Since we had the black thursday where mom broke her pointing stick, I’m a HOUSEWEIM. Not desperated but real, like the girls of Bravo TV.
I assisted mom in the kitchen today and because I’m overeducated for this stuff I tried to revolutionize this boring kitchen fuss.
Isn’t that cool?
First it was s imple dishcloth but now even this tatters is a hightech-tool.
You can use the bigger part for glasses or plates….
… and the small area for the flatware.
Butt wait, that’s not all, with this hole you can save a lot of time! You only have to swipe the handle one time and VIOLA! it’s dry!
Cool huh? Ready to apply for a patent: EASY’s DISH FLASH
Mom said she is very sad now and I knew why. I mentioned her not for my invention. Butt hey, where would we be if Mr. Einstein had named the whole staff of his institute as he invented the theory of relativity? Heck, that are not the closing credits of a hollywood movie, what needs more time than the whole tear-jerker. But I don’t want to be awkward and included her and finally she was involved , because she tugged at the dishtowel too, so
EASY’S and moms DISH FLASH
but only in small letters. Are you satisfied now? Yes? But me not…
…because also a dad lives in my crib and he is always left out in the cold. Sad, huh? So I decided he should get something too – I’m generous today, the carnivore Santa Claws!
I worked like a berserk on his brandnew slippers. ( it’s not possible with used kicks, because I have too much olfactory cells and they could get irritated)
TADAAAAH! here are the ultimate EASY SHUFFLES! They are with air condition , infinitely variable, of course. Who want’s a shoe like Geox what only can breathe? This shoe can even gasp! And it makes you gasping, at least my dad!
And it has a secret feature what’s a world first: you can clip your nails while wearing the EASY SHUFFLES!
Dad was totally over the top. With joy ( I hope). He said: How could you do that? Who is going to pay for it? I said: No idea, I’m ginormous overwhelmed by myself too …and the payment is no problem, I can offer you an istallment payment….
That was a donkey work, I’m totally exhausted and I think I need a nap while pondering if I I should add 40 or better 60% of interests to the payment of the slippers. What do you think?
HAVE A SENSATIONAL SATURDAY ALL
Easy you are way too helpful! If you gnaw just a little more on your dad’s slipper it will be suitable for summer…then, of course, you will need to repeat on the other one!
Madi your bfff
That’s a trick, Madi. You only have to design one and the whole pair is ruined… errr I mean pimped :o)
Your slippers are a work saver. Dad will never have to cut his toenails-there’s expansion room built it.
That’s a cool feature too , I will raise the price, because you need no more scissors or nail clippers :o)
Oh yes these are wonderful inventions. I have never worked with shoes butt I know a thing or two about towels. I could help in the production of these. Although I have not do it in many years, butt I am sure it will come back to me.
I’m sure after one towel it’s business as usual for you, that’s like swimming, you can’t forget it…. butt wait… I’m not sure if I can swim, I never tried it :o)
Whoever pays, I hope they do it in cookies!
yes… coooookies :o)
Bawahwhahahwa he could make them into toe flops BOL xxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
they are anyway a flop bawhahahaha
Dang Easy, it’s the weekend! You are not supposed to be working that hard!
Yes. you’re right! This mean staff! That’s daylight robbery!
You’re the most thoughtful helper.
yes, even on weekend ( for additional charge) :o)
Easy I think you need some GIANT BONES in your crib to chew on!!
Ah yes, this hard work deserves a reward, hehe
Pawsome helping out Easy. Wow dad should be thrilled .. slippers with ventilation. Carry on the good work and by Summer they will be flip flops. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
I bet that’s like Christmas for him… where are MY gifts?
Oh Easy. Patent offices are opening now for your adventure. I’m amazed at your skills. I don’t understand the humans not being overly excited about your abilities. I’m in total awe. I’m off to show some talent on the hallway carpet now my friend. Have an awesome weekend. XOXO – Bacon
That sounds interesting, maybe you will get a flying carpet! Imagine your own carpet-jet, that’s pure luxury :o)
Well you’re partly right pal. Daddy keeps telling me that if I keep perusing the carpet, I might fly. Could be interesting. XOXO – Bacon
haha yes, who said pigs can’t fly?
