(for an adult puppysoxer)
Think you can be silent, you are not a kid?
the books on the shelf have on their back a lid *
in this hole you have to squeeze
pieces of soft and stinky cheese.
Otherwise you can place some Brie
between the sofa upholstery.
Wait for a week or even more
and sneak around as if you had a sore.
Till your pawrents ask what’s wrong with this guy
then hem and haw first before you say:
I don’t know, I feel not well
because there are caracasses what I can smell.
Your pawrents will sniff everywhere for the smell
before they send you to bed with treats as well.
The dogtor will come to make sure it’s no trick
and you have to tell him: my soul is sick.
Try not to laugh during the whole event,
your pawrents will and that’s for real
to everyone say and to all reveal:
you are the pup with an interesting scent.
Ok, that’s one way, but you need time and you have to waste food. In worst case the dogtor will give you one of this darned in-shock-tions and you are the screwed. Therefore I invented a more subtile way to become interesting by including your whole furmily. It’s called the “CRUMB GAME”, best for pups&kitties age 1-99.
one week sounds like the whole eternity
butt you can become interesting immediately.
just throw a treat-crumb behind your bed
but a small one, no matter if dry or wet.
now attack this place with yapping and growl
and if you want add some whine and howl
don’t stop this and make a unhappy face
till your staff will come to discover this place
let them search for time and space
and frisk with their paws the hidden place.
now you can laugh till your belly hurts
or the ole leggings of your momma blurts.
when your dad asks what she does on the back of the bed,
say: Exercising, because her butt is too fat :o)
At last grab the crumb what you’ve placed had
that your staff will know it’s as EASY as that.
just a simple crumb and a sleeping-berth
and you’re the most interesting pup on earth.
HAVE A FUNNY SUNDAY ALL
but a small one, no matter if dry or wet.
now attack this place with yapping and growl
and if you want add some whine and howl
till your staff will come to discover this place
let them search for time and space
and frisk with their paws the hidden place.
or the ole leggings of your momma blurts.
when your dad asks what she does on the back of the bed,
say: Exercising, because her butt is too fat :o)
that your staff will know it’s as EASY as that.
and you’re the most interesting pup on earth.
Easy Blog 
Easy my mom is laughing her head off and her eyes are leaking! Bravo bravo for the translation and photos!
Hugs
Madi your BFFF
Thanks, think its easy beause I’m a poo-et too :o)
Hehehhe. I place crumbs behind the couch. And sure enough if I make enough loud noises MOM will be down on all fours trying to retrieve it. It is a fun game. I will try this now behind the bed. With that she would have to take the whole mattress off to get it. hahahhaha. This will be fun.
Blessings,
Goose
I guessed it, brother…. we are well off, we can always blame all mischief on our breed,huh?
Too funny Easy, my Mommy likes your Mommy’s slippers BOL. Have a super interesting Sunday xxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Me too, I ate one of the buttons, very tasty :o)
MOL Easy! But crumby ideas can be a good thing!
Of course, that’s also a perfect ideal for reycling leftofers… think I should call the paten office again :o)
I see London I see France…I see your mummys underoos!
Fortunately they are still intact… imagine you would see …other things too :o)
Easy are you stashing midnight snacks in your bed again? You need to make sure you can get to them easily……AND remember they’re there so they don’t get stinky and send your Mom into fits looking for your stash!!! I think you may have a future as a translator…..you did a great job.
Kitty hugs, Sammy
I think so Sammy, next I will translate Pawcahontas, hope I can finish the whole story till Thanksgivukkah :o)
Bawwwwahaaa…. I love the “CRUMB GAME”. Dat’s a good one.
Wags,
Ranger
Thanks, you should try it too , when your mom wears ole leggings, it’s funny :o)
Perhaps if you worked in the meanwhile on your mom’s slippers, you could become even more interesting!
