. Therefore she  had tons of bags of the junk store on board and for me she bought a tail. This one:
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Yesterday an elephant was hanging on this tail, but he is missing and I can’t remember what happened with this guy.
 The other guy, named Dark Angel really crossed her way, after he scared an older lady in a thingamabob ride nearly to death with his wild dipsy-doodle, he blocked the whole traffic. Because he was busy with his phone, maybe he had to post his (bug) status on facebook first, who knows. He was rude and dickish, just a snotty brat, and he really offered my mom a job, because he had a false impression of her profession. We will keep our eyes peeled for Dark Angel, because we will offer him something too….  for free.
Congratulations to all who guessed right and a big THANK YOU to Ranger for this funny event.
Hope you had a nose for sniffing out false confessions.
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I have one:
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He not:
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HAVE A FUNNY FRIDAY ALL!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

81 responses »

  1. That was great Easy and good call by Ranger as we all had so much fun.
    We must get Ranger to choose something once a month.
    Have a fabulous Friday and have fun.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Pooped Pooh – you’ll need a sign from Mollie & Alfie saying ‘abandon hope all ye stuffed toys who enter here’ 😀

  3. You are getting very precise at removing body parts, almost surgical precision.

  4. That tail looks really bizarre.

  5. You ate the nose already? – well done:)

  6. Gosh Easy, I’m glad to see you still have that magnificent nose but what happened to that poor stuffie? I bet it was “Easy’s Handy Dandy Nose Removal Service” in action right? Tee Hee Happy FRIDAY!
    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  7. Madi and Mom says:

    Easy you have a great way with telling about an event. Nasty mean driver!!
    Thank goodness mom made it home in one piece. Sounds like that driver might need anger management intervention
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  8. Goose says:

    I knew I was right. Butt after all I am now a police officer so it should come as no surprise I was right.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  9. I was right 🙂 Your stuffies last longer than mine, well, only just BOL.. have a super day xxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  10. Uh oh, there should be two noses, not just one! Hope that doesn’t mean you got stuffing all over the house for your mom to clean up!

  11. Brian Frum says:

    Hmmmmm, I was half right and half wrong MOL!

  12. Pooh certainly is not nosey 🙂

  13. Hmmm I think I got it wrong! Oh well, should have known Easy!

  14. Frankie and Ernie says:

    We were RIGHT… You REALLY showed that Silly Pooh Bear !

    Love what you did with his TUMMY and NOSE… PERFECT Technique.

  15. PigLove says:

    Bravo my friend. I really must commend you on your accuracy in dissecting your stuffed anipals. I need to take notes for my future endeavors – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  16. I hope that nose tasted as good as it looks! Mmmmm….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  17. I Am Jasmine Kyle says:

    THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE NOSE AND EYES AND TAILS!!!! Those are the things I CAN”T sew well!

  18. Poor Pooh! (He should stay in the woods if he wants safety and won’t play ruff!) The nose is always the first to go here, too

  19. Sarge says:

    Wow, that was pawesome! Great job with Pooh. BWAR HAR HAR
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  20. Kuruk says:

    Easy, you look so cute with your Pooh Bear! Woooowooooooo KuBear

  21. Two French Bulldogs says:

    All my stuffies are blind. I think 1 is a fib

  22. Lee says:

    Jeez Easy I was on a roll at guessing the true confession till I got to the 13th one in the linky. Now I have missed two in a row. I wanted to hear about your Mom tapping on the mans vehicle. Maybe you can get your Mom to do that for us.
    Thanks For Being a Friend
    Sweet William The Scot

  23. kolytyi says:

    Easy, you are a hero! You saved your crib from a fake Pooh! The original, real Pooh looks totally different, this is only a pitiful imitation! Bravo! Bravissimo!

  24. Milo says:

    Wow you’re a pro at removing limbs!!! Bol!!
    Love Milo 🙂

  25. UhOh we were wrong on this one Easy! You know that we still have a pink piggy that was given to Hazel when she was a wee puppy (9 yrs ago). It is a little bald in places but still intact. Except for the eyes maybe.
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  26. OH MY LORD! I love to pull things off my stuffed thingeys too. Go get ’em Easy!

  27. Howdy Easy, hehehe, you really gave Pooh Bear a work over. He’ll think twice about climbing into your bed! We think your mum and ours should go shopping together cause we think they would have fun shopping for everything BUTT what they actually need! Take care mate and have a grreat weekend.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  28. Fern Reed says:

    I can not go shopping any more Easy!!! Unless i go with my Hubby who does the driving….. I can not see well enough to drive any more!!!!!! 😦

  29. Oh, looks like your Pooh Bear isn’t gonna be able to sniff out anymore honey without a snooter!! Oh well, more for you!!
    I’m sure glads your Moms is okay after that incident with that nasty dude! He’s lucky you weren’t in the car!! BOL
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  30. tylersat99 says:

    That last guy really didn’t look good already, hope he didn’t come that way:-)

  31. LifeOfBun says:

    Hahaha the bear without the nose xD my blog is against animal cruelty, yes! But that was just too funny!

  32. Nylabluesmum says:

    We bee callin ya Docktur Easy da way ya iz purrformin surgery on da stuffiez….MOL/BOL…
    Lub Nylablue xxx

  33. There’s an expression: TEARING A STRIP OFF SOMEONE” meaning to express anger but seeing you tear a real strip off Pooh bring new meaning literally and figuratively!

  34. Very cute photos when you were snuggled up and not eating the bear.

  35. Hey Easy; you really need to let a stuffie live for at least a whole day…ya know…I mean like let it live WHOLE for a WHOLE day…now that will make a great blog post…*snicker*

  36. Run A Muck Ranch says:

    I knew it!!! 🙂

  37. You are really quite adept at nose and tail-ectomies. Perhaps Humans would pay you to remove unwanted body parts, like warts and moles? You could be rich!

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