THE SOLUTION
All who guessed #1 were right. Pooh really entered my crib:
For #2:
My mom was shopping yesterday, but she came back after 4 HOURS. She said it was because of the traffic and the bad weather. yeah, sure, mom… She had aquaplaning on the street, than means the Elephant Skate runs in another direction as she planned and it can happen that she lands – accidentally – of course! at the junk store instead of the grocery market. Therefore she had tons of bags of the junk store on board and for me she bought a tail. This one:
Yesterday an elephant was hanging on this tail, but he is missing and I can’t remember what happened with this guy.
The other guy, named Dark Angel really crossed her way, after he scared an older lady in a thingamabob ride nearly to death with his wild dipsy-doodle, he blocked the whole traffic. Because he was busy with his phone, maybe he had to post his (bug) status on facebook first, who knows. He was rude and dickish, just a snotty brat, and he really offered my mom a job, because he had a false impression of her profession. We will keep our eyes peeled for Dark Angel, because we will offer him something too…. for free.
Congratulations to all who guessed right and a big THANK YOU to Ranger for this funny event.
Hope you had a nose for sniffing out false confessions.
I have one:
He not:
HAVE A FUNNY FRIDAY ALL!
Easy Blog 
That was great Easy and good call by Ranger as we all had so much fun.
We must get Ranger to choose something once a month.
Have a fabulous Friday and have fun.
Best wishes Molly
Pooped Pooh – you’ll need a sign from Mollie & Alfie saying ‘abandon hope all ye stuffed toys who enter here’ 😀
You are getting very precise at removing body parts, almost surgical precision.
Thanks :o) Maybe I’m the carnovore version of Jacky the ripper?
That tail looks really bizarre.
haha yes, without the elephant it looks strange :o)
You ate the nose already? – well done:)
Now I have the olfactory sense of a grizzly – butt I have to check first if they have a good nose :o)
Gosh Easy, I’m glad to see you still have that magnificent nose but what happened to that poor stuffie? I bet it was “Easy’s Handy Dandy Nose Removal Service” in action right? Tee Hee Happy FRIDAY!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
that can happen with bears who poke their nose into everything :o) btw: that was the first guy with a green stuffing, all others are white. Maybe it’s a spring break bear?
Easy you have a great way with telling about an event. Nasty mean driver!!
Thank goodness mom made it home in one piece. Sounds like that driver might need anger management intervention
Hugs Madi your BFFF
I think they should re-name that guy: DARK ANGER would be fit much better :o)
I knew I was right. Butt after all I am now a police officer so it should come as no surprise I was right.
Blessings,
Goose
Yes, that’s true, Brother. btw: can you watch for the Dark Anger guy?
I was right 🙂 Your stuffies last longer than mine, well, only just BOL.. have a super day xxooxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
yes, 5 minutes are a long time LOL have you ever killed a guy with a green stuffing?
Uh oh, there should be two noses, not just one! Hope that doesn’t mean you got stuffing all over the house for your mom to clean up!
Fortunately not, I was puzzled as I saw that this guy had a green stuffing :o)
Hmmmmm, I was half right and half wrong MOL!
So you are a winning loser or a losing winner, that’s the best :o)
Pooh certainly is not nosey 🙂
no he isn’t hahahaha he is more incurious :o)
Hmmm I think I got it wrong! Oh well, should have known Easy!
At last we all had fun and I have two noses now :o)
We were RIGHT… You REALLY showed that Silly Pooh Bear !
Love what you did with his TUMMY and NOSE… PERFECT Technique.
hahaha I did a good nose-job and now he has a horsehsoe on his back – that’s a sign for good luck (not for him but maybe for me?)
Bravo my friend. I really must commend you on your accuracy in dissecting your stuffed anipals. I need to take notes for my future endeavors – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
great idea, brother… don’t forget to add a lucky sign, like the horseshoe I created on his butt – that’s a sign of good luck (for you) :o)
Noted. I have a lot to do this weekend in destruction – I mean reconstruction – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
MOL! I knew it!
hahaha, concatulation, Texas :o) Bet you remember that you can’t shop all things you (never) need within one hour in france :o)
I hope that nose tasted as good as it looks! Mmmmm….
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Not really like chocolate but not bad. Bet Pooh had his nose in a honey bucket before :o)
THEY ALWAYS GO FOR THE NOSE AND EYES AND TAILS!!!! Those are the things I CAN”T sew well!
