Yesterday I failed at Sammy’s tuesday teaser. UNBELIEVEABLE. Now my streak is completely destroyed and my dignity too. Butt it wasn’t my fault – bet you guess it: it was the staff!
Yesterday I was on noon-patrol as I found an apple. I storaged the apple in my mouth and we walked back to my crib, because it was time for tuesday teaser.
Unfortunately we had to pass the grumpy ole Malinois-beach what barked swear words to me. How rude! As I tried to bark back I lost my apple! Unfortunately it happened on a hill and the apple rolled the whole hill down like shit on a shovel!
I immediately took up the chase. Unfortunately with a brake block called dad on the other end of the leash. But come fire or water I wanted my apple back no matter that we passed the place where 87 or a gazillion of apples lay on the street.
We ran with Mach-2 the whole hill down till the hot pursuit found an end at a building area where my dad stepped into a s(t)inkhole. Such a monkey! Come one DUDE!, it’s not the time to take a bath, we are on a holy mission! But who cares I dragged him on and on till I found MY APPLE back.
I parked the apple in my mouth for a minute than I spat it on the street because there was something in the water! A stick! A giant one! And hey, who wants an apple when you can have the whole tree? I commanded mom to save the tree and she did.
Good girl, you will get a Greenpeace award once (or maybe not). Then we went back to my crib: mom laughing, dad with squealing shoes and a wet pant and me without the apple butt an apple tree!
Therefore I was too late for the tuesday teaser, it was just solved! Thanks dad, that your beauty treatment is much more important than the career of your son!
And what means all that fuss for an apple? Dude you have NO CLUE what people do for an apple!
and btw: what apple?
Fortunately Sammy is a good guy and he immediately understood my problem. He made a badge, specially for career-killers like my staff!
My hint for today: avoid fruits they are not good for you, eat more lobsters! And speaking of fruits: sadly the apple had a bad day: he was run over. Rest in puree!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ALL
That is so something typists dog would do! Brilliant
We all are creatures of habits in some ways :o)
Easy that is one GRAND tree you took home on your walk yesterday – almost worth missing the First Right Guesser award wasn’t it? It looks tasty and marinated quite nicely in that water pond you found it in. I hope you got to keep it after all the work you went to bringing it home. Who needs a squished apple when you can have an entire tree branch anyway?!?!?! I’m glad you like the award for your pawrents – sad that they let you down BUTTTTT I just bet NEXT Tuesday you’ll be on top of the situation!
Kitty Hugs and Happy Wacky Wednesday!
next tuesday I will stick on the compawter like the drops on the rear of a sheep :o) I thought my stick could be a super christmas tree too – he looks better than the ugly Jim. Sadly the staff said it is not allowed to bring the stick in my crib…
Oh gee…..your staff really just don’t understand do they? I mean it’s YOUR house too right? You should get to decorate with your favorite things like the staff does…..I remember Ugly Jim – I’d say that stick looks at least as good as it does…maybe better! Especially if you hang some stuff from it like all the toys you’ve eaten parts of this past year. Now that would make for an interesting Christmas tree!!!!!
we could hang some apples on the new tree…but I’m not sure if Billy Gates would like this decoration… who cares he is anyway not on the guest list :o)
BOL RIP apple. Maybe mum can buy you some pork chops and you can have apple sauce with it Easy? We don’t like fruit so we will go with eat more lobster. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
Hope dads’ shoes and pants have dried out,
I’m also not the fruit guy, maybe I will find a lobster in this hole too?
Easy we are truly brothers!! I would take a stick over an apple any day!! And that is a GRAND stick indeed. I am a bit jealous of that stick. Oh wait, I have two apple trees in my yard, so I can have all the apples I want AND a stick from the apple tree. Love love the photos of you carrying that stick. Got a little tear in my eye seeing it.
Wow two apple trees? That are two sticks and a gazillion of apples, you are really a lucky guy! Some people waited for days in front of the store to get only one hahaha
ROFL! Oh Easy, you still have the most correct guesses of everybody!
