Since we had the black thursday where mom broke her pointing stick, I’m a HOUSEWEIM. Not desperated but real, like the girls of Bravo TV.
I assisted mom in the kitchen today and because I’m overeducated for this stuff I tried to revolutionize this boring kitchen fuss.
Isn’t that cool?
First it was s imple dishcloth but now even this tatters is a hightech-tool.
You can use the bigger part for glasses or plates….
… and the small area for the flatware.
Butt wait, that’s not all, with this hole you can save a lot of time! You only have to swipe the handle one time and VIOLA! it’s dry!
Cool huh? Ready to apply for a patent: EASY’s DISH FLASH
Mom said she is very sad now and I knew why. I mentioned her not for my invention. Butt hey, where would we be if Mr. Einstein had named the whole staff of his institute as he invented the theory of relativity? Heck, that are not the closing credits of a hollywood movie, what needs more time than the whole tear-jerker. But I don’t want to be awkward and included her and finally she was involved , because she tugged at the dishtowel too, so
EASY’S and moms DISH FLASH
but only in small letters. Are you satisfied now? Yes? But me not…
…because also a dad lives in my crib and he is always left out in the cold. Sad, huh? So I decided he should get something too – I’m generous today, the carnivore Santa Claws!
I worked like a berserk on his brandnew slippers. ( it’s not possible with used kicks, because I have too much olfactory cells and they could get irritated)
TADAAAAH! here are the ultimate EASY SHUFFLES! They are with air condition , infinitely variable, of course. Who want’s a shoe like Geox what only can breathe? This shoe can even gasp! And it makes you gasping, at least my dad!
And it has a secret feature what’s a world first: you can clip your nails while wearing the EASY SHUFFLES!
Dad was totally over the top. With joy ( I hope). He said: How could you do that? Who is going to pay for it? I said: No idea, I’m ginormous overwhelmed by myself too …and the payment is no problem, I can offer you an istallment payment….
That was a donkey work, I’m totally exhausted and I think I need a nap while pondering if I I should add 40 or better 60% of interests to the payment of the slippers. What do you think?
HAVE A SENSATIONAL SATURDAY ALL