Today I will share an important chapter of my BAD IDEA CATALOG with you. For that I used a poo-em of the german painter & poo-et J. Ringelnatz. There was no translation, so we had to translate it by our own paws. That’s difficult, to translate and to rhyme and at the end it should make sense – more or less. Nearly impossible. While my mom and my dad argued about “silent-mention-quiet” I translated the whole thingy and here you have a good plan how to become interesting:
How to make yourself interesting
(for an adult puppysoxer)
by Joachim Ringelnatz – translated/adapted by me

Think you  can be silent, you are not a kid?
the books on the shelf have on their back a lid *
in this hole you have to squeeze
pieces of soft and stinky cheese.
Otherwise you can place some Brie
between the sofa upholstery.

Wait for a week or even more
and sneak around as if you had a sore.
Till your pawrents ask what’s wrong with this guy
then hem and haw first before you say:
I don’t know, I feel not well
because there are caracasses what I can smell.

Your pawrents will sniff everywhere for the smell
before they send you to bed with treats as well.
The dogtor will come to make sure it’s no trick
and you have to tell him: my soul is sick.

Try not to laugh during the whole event,
your pawrents will and that’s for real
to everyone say and to all reveal:
you are the pup with an interesting scent.

* works only with hardcover books not with paperbacks or ebook-readers

Ok, that’s one way, but you need time and you have to waste food. In worst case the dogtor will give you one of this darned in-shock-tions and you are the screwed. Therefore I invented a more subtile way to become interesting by including your whole furmily. It’s called the “CRUMB GAME”, best for pups&kitties age 1-99.

by EASY RIDER (that’s me)

one week sounds like the whole eternity
butt you can become interesting immediately.

just throw a treat-crumb  behind your bed
but a small one, no matter if  dry or wet.
now attack this place with yapping and growl
and if you want add some whine and howl

don’t stop this and make a unhappy face
till your staff will come to discover this place
let them search for time and space
and frisk with their paws the hidden place.

now you can laugh till your belly hurts
or the ole leggings of your momma blurts.
when your dad asks what she does on the back of the bed,
say: Exercising, because  her butt is too fat :o)

At last grab the crumb what you’ve  placed had
that your staff will know it’s as EASY as that.

just a simple crumb and a sleeping-berth
and you’re the most interesting pup on earth.

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. cecilia07 says:

    Easy my mom is laughing her head off and her eyes are leaking! Bravo bravo for the translation and photos!
    Madi your BFFF

  2. Goose says:

    Hehehhe. I place crumbs behind the couch. And sure enough if I make enough loud noises MOM will be down on all fours trying to retrieve it. It is a fun game. I will try this now behind the bed. With that she would have to take the whole mattress off to get it. hahahhaha. This will be fun.

  3. Too funny Easy, my Mommy likes your Mommy’s slippers BOL. Have a super interesting Sunday xxoxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. Brian Frum says:

    MOL Easy! But crumby ideas can be a good thing!

  5. merbear74 says:

    I see London I see France…I see your mummys underoos!

  6. Easy are you stashing midnight snacks in your bed again? You need to make sure you can get to them easily……AND remember they’re there so they don’t get stinky and send your Mom into fits looking for your stash!!! I think you may have a future as a translator… did a great job.

    Kitty hugs, Sammy

  7. Bawwwwahaaa…. I love the “CRUMB GAME”. Dat’s a good one.

  8. kolytyi says:

    Perhaps if you worked in the meanwhile on your mom’s slippers, you could become even more interesting!
    BTW, I became interesting only twice as a pup. After my tonsils had been taken out and my pawrents could take me home, I played with a RED felt-tip pen in the bed. My mother thought, of course, that there is blood on my blanket.
    My second attempt, when I put some beans and water into my toy kitchen cupboard, was not such a great éclat. Oh, there was a third case, too. But this is not public, I’m sorry, although I became highly interesting in the kindergarten.

    • Wow you could write a bad idea catalog too, the plan with the red pen is brilliant! It works with sour cherries too :o) I think beans are the pitfall of all puppies, my mom stuck one in her ear once… also a good way to become interesting :o)

  9. Easy we think you are the most HILARIOUS dog ever! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  10. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Love the Crumb game!! How is your mom’s POINTER STICK doing? Is it still black and Blue???