Thanks Rumpy :o) Next tuesday I will stick on my desk the whole day :o)
Smile man is taking a mighty fine crap, maybe too many apples for him.
hahaha probably. I’m glad he wasn’t one of the people in front of the apple store, bet he would come back with wet pants and without an apple hehe
Snorts as I’m rolling all over my bedroom floor laughing. You carried a tree home dude. That is too funny. Mom won’t even let me carry home a leaf in my mouth. I don’t get it – PLOL. And apples – oh dear friend. I love me some apples. I would knock down the door to get to an apple. Heck, I’ve almost knocked over daddy to get to one – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. Can I borrow you when our mailman comes? He can be sassy sometimes and I think you have the bark to put him in his place 🙂
No problem, brother, I’m an expert. We have to pick up our mail at the post office, because the post-muppet refuses to deliver the mail to my crib. Shall I send you my apple tree? there are currently no apples on that stick, but you can plant it into a bucket and who knows, maybe you will have more apples than Steve Jobs and Tim Cook ever had.
Don’t tease me my friend. An entire apple tree to myself in my magical backyard. I may pass out and never come back inside of the Hotel Thompson ever again. You would find me belly up and my pot belly fatter than a cow not being able to move. I would look like an air balloon with little sticks as legs – and trust me my legs are already short enough – snorts.
You may have to seriously have a talk with your post muppet. I’m having mom/dad send you something this weekend. 🙂 It’s a surprise dude. XOXO – Bacon
Good news brother: an university (think it was michigan, but not sure) discovered that an apple has exact as much calories as you need to eat one. That means practically you eat nothing when you eat an apple, cool huh? I think my dad is the better post-muppet, now we will get our mail always in time :o)
YAY! I can’t eat a gazillion apples and never gain any weight – that’s a most excellent thing to know my friend. Thanks for that info. I sent you an email a little bit ago. Hope you get it 🙂 XOXO- Bacon
I checked my mail, yes it was there! I’m so excited!!!
I’ll remind you that you said that when you get mom/dad’s surprise – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
Oh, poor Easy – the lengths you have to go to explain why your staff let you down. It must hurt deeply 😦
yes, specially my dignity is damaged now. Doggy’s rest at least in NY but mine in a sinking hole of a building area…
Bawahwhahahhaa your Dad looked like me after I went in the stink pond. Shame the apple got splattered ( the green apple splatters Bawhahahaha .. I am just too funny!) and we can’t win em all Easy 🙂 xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
hahahaha YES! I think that hole was big enough and not to miss, probably he sleeps while he walks with me… dangerous, because I’m no service dog :o)
That apple tree stick is huge! You need to dig a really big hole in the ground and plant it and see if it grows into an Apple tree. If it doesn’t grow — that’s ok — at least you dug a big sinkhole in the ground that maybe your dad can step in for when he needs to take a bath again. Bonus!
Yes, perfect idea! I’m not the first who tries to get rich with apples :o) And yeah in worst case I have a perfect foot bath pool for dad :o)
You’ll have plenty of chances again Easy! I still don’t know how your staff is able to guess them all correctly. Enjoy your tasty stick!
Thanks, the stick is shredded :o) That’s not my staff, that’s me :o)
Easy-make a lot of crushed apples by putting them in the street to get run over. Then scoop them up and put them in jars. Send them to Mollie to be marketed as “APPLESAZ”. Split the profits with her. Easy money for Easy.
Applesaz sounds good, but what is it? but anyway if we can sell it and we will get rich, why not (think I’m not the first one who has no clue what he sells)
Applesaz is common. You French know Bernaissaz, Hollanazsaz. I think it’s a Mollieism and only she could get away with that branding.
Easy I’m 100% certain Apples of any kind have crazy juice in them. My peeps see evidence at the Apple store in our mall.
This is one funny funny post.
Hugs Madi your bfff
hahaha I think apples are always crazy stuff, even in history, because adam and eve lost her comfy crib in eden just for an apple :o)
My Dawg Easy, that is one big stick! How funny that our mom was taking pictures this morning of the little baby crabapples that have fallen from our “fruitless” tree. HA HA
She thinks they must be sour, cause we don’t seem to want to eat them but they stick to the bottom of her shoes, UGH
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
wow, than you can sell the shoes – the first apple to go :o)
Oh those hoomans. Our one got sick and had a bad ear. Like that is any excuse?!! Whee wheeked and squeaked at her for a good half an hour before giving up. She is our typist so whee couldn’t do it without her. Anyway, it’s not like she types with her ear is it?!! ^_^
Those useless hoomans!