BTW, I became interesting only twice as a pup. After my tonsils had been taken out and my pawrents could take me home, I played with a RED felt-tip pen in the bed. My mother thought, of course, that there is blood on my blanket.
My second attempt, when I put some beans and water into my toy kitchen cupboard, was not such a great éclat. Oh, there was a third case, too. But this is not public, I’m sorry, although I became highly interesting in the kindergarten.
Wow you could write a bad idea catalog too, the plan with the red pen is brilliant! It works with sour cherries too :o) I think beans are the pitfall of all puppies, my mom stuck one in her ear once… also a good way to become interesting :o)
Easy we think you are the most HILARIOUS dog ever! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Thanks :o) Even a dark and cloudy day can be funny if you have some ideas… and your mom an ole leggings :o)
Love the Crumb game!! How is your mom’s POINTER STICK doing? Is it still black and Blue???
it’s more brown and yellow now and the frog thingy sticks still on her stick :o)
Just too funny Easy as that is what I use to do with my chews and we can safely say a few urgent barks they come running and then play find the chew. Pawsome game. Mum will now have to get new pants. Have a serene Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
It’s a super game! butt wait.. you’re right, she needs new pants, no wonder that dad said this game is stupid :o)
Easy …..POETRY ………….
DIVINE COMEDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL XO
❤ now please PLAY THIS FOR HELL- MUT
i know you are Not on FB much
but i dedicated it to him ❤ and think it should be HIS SONG XO
LOVE XO CAT
I will play it for him :o) Have you seen the crazy hairstyle of Madonna? Have we really done this with our hair? And wore we really such clothes in the 80s… unbelievable LOL
LOL XXXXX
❤ i was a little girl xxx so I WEAR IT NOW 🙂 LOL
XXX
TELL Hell-Mut
he is the sexiest turtle on EARTH XXXX CX
LOL XO MUAH
A more “current ” MADONNA FOR HELL- MUT
i hope he wakes up soon
❤ LOL
XXX
EASY!!!! Oh Easy-pup!!! I now conclude that Weimeraners are the smartest & cleverest dogs on Earth!!! I spit coffee all over the laptop screen reading your first poo-em & had just recovered & cleaned up to continue on to the 2nd poo-em & then spit more coffee all over the laptop…the photo of your poor sweet Mum looking for the crumb & ‘blerting’ out of her leggings was just too much for me!!
You sure keep your ‘pawrents’ on their collective toes…HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue (who thinkz I have sprung a leak!)
oh you had two coffee-to-go? hahahaha I try to do my best – hope I haven’t to buy her new pants :o)
2 coffees to go!!!! Easy you are so so funny!!!! Howling with laughter here!!!!
If you have to pay for theose leggings it will come out of your treat fund….nah your Mum will not do that to you!!! Technically you did not pop them open so she did the ‘blerting’ out of them…if you need a good Lawyer I can help you with your case!!
Love Sherri-Ellen & Nylablue xx
She should take it from her own treat fund, so she can make sure that the next pant will not explode in case of “overpressure” :o)
LOL/BOL ‘over pressure’…I suffer from that condition too….m..aybe Mum will say 50/50 split??? hehehee.
Easy, do you know hu-mans get lots and lots of green papers for translating stuff? I think you have the makings of a new career. And when you throw a little ‘find it’ in the mix, you’ll be in so much demand you can buy your Mom some new britches!
Oh really? Then I will be a Weim-o-lator and I bet I will get very rich and my mom will get another pant, maybe I can buy it used?
Hilarious sweet Easy…we love that last picture!!! Hugs and nose kisses
Me too it shows a lot of her …ahmmm.. personality hehehe
No can do. Even the crumb game wastes food. That’s against my religion as a food-aholic. You have to have better bad ideas.
You will get that crumb at the end – it’s just stored temporarily behind the bed. And with some fluffs it is extra tasty :o)
Who would have thunk? No wonder I am boring………hmmmmm. Thank you for the personality development tip.
