Yesterday I failed at Sammy’s tuesday teaser. UNBELIEVEABLE. Now my streak is completely destroyed and my dignity too. Butt it wasn’t my fault – bet you guess it: it was the staff!
Yesterday I was on noon-patrol as I found an apple.  I storaged the apple in my mouth and we walked back to my crib, because it was time for tuesday teaser.
Unfortunately we had to pass the grumpy ole Malinois-beach what barked swear words to me. How rude! As I tried to bark back I lost my apple! Unfortunately it happened on a hill and the apple rolled the whole hill down like shit on a shovel!
I immediately took up the chase. Unfortunately with a brake block called dad on the other end of the leash. But come fire or water I wanted my apple back no matter that we passed the place where 87 or a gazillion of apples lay on the street.
We ran with Mach-2 the whole hill down till the hot pursuit found an end at a building area where my dad stepped into a s(t)inkhole. Such a monkey! Come one DUDE!, it’s not the time to take a bath, we are on a holy mission!  But who cares I dragged him on and on till I found  MY APPLE back.
I parked the apple in my mouth for a minute than I spat it on the  street because there was something in the water! A stick! A giant one! And hey, who wants an apple when you can have the whole tree? I commanded mom to save the tree and she did.
Good girl, you will get a Greenpeace award once (or maybe not). Then we went back to my crib: mom laughing, dad with squealing shoes and a wet pant and me without the apple butt  an apple tree! 
Therefore I was too late for the tuesday teaser, it was just solved! Thanks dad, that your beauty treatment is much more important than the career of your son!

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And what means all that fuss for an apple? Dude you have NO CLUE what people do for an apple!
apple2 apple1 apple3
and btw: what apple?
Fortunately Sammy is a good guy and he immediately understood my problem. He made a badge, specially for career-killers like my staff!
My hint for today: avoid fruits they are not good for you, eat more lobsters! And speaking of fruits: sadly the apple had a bad day: he was run over. Rest in puree!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Dalton says:

    That is so something typists dog would do! Brilliant

  2. Easy that is one GRAND tree you took home on your walk yesterday – almost worth missing the First Right Guesser award wasn’t it? It looks tasty and marinated quite nicely in that water pond you found it in. I hope you got to keep it after all the work you went to bringing it home. Who needs a squished apple when you can have an entire tree branch anyway?!?!?! I’m glad you like the award for your pawrents – sad that they let you down BUTTTTT I just bet NEXT Tuesday you’ll be on top of the situation!

    Kitty Hugs and Happy Wacky Wednesday!

    • next tuesday I will stick on the compawter like the drops on the rear of a sheep :o) I thought my stick could be a super christmas tree too – he looks better than the ugly Jim. Sadly the staff said it is not allowed to bring the stick in my crib…

      • Oh gee…..your staff really just don’t understand do they? I mean it’s YOUR house too right? You should get to decorate with your favorite things like the staff does…..I remember Ugly Jim – I’d say that stick looks at least as good as it does…maybe better! Especially if you hang some stuff from it like all the toys you’ve eaten parts of this past year. Now that would make for an interesting Christmas tree!!!!!

      • we could hang some apples on the new tree…but I’m not sure if Billy Gates would like this decoration… who cares he is anyway not on the guest list :o)

  3. BOL RIP apple. Maybe mum can buy you some pork chops and you can have apple sauce with it Easy? We don’t like fruit so we will go with eat more lobster. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly
    Hope dads’ shoes and pants have dried out,

  4. Goose says:

    Easy we are truly brothers!! I would take a stick over an apple any day!! And that is a GRAND stick indeed. I am a bit jealous of that stick. Oh wait, I have two apple trees in my yard, so I can have all the apples I want AND a stick from the apple tree. Love love the photos of you carrying that stick. Got a little tear in my eye seeing it.

  5. rumpydog says:

    ROFL! Oh Easy, you still have the most correct guesses of everybody!

  6. merbear74 says:

    Smile man is taking a mighty fine crap, maybe too many apples for him.