The parts what needed surgery are re-removed in zilch, but the first victims are always the ears :o)
GOD AAH …
Poor Pooh! (He should stay in the woods if he wants safety and won’t play ruff!) The nose is always the first to go here, too
Here the first attack is for the ears (Pooh’s ears were amputated before I found the camera).
Wow, that was pawesome! Great job with Pooh. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
haha, now Pooh is really pooh-pular hehe
Easy, you look so cute with your Pooh Bear! Woooowooooooo KuBear
hehe yes, Ku, I look cute, Pooh looks more “cut”
All my stuffies are blind. I think 1 is a fib
What happened with your poor stuffies? Think they need Dr. Lily :o)
Jeez Easy I was on a roll at guessing the true confession till I got to the 13th one in the linky. Now I have missed two in a row. I wanted to hear about your Mom tapping on the mans vehicle. Maybe you can get your Mom to do that for us.
Thanks For Being a Friend
Sweet William The Scot
I’m not sure if we should post this in public :o) But this bad guy is worth a post :o) although he was more a dark anger than a dark angel :o)
Easy, you are a hero! You saved your crib from a fake Pooh! The original, real Pooh looks totally different, this is only a pitiful imitation! Bravo! Bravissimo!
Tanks :o) I think so, it was not the real Pooh (I smelled the rat immediately, or better not )… he also had a made in china tag, sadly I ate the evidence :o)
Wow you’re a pro at removing limbs!!! Bol!!
Love Milo 🙂
Think that’s my greatest talent (except to eat) LOL
UhOh we were wrong on this one Easy! You know that we still have a pink piggy that was given to Hazel when she was a wee puppy (9 yrs ago). It is a little bald in places but still intact. Except for the eyes maybe.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
a 9 years old piggy and still intact? wow that’s world recors I think >:o)
OH MY LORD! I love to pull things off my stuffed thingeys too. Go get ’em Easy!
I think dogs are the best surgeons ever :o)
Howdy Easy, hehehe, you really gave Pooh Bear a work over. He’ll think twice about climbing into your bed! We think your mum and ours should go shopping together cause we think they would have fun shopping for everything BUTT what they actually need! Take care mate and have a grreat weekend.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
I’m afraid they would be on tour for weeks or months. Maybe you dad can cook, because my dad can’t otherwise we had hard times :O)
I can not go shopping any more Easy!!! Unless i go with my Hubby who does the driving….. I can not see well enough to drive any more!!!!!! 😦
Oh that’s sad, but I think to shop together is the better way, so everbody gets what he want and you are not alone when bad guys cross your way.
Oh my, poohs nose.
Now I have two noses, that’s not bad :o)
Poor abused bear, lol 😛
it’s hard to be a bear, they always have to bear it :o)
Oh, looks like your Pooh Bear isn’t gonna be able to sniff out anymore honey without a snooter!! Oh well, more for you!!
I’m sure glads your Moms is okay after that incident with that nasty dude! He’s lucky you weren’t in the car!! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Now he is no more nosey, I think :o) The dark anger guy was really a muppet, fortunately guys like this are rare here.
That last guy really didn’t look good already, hope he didn’t come that way:-)
I think he can’t, he can’t take up a trail without his nose :o)
Hahaha the bear without the nose xD my blog is against animal cruelty, yes! But that was just too funny!
oh, you’re right … better next time I make barbie or ken noseless, that’s no animal abuse :o)
We bee callin ya Docktur Easy da way ya iz purrformin surgery on da stuffiez….MOL/BOL…
Lub Nylablue xxx
I should get my own practice, I bet that would be a super business-idea. If you have time, I would need a good cattoo-doer :o)
Yow me wuud bee up fer sum ‘cat-ttooin’ fer shure Easy!! WE fix da sick Hu’Manz up no prublem! 😉
MOL/BOL
There’s an expression: TEARING A STRIP OFF SOMEONE” meaning to express anger but seeing you tear a real strip off Pooh bring new meaning literally and figuratively!
yes! better we had done this with the dark anger guy :o)
Very cute photos when you were snuggled up and not eating the bear.
Thanks :o) Sadly I love all things to pieces – literally :o)
Hey Easy; you really need to let a stuffie live for at least a whole day…ya know…I mean like let it live WHOLE for a WHOLE day…now that will make a great blog post…*snicker*
That could be a good riddle with a voting. I bet I know for what 99% will vote :o)
I knew it!!! 🙂
LOL who can resist Pooh ?
You are really quite adept at nose and tail-ectomies. Perhaps Humans would pay you to remove unwanted body parts, like warts and moles? You could be rich!
That’s a super idea, hope there are enough clients who want a tail-ectomies :o)