Imagine what fun you had with more Weimaraners in the game :o)
Golden Thanks for the Sunday LAUGHS!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Maybe that’s a post for tasty tuesday too (for the crumb, not for mom’s pants) LOL
Best. Idea. Ever!! ^_^
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
Yes, and even a great game for piggies… imagine you could play it even with a tiny crumb… fun for hours :o)
Easy..this is a great wayz to becomez more inter-festing..oh the stank must be greatz..I hope mumz fickled fingerz of fate wasn’t hurt in the filming of this episodez..we didn’t see no disclaimerz..the most interesting I can do is wipe my buttz down Granniez hallrunnerz…..want to see runnin just watch as she chase me outsidez BOL Forrest found a dead yabbie what would be nice left in Grandads P.Van …keep up the good works Easy..smile and the worldz a better place..Doc
I always use the pants of the humans to wipe my snout and the other end, so all doggies will know what I had for lunch :o)
Same here Easy..we love dads shoes when he getz home from workz..he smellz odd an we ake sure he has good sniffz on him! 🙂
Haha!! My critters hide stuff from each other and “bury” treats around the house.
that’s also a good idea, but that’s more a memory-game, because you have to know where your treasures are hidden :o)
BOL!!!! Oh Easy you are just the smartest, funniest, craziest dude EVERS!!!
Now, I thought I was the only one that made my Ma do things like that! HAAAA!
Oh, my…Ma says I should apologize to your Moms for laughin’ at her hinnie…sorry.
BOL!!!! sorry.
Kisses,
Ruby ♥☺☺
yes, there are things they wouldn’t do for anyone or for money or a cigarette – just for us… that’s love, huh?
Never a dull moment in your crib Easy with the Bad Idea Catalogue. Have seen worse ideas 😀
I was not sure if WP allows to post special things :o)
Easy you make us laugh. Nothing better than the crumb game! Hope you have a wonderful and warm day today!
Thanks :o) you should try it too :o) It works with other things too, right Cocco?
Oh.I.can’t.breathe. and now the hiccuping has commenced. OMP (oh my pig) Easy. That is hilarious! I must remember this move for my mom. This could be very interesting! XOXO – Bacon
You should try it too brother, it’s a fun for the whole family… but please let your mom sign a disclaimer first, at the end you have to buy new pants :o)
oh brother – rolling piggy eyes. mom loves to shop. this will just give her an excuse. XOXO – Bacon
yes… and the midseason sale ended today :o)
Haha we needed a good laugh today!
Thanks :o) I hope all went well – or will go well. you’re in my thoughts and in my heart .
hmmm…. you are one evil dog!
but still very funny one 😉
That’s what my mom said too :o) Butmaybe she was just sad for the exploded pants :o)
LOL I’m sure your staff appreciates that you pointed out the wardrobe malfunction.
I’m not sure, but maybe humans make sad faces when they are super happy?
Your mama is too patient! I loved the crumb game though, you are one cheeky doggy 🙂
It’s a super game, so she needs no gym ( or she needs it, because the pants bursted) :o)
*I* think you are hilarious but the Human said she is glad you don’t live here with us!
Imagine that, Spitty…. tornado meets hurricane … wow!
Haha that’s awkward when leggings rip :’D really I think that seam in the middle is made for it, it must be on purpose.
Yes it is, it’s always when she removed the inside tag :o)
I love visiting your blog, you always make me smiley and happy. Thank you
Loveys Sasha
hahaha yes, even an ole leggings can be super funny hehehe
you soooooo have to get the BIC into a book…and you could even have guest contributors…but it would be hard for any other woofie or cat to have as many great bad ideas as you Easy…and I say that with a smile on my face and warm heart…paw hugs, your huge fan, Savvy
that’s true it’s not easy to have such a lot of bad ideas, even when your name is Easy :o)
That’s hilarious, Easy!
yes it is, specially if you have a mom who wears ole pants :o)
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