  7. PigLove says:

    Snorts as I’m rolling all over my bedroom floor laughing. You carried a tree home dude. That is too funny. Mom won’t even let me carry home a leaf in my mouth. I don’t get it – PLOL. And apples – oh dear friend. I love me some apples. I would knock down the door to get to an apple. Heck, I’ve almost knocked over daddy to get to one – snorts. XOXO – Bacon
    P.S. Can I borrow you when our mailman comes? He can be sassy sometimes and I think you have the bark to put him in his place 🙂

    • No problem, brother, I’m an expert. We have to pick up our mail at the post office, because the post-muppet refuses to deliver the mail to my crib. Shall I send you my apple tree? there are currently no apples on that stick, but you can plant it into a bucket and who knows, maybe you will have more apples than Steve Jobs and Tim Cook ever had.

      • PigLove says:

        Don’t tease me my friend. An entire apple tree to myself in my magical backyard. I may pass out and never come back inside of the Hotel Thompson ever again. You would find me belly up and my pot belly fatter than a cow not being able to move. I would look like an air balloon with little sticks as legs – and trust me my legs are already short enough – snorts.
        You may have to seriously have a talk with your post muppet. I’m having mom/dad send you something this weekend. 🙂 It’s a surprise dude. XOXO – Bacon

      • Good news brother: an university (think it was michigan, but not sure) discovered that an apple has exact as much calories as you need to eat one. That means practically you eat nothing when you eat an apple, cool huh? I think my dad is the better post-muppet, now we will get our mail always in time :o)

      • PigLove says:

        YAY! I can’t eat a gazillion apples and never gain any weight – that’s a most excellent thing to know my friend. Thanks for that info. I sent you an email a little bit ago. Hope you get it 🙂 XOXO- Bacon

      • I checked my mail, yes it was there! I’m so excited!!!

      • PigLove says:

        I’ll remind you that you said that when you get mom/dad’s surprise – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Oh, poor Easy – the lengths you have to go to explain why your staff let you down. It must hurt deeply 😦

  9. Bawahwhahahhaa your Dad looked like me after I went in the stink pond. Shame the apple got splattered ( the green apple splatters Bawhahahaha .. I am just too funny!) and we can’t win em all Easy 🙂 xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  10. That apple tree stick is huge! You need to dig a really big hole in the ground and plant it and see if it grows into an Apple tree. If it doesn’t grow — that’s ok — at least you dug a big sinkhole in the ground that maybe your dad can step in for when he needs to take a bath again. Bonus!

  11. Ann Staub says:

    You’ll have plenty of chances again Easy! I still don’t know how your staff is able to guess them all correctly. Enjoy your tasty stick!

  12. Kyla says:

    Easy-make a lot of crushed apples by putting them in the street to get run over. Then scoop them up and put them in jars. Send them to Mollie to be marketed as “APPLESAZ”. Split the profits with her. Easy money for Easy.

  13. cecilia07 says:

    Easy I’m 100% certain Apples of any kind have crazy juice in them. My peeps see evidence at the Apple store in our mall.
    This is one funny funny post.
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  14. My Dawg Easy, that is one big stick! How funny that our mom was taking pictures this morning of the little baby crabapples that have fallen from our “fruitless” tree. HA HA
    She thinks they must be sour, cause we don’t seem to want to eat them but they stick to the bottom of her shoes, UGH
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  15. Oh those hoomans. Our one got sick and had a bad ear. Like that is any excuse?!! Whee wheeked and squeaked at her for a good half an hour before giving up. She is our typist so whee couldn’t do it without her. Anyway, it’s not like she types with her ear is it?!! ^_^

    Those useless hoomans!

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  16. Misaki says:

    apple chasing and stick hunting are definitely under-appreciated tasks. I carried a tree home once but it wouldn’t fit through the front door:-(

  17. Mags Corner says:

    Wow, sweet Easy you really scored that is one amazing apple tree you carried home. Maybe your tree will grow you some apples if you stick it in the ground. Hugs and nose kisses

  18. I Am Jasmine Kyle says:

    We need to sit management down for a talk! LOL

  19. Sage says:

    Apples are a dime a dozen (well, you know what I mean), but a stick like that is just….priceless.

  20. Frankie and Ernie says:

    We totally agree with your decision… the apple “TREE” was a much better choice… More FIBER… More FUN… More PHYSICAL Training (Peeing while holding the tree was very much SKILLFUL)… and MORE FINE BLOGGING Material.
    Yes, that apple would have been GONE in a Flash… as it did when it escaped down the hill following the Barking incident… butt the TREE will last fur…HOURS.

  21. Kuruk says:

    Pawesome little stick you found there Easy! Wooooowoooooo!