You are such a hard worker, E. Even though your family is not as grateful as they should be, I am impressed by your work ethic!
Love and licks,
They will get big eyes when I have my noble prize and all the wonga – and I will not share it. At least I will buy new slippers for dad and a dishtowel for mom :o)
You have been a VERY busy boy! Flash Towel invention……slippers with extra toe room…..you better have a long nap to rest up from all that brain work. I’m exhausted just READING everything you’ve been up to today!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
That’s true Sammy, I never thought that being a Houseweim is so exhausting… now I understand the desperate housewives :o)
Meow! Now that was creative Easy! That new fangled style dish towel is definitely a successful DIY project
yes, Savannah and the best is: my DIY projects are sucessful hahahahaha
Hi Easy! thank you for stopping by my blog yesterday. I have “seen you around” on other blogs, but I think this is my first time stopping by yours. I have to say I was quite entertained! You are one very funny, and quite talented dog! You could get rich with those inventions! 🙂
Thanks :o) I’m sure this invention could be a bestseller, sadly mom refused to bring me more towels for a great variation and different models…. and dad only has one pair of slippers… I men he had only one pair LOL
Would be Einstein still in position at the Swiss Patent Office as an assistant examiner, he could how to evaluate your patents.
But who is that donkey from whose butt gold coins are falling???
That’s an important question – literally the “millon $$ question” because dad said: that’s NOT! me :o)
EASY SHUFFLES you say? Did you publish this somewhere before? I think Bunk already heard about it as he made some of them already… share the profit?
Of course, we could be a company Bunk&Easy sounds cool :o)
what about Easy-Bunk? I think your name should go first on the door
Does it mean that Bunk needs to make more Shuffles now?
/scared of the answer
yes, that will be a doorbuster :o) I’m afraid the answer is yes, we should get our fall/winter collection ready for fashion week :o)
OKAY NOW…….. WE are Back up in our Chair Now… after Falling off it… with the JOY of seeing your FANGtastical INVENTIONS… SO VERY MUCH USEFUL and HELPFUL and … not to Mention Healthy fur the Peep Feets and YOUR olfactories…
BRILLIANT inventions… BOTH of them… and JUST in time fur the GIVING SEASON… you will be a BAZILLIONAIRE. the orders will be FLOODING IN.
Now about those SUPER SLIPPERS… GENIUS X’s 87!!! we all KNOW how peep feets can SWEAT and STINK… GACK !!! This will PREVENT those two disgusting situations… along with making the Nails SO much EASYier to clip… and NOW dear furend… you just need a Small CATCHING Device fur the FRONT… to CATCH the CLIPPINGS. THEN you can have the NEW and IMPROVED EASY SLIPPERS.
We gotta get one of those dish thingys fur OUR mom… she HATES washing flatware and NEVER gets the handles right at all.
WE BOW DOWN to your GENIUS!!!
You mom and dad must be EXTRAORDINARILY PROUD of you!!! WE are!!!!!!
Thanks my friends, what a laudation! I think I should share the upcoming untold wealth with you and I will make such a fine dishtowel for your mom – for free :o) Sadly my mom is not proud, probably because I wrote her name too small :o)
Wow, Easy, you sure take excellent care of your peeps! They are so very lucky after all. The towel is perfect. I used to try to do this for my Mom using the towels hanging on the oven door, then the dooful started using the kind that fasten on and alas I can’t remove them. I never tried this with Dad’s shoes…might have to give that whirl! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
That screems for an expert, Sarge. Shall I come and help you wish the dishtowels? I bet your dad will be overwhelmed with joy when he will find some gasping shoes under the christmas tree :o)
Um, okay, Mom is supposed to be a “doofus”, not “dooful”. Darn the paws anyway! Drat.
I know what you meant, it’s a cool new word, a mix between doofus and awful – not bad. call the patent office :o)
Great inventions Easy. Hope your dad was able to appreciate your genius-ness with his new air conditioned slippers! lol
I bet deep in his heart he is happy now… but sadly he is a tardy payer :o)
Oh no, Easy, are you trying to get on Santa’s naughty list? MOL Yup, you’re right at the top!