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
I hope your typist feels better soon :o) Maybe she needs the ears to hear the different strokes on the keyboard… think that’s called phonetical typing :o)
apple chasing and stick hunting are definitely under-appreciated tasks. I carried a tree home once but it wouldn’t fit through the front door:-(
Oh that’s bad Misaki.. maybe your dad can call the building guys for a bigger door or maybe he can lift that tree over the wall in your backyard?
Wow, sweet Easy you really scored that is one amazing apple tree you carried home. Maybe your tree will grow you some apples if you stick it in the ground. Hugs and nose kisses
Sadly the tree is a little damaged now… but maybe I will get road aplles next year?
We need to sit management down for a talk! LOL
Apples are a dime a dozen (well, you know what I mean), but a stick like that is just….priceless.
yes! it’s priceless even without apples :o)
REST IN PUREE…. OMD EASY your CRACK US UP!!!
We totally agree with your decision… the apple “TREE” was a much better choice… More FIBER… More FUN… More PHYSICAL Training (Peeing while holding the tree was very much SKILLFUL)… and MORE FINE BLOGGING Material.
Yes, that apple would have been GONE in a Flash… as it did when it escaped down the hill following the Barking incident… butt the TREE will last fur…HOURS.
Exactly! butt just between us, for a balance stick a tree isn’t perfect, I totally showered my legs and my belly :o)
Pawesome little stick you found there Easy! Wooooowoooooo!
Yes, every doggy needs a tree :o)
Dear Easy — good you left the apple, cause your staff failed to take the seeds out. They are poison…..cyanide. That can build up in your liver (etc) and cause problems. We don’t want noting happening to you………….uhhhhh leave the apples for the others, or get your staff to fix them. I know you don’t like peanut butter. Do have sharp chedder? a slice on the apple wedge is a nice treat.
Mom asked the store guy today, they had only cheddar and the guy had no clue about cheese. Result: cheddar (common) is in my stomach, apple wedge sticks on the carpet :o) But the cheddar was really good! Thanks :o)
that is very funny……you have good taste, but a lot of people love apple pie and cheddar –or eat wedges of cheddar with apple. LOL
Wow that’s one huge branch you got there, Easy! I love the pics of you carrying it – you’re one strong dude!
Thanks :o) I was dogtired as I had the stick in my back yard. Next time my staff should assist me, they anyway run useless after me :o)
I don’t believe, either, what people will do for an Apple! And thanks for saving the tree. 😉
Yes, that’s unbelievable sometimes, but even my dad got wet pants for an apple althought he is a windows user LOL
What a great adventure, Easy! Max agrees that a tree is better than apple – especially a flattened one. 🙂
Yes, Max is right, who wants an apple pancake :o) A tree is much better, you can use it for yellow pee-mails too :o)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…OMD…BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…Oh crap, I can NOT stop laughin’ at dis post! Dang it, I spit out my beer too while I was readin’.
Okays, lemme get ahold of myself.
Furst, WHAT kinda people does you lives withs dat was seemingly unwilling to run withs yu afters your apple felled and rolled ALLLLLLL da way down?
And, holy crap, then da apple landed in da waters!!!!!!
But I guess maybe it was all worth it in da end to has your very own tree.
I is very sorry you missed out on teaser but you did gets a badge.
PS: you has no idea how hilarious dis is
I hope now you have not the same wet pants like my dad. At least it was for a beer… that’s better than for an apple :o)
That was a sad story of a sad apple! Thank goodness you were able to come home with something – less delicious, but something. Sammy is a sport making that badge for you. It’s important to lay blame when things go sour….
Love and licks,
Yes, thats more important than the whole disaster ( think I could make career in politics too hehehe)! Sorry for the poor apple, sounds like 1:0 for Billy Gates :o)
You failed at the Tuesday teaser, but you got a nice tree. Maybe there’ll grow apples if you brood on the tree.