  22. OwyheeStar says:

    Dear Easy — good you left the apple, cause your staff failed to take the seeds out. They are poison…..cyanide. That can build up in your liver (etc) and cause problems. We don’t want noting happening to you………….uhhhhh leave the apples for the others, or get your staff to fix them. I know you don’t like peanut butter. Do have sharp chedder? a slice on the apple wedge is a nice treat.

    • Mom asked the store guy today, they had only cheddar and the guy had no clue about cheese. Result: cheddar (common) is in my stomach, apple wedge sticks on the carpet :o) But the cheddar was really good! Thanks :o)

  23. raisingdaisy says:

    Wow that’s one huge branch you got there, Easy! I love the pics of you carrying it – you’re one strong dude!

  24. I don’t believe, either, what people will do for an Apple! And thanks for saving the tree. 😉


  25. What a great adventure, Easy! Max agrees that a tree is better than apple – especially a flattened one. 🙂

  26. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…OMD…BWHAHAHAHAHAHA…Oh crap, I can NOT stop laughin’ at dis post! Dang it, I spit out my beer too while I was readin’.
    Okays, lemme get ahold of myself.
    Furst, WHAT kinda people does you lives withs dat was seemingly unwilling to run withs yu afters your apple felled and rolled ALLLLLLL da way down?
    And, holy crap, then da apple landed in da waters!!!!!!
    But I guess maybe it was all worth it in da end to has your very own tree.
    I is very sorry you missed out on teaser but you did gets a badge.

    PS: you has no idea how hilarious dis is

  27. That was a sad story of a sad apple! Thank goodness you were able to come home with something – less delicious, but something. Sammy is a sport making that badge for you. It’s important to lay blame when things go sour….

    Love and licks,

  28. stanze says:

    You failed at the Tuesday teaser, but you got a nice tree. Maybe there’ll grow apples if you brood on the tree.

  29. Oh Easy, now we know how you get all those boo boos. It’s nice of you to let someone else win for a change :-0

  30. Brian Frum says:

    WOW! You sure weren’t kidding about the big stick!

  31. Cat Forsley says:

    You are wacky alright
    big time xo
    NOW how is HELL- MUT
    he needs new clothes ? lol
    send me pics anytime xo LOVE XO C

  32. LMFTO!! Easy, no one but you can make a lost apple and a found apple tree into such a rip roaring tale!

  33. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, great job retrieving your apple! I definitely agree that the tree is better though. I’m wagging about your dad’s squishy shoes! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  34. Barney the Corgi says:

    Oh no, you lost your apple.. you should have just ignored that Malinois.. But hey, you find a giant stick afterwards, that’s a lot better!

  35. ScottieMom says:

    Too funny – that’s quite the adventure for an apple! At least you got the prized stick to go home with you, Easy! Much love, the Scottie Mom.

  36. Two French Bulldogs says:

    It’s ok to be wrong once

  37. gentlestitches says:

    Wow! you are an amazing dog Easy! That stick looks so heavy and you carry it with ease! Well done getting your apple back (even if you decided you didn’t want it!) 🙂

  38. Guess he was Apple-sauced!

    You make the Human laff and laff, Easy. Poor Dad and the s(t)inkhole! Maybe you could send that apple tree to me since I killed our tree???

  39. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy ..hilarious for once poor mum isn’t poor mum but a Greenpeace award nominee with dad being left with dirty duds and a foul look off you bwahahaahh..I agree Sammy is a peach(sorry fruit again) for making such a great badge which will serve to remind the staff of their faux pas….glad you at least got a big stick/tree….and as for the apple..well..Tarmac Tatin hahahaha 🙂 hugs Fozziemum xx

  40. Easy I don’t know where to start but you cracked us up with your apple hunt/tree escapade and we needed that!

  41. kolytyi says:

    I’m deeply impressed by your sense of balance – writing a pee-mail with an apple tree in your mouth is a real spectacle! But why is it you who carries in the firewood?

    • thanks :o) Sadly I failed, because I peed on my legs and my belly. Next time I will use a smaller tree :o) Think that tree is rather a firefighter, because it was wet as a river rat :o)

  42. kolytyi says:

    BTW: Choosing one and only one apple seems to be a gundog-thingy. They also wanted a special apple (a huge one, high on the tree): http://drotvizsla.wordpress.com/2011/09/18/masszunk-fel-a-fara/

  43. Clowie says:

    Oh Easy, I don’t know how you put up with your staff, ha ha!!

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