That means I will get my gifts first and the biggest parcels ever?
What a great shoe designer you are!! ^_^
Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
Thanks, I will be the hit on fashion week :o)
Easy I think an APAWS is in orders my friend..your mum an dad should be proud of you innovashuns…they never happy…I haz helped taste test many foodz on the tasting bench an mum getz right uppity! with your dads easy breathe slipper bravo..air vents will stop that stanky tinea…and dadz claws can be easy pruned like a tree..unless they like rhino horn like my dadz and tougher than steelz…BOL ..rest up Easy..i am off to send some trees a pee-mail……mum will be right pleased BOL Forrest 🙂
Thanks :o) I bet in 3 years without nail clipping they will call him The Eagle or Tyrdad-o-saurus Flex :o)
That’s exactly right…Tyrad-o-saurus Flex lives!!! and with ventilation probably grow bigger…:)
and he could be faster, like a Lear jet :o)
Go dad! a man of many disguises hehehe 🙂
it is good of you to help your Mom when she has her injury and you didn’t leave Dad out either.!
like Santa Paws, a little bit for all … but I’m the only one who got nothing :o)
Pawsum innvenshunz dere Easy…me wuud lub 12 Dish Flashez n 2 pairz of Shufflez size 6 1/2 fer Mum purrleee…me finkz 40% shuud do da trick. MOL/BOl..ya iz a pawsum helper in da kitchen. Me not so guud n haz habbit of trippin Mum on her way to da fridge…dat doez not help her feed me fastur..me must reefine teckneeque!! 😉
Lub Nylablue =^..^=
I will make a pir for your mom – the size is not important, because the are anyway open on the top… wow that’s another feature, right?
Mum LUBZ yer ‘Dish Flashez’; she sayz dey makez purrfect sense….n da flow thru ‘Shufflez’ are brilleeant too!!! Can we haz dem in navy blue purrleeze?? MOL/BOL..
Lub Nylablue xxxx
I will ask the shoe guy, if they have this color otherwise I can look at e-pay :o)
Will shoe guy answer ya?? 😉
By now I haven’t hears something, maybe because we have a howl-y-day today :o)
We doez too…Bemembrance Day here…Mum still haz to go to Da Chiropracktur fer adjustmintz…maybee he can adjust her handz!!! Oh sowwy me iz still mad at her fer yesturday..must blog ’bout dat…
Lub Nylablue xxx
OMC Easy! You are soooooooooooooo NORTY! It makes my Human think *I* am a very GOOD boy after all! Hee hee hee!
That’s another feature of my great inventions – they make a good repute for other anipals – thanks Spitty :o)
Oh, sweet Easy not to worry you just did a super-duper job of recycling and they are going to get lots of use out of those new stuffs. Good job!!! Hugs and nose kisses
Thanks :o) It feels good to know your friends are behind you and hold your paw :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav to say i totaly aproov of this noo sideline of yorez of putting holes in things wot do not hav holes in them!!! evrything is better wen it is properly airated is wot i say!!! ok bye
Dennis you are a wise guy. When they would sell it with holes, we would need no postprocessing :o)
It sounds like you had way too much fun for one day, Easy. Sounds like Mom and Dad were not as happy about your success as you were 🙂
Probably they are jealous or afraid that I will not share the Nobel-money with them… And they are right hehe
A veritable demolition derby day!
Yes, it was exhausting but extremely successful :o)
Easy, your slippers are a revolution! I think my daddy needs some like that too
Absolutely. I think all dad’s of the world will wear this fabulous slippers with proud :o)
Tell your dad not to worry, when you start mass production and selling all these gismo’s they will be thanking you!
I hope you’re right, Dalton. Once he will say: I was the first one who had this fabulous shoes :o)
oh no slippers is on someones xmas list lol x
hope they are not paid with my pocket money :o)
Sheepskin uggs Easy will make up for it LOL 🙂
I think air-conditioned slippers could catch on in a big way for the summer!
Absolutely they will be the must have, bad for the footspray-factories :o)