  11. Just too funny Easy as that is what I use to do with my chews and we can safely say a few urgent barks they come running and then play find the chew. Pawsome game. Mum will now have to get new pants. Have a serene Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

  12. Cat Forsley says:

    Easy …..POETRY ………….
    DIVINE COMEDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LOL XO
    ❤ now please PLAY THIS FOR HELL- MUT
    i know you are Not on FB much
    but i dedicated it to him ❤ and think it should be HIS SONG XO

  13. Nylabluesmum says:

    EASY!!!! Oh Easy-pup!!! I now conclude that Weimeraners are the smartest & cleverest dogs on Earth!!! I spit coffee all over the laptop screen reading your first poo-em & had just recovered & cleaned up to continue on to the 2nd poo-em & then spit more coffee all over the laptop…the photo of your poor sweet Mum looking for the crumb & ‘blerting’ out of her leggings was just too much for me!!
    You sure keep your ‘pawrents’ on their collective toes…HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue (who thinkz I have sprung a leak!)

    • oh you had two coffee-to-go? hahahaha I try to do my best – hope I haven’t to buy her new pants :o)

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        2 coffees to go!!!! Easy you are so so funny!!!! Howling with laughter here!!!!
        If you have to pay for theose leggings it will come out of your treat fund….nah your Mum will not do that to you!!! Technically you did not pop them open so she did the ‘blerting’ out of them…if you need a good Lawyer I can help you with your case!!
        Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue xx

      • She should take it from her own treat fund, so she can make sure that the next pant will not explode in case of “overpressure” :o)

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        LOL/BOL ‘over pressure’…I suffer from that condition too….m..aybe Mum will say 50/50 split??? hehehee.

  14. Sage says:

    Easy, do you know hu-mans get lots and lots of green papers for translating stuff? I think you have the makings of a new career. And when you throw a little ‘find it’ in the mix, you’ll be in so much demand you can buy your Mom some new britches!

  15. Mags Corner says:

    Hilarious sweet Easy…we love that last picture!!! Hugs and nose kisses

  16. Kyla says:

    No can do. Even the crumb game wastes food. That’s against my religion as a food-aholic. You have to have better bad ideas.

  17. OwyheeStar says:

    Who would have thunk? No wonder I am boring………hmmmmm. Thank you for the personality development tip.

  18. Golden Thanks for the Sunday LAUGHS!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  19. Best. Idea. Ever!! ^_^

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  20. fozziemum says:

    Easy..this is a great wayz to becomez more inter-festing..oh the stank must be greatz..I hope mumz fickled fingerz of fate wasn’t hurt in the filming of this episodez..we didn’t see no disclaimerz..the most interesting I can do is wipe my buttz down Granniez hallrunnerz…..want to see runnin just watch as she chase me outsidez BOL Forrest found a dead yabbie what would be nice left in Grandads P.Van …keep up the good works and the worldz a better place..Doc

  21. gentlestitches says:

    Haha!! My critters hide stuff from each other and “bury” treats around the house.

  22. BOL!!!! Oh Easy you are just the smartest, funniest, craziest dude EVERS!!!
    Now, I thought I was the only one that made my Ma do things like that! HAAAA!
    Oh, my…Ma says I should apologize to your Moms for laughin’ at her hinnie…sorry.
    BOL!!!! sorry.
    Ruby ♥☺☺

  23. Never a dull moment in your crib Easy with the Bad Idea Catalogue. Have seen worse ideas 😀

  24. Coccolino says:

    Easy you make us laugh. Nothing better than the crumb game! Hope you have a wonderful and warm day today!

  25. PigLove says:

    Oh.I.can’t.breathe. and now the hiccuping has commenced. OMP (oh my pig) Easy. That is hilarious! I must remember this move for my mom. This could be very interesting! XOXO – Bacon

  26. raisingdaisy says:

    Haha we needed a good laugh today!

  27. hmmm…. you are one evil dog!
    but still very funny one 😉

  28. Pat says:

    LOL I’m sure your staff appreciates that you pointed out the wardrobe malfunction.

  29. Lavinia says:

    Your mama is too patient! I loved the crumb game though, you are one cheeky doggy 🙂

  30. *I* think you are hilarious but the Human said she is glad you don’t live here with us!

  31. LifeOfBun says:

    Haha that’s awkward when leggings rip :’D really I think that seam in the middle is made for it, it must be on purpose.

  32. chicamom85 says:

    I love visiting your blog, you always make me smiley and happy. Thank you

    Loveys Sasha

  33. you soooooo have to get the BIC into a book…and you could even have guest contributors…but it would be hard for any other woofie or cat to have as many great bad ideas as you Easy…and I say that with a smile on my face and warm heart…paw hugs, your huge fan, Savvy

  34. Clowie says:

    That’s hilarious, Easy!

  35. […] Bad Idea Catalog reveals almost too much! […]

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