That would be great… I could have my own apple store :o)
and sell EPads and EPhones and the like.
Oh Easy, now we know how you get all those boo boos. It’s nice of you to let someone else win for a change :-0
At least the winner came from France too :o)
WOW! You sure weren’t kidding about the big stick!
It was really more a tree than a stick and that’s worth a wet pant ( it was not mine) :o)
You are wacky alright
THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE LOVES ABOUT YOU XO
big time xo
NOW how is HELL- MUT
he needs new clothes ? lol
send me pics anytime xo LOVE XO C
Hell-mut is still in his cave and sleeps. Maybe he had to much champagne?
WAKE UP HELL-MUT XXXX
LMFTO!! Easy, no one but you can make a lost apple and a found apple tree into such a rip roaring tale!
At least it was an apple an not a windows-thingy :o)
Wow, great job retrieving your apple! I definitely agree that the tree is better though. I’m wagging about your dad’s squishy shoes! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Apples are mostly overrated, a stick is much better… and the people had not to wait for hours at the apple store :o)
Oh no, you lost your apple.. you should have just ignored that Malinois.. But hey, you find a giant stick afterwards, that’s a lot better!
That’s true, the stick is better than an apple… and the bad Malinois was green with envy ( we are enemies, she bit me in my cheek and dad in his hand once)
Too funny – that’s quite the adventure for an apple! At least you got the prized stick to go home with you, Easy! Much love, the Scottie Mom.
Yes, if you have no iphone than you have no iphone, but if you have basically no apple than you have a stick :o)
It’s ok to be wrong once
for a whole tree it sure is ok, Lily :o)
Wow! you are an amazing dog Easy! That stick looks so heavy and you carry it with ease! Well done getting your apple back (even if you decided you didn’t want it!) 🙂
Without the apple I had no stick, sadly his hint while rolling to the stick ended with apple puree and wet pants :o)
Guess he was Apple-sauced!
You make the Human laff and laff, Easy. Poor Dad and the s(t)inkhole! Maybe you could send that apple tree to me since I killed our tree???
Yes, Spitty that’s the perfect decoration for every living room. I bet your mom will be overjoyed when she will find this tree under the tree on christmas :o)
Oh Easy ..hilarious for once poor mum isn’t poor mum but a Greenpeace award nominee with dad being left with dirty duds and a foul look off you bwahahaahh..I agree Sammy is a peach(sorry fruit again) for making such a great badge which will serve to remind the staff of their faux pas….glad you at least got a big stick/tree….and as for the apple..well..Tarmac Tatin hahahaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx
I think better the apple should get the award “post mortem” (mom has this super badge from Sammy, that’s more than enough), he leads me to the stick and he became puree for being helpful :o)
I agree..the apple paid the ultimate price..another unspoken victim of road rage!!!
yes. hope my mom will think twice before she drinks the next glass with apple juice :o)
I always do Easy..looks like pee and would hate to make a mistake hahhaha 🙂 we live I the Apple capital of our state..will keep my eyes ‘peeled’ for more victims ;0
Easy I don’t know where to start but you cracked us up with your apple hunt/tree escapade and we needed that!
Thanks :o) Think that’s a point for apple, now we have 1:1 for apple vs. windows hehe
I’m deeply impressed by your sense of balance – writing a pee-mail with an apple tree in your mouth is a real spectacle! But why is it you who carries in the firewood?
thanks :o) Sadly I failed, because I peed on my legs and my belly. Next time I will use a smaller tree :o) Think that tree is rather a firefighter, because it was wet as a river rat :o)
BTW: Choosing one and only one apple seems to be a gundog-thingy. They also wanted a special apple (a huge one, high on the tree): http://drotvizsla.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/masszunk-fel-a-fara/
hahah it seems that the apple was not really tasty, when I see the last pic :o) ok, one point for windows :o)
Oh Easy, I don’t know how you put up with your staff, ha ha!!
Next tuesday I’m back :o) btw: the mill you guessed at the moggie-teaser is still for sale, could be the perfect crib for you :o)