Since we had the black thursday where mom broke her pointing stick, I’m a HOUSEWEIM. Not desperated but real, like the girls of Bravo TV.
I assisted mom in the kitchen today and because I’m overeducated for this stuff I tried to revolutionize  this boring kitchen fuss.
Isn’t that cool?
First it was s imple dishcloth but now even this tatters is a hightech-tool.
You can use the bigger part for glasses or plates….
… and the small area for the flatware.
Butt wait, that’s not all, with this hole you can save a lot of time! You only have to swipe the handle one time and VIOLA! it’s dry!
Cool huh? Ready to apply for a patent: EASY’s DISH FLASH
Mom said she is very sad now and I knew why. I mentioned her not for my invention. Butt hey, where would we be if Mr. Einstein had named the whole staff of his institute as he invented the theory of relativity?   Heck, that are  not the closing credits of a hollywood movie, what needs more time than the whole tear-jerker. But I don’t want to be awkward and included her and finally she was involved , because she tugged at the dishtowel too,  so
but only in small letters. Are you satisfied now? Yes? But me not…
…because also a dad lives in my crib and he is always left out in the cold. Sad, huh? So I decided he should get something too – I’m generous today,  the carnivore Santa Claws!
I worked like a berserk on his brandnew slippers.  ( it’s not possible with used kicks, because I have too much olfactory cells and they could get irritated)
TADAAAAH! here are the ultimate EASY SHUFFLES! They are with air condition , infinitely variable, of course. Who want’s a shoe like Geox  what only can breathe? This shoe can even gasp! And it  makes you  gasping, at least my dad!
And it has a secret feature what’s a world first: you can clip your nails while wearing the EASY SHUFFLES!
Dad was  totally over the top. With joy ( I hope). He said: How could you do that? Who is going to pay for it? I said:  No idea,  I’m ginormous overwhelmed by  myself too  …and the payment is no problem, I can offer you an istallment payment….
That was a donkey work, I’m totally exhausted and I think I need a nap while pondering if I I should add 40 or better 60% of interests to the payment of  the slippers. What do you think?

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

82 responses »

  1. cecilia07 says:

    Easy you are way too helpful! If you gnaw just a little more on your dad’s slipper it will be suitable for summer…then, of course, you will need to repeat on the other one!
    Madi your bfff

  2. Kyla says:

    Your slippers are a work saver. Dad will never have to cut his toenails-there’s expansion room built it.

  3. Goose says:

    Oh yes these are wonderful inventions. I have never worked with shoes butt I know a thing or two about towels. I could help in the production of these. Although I have not do it in many years, butt I am sure it will come back to me.

    • I’m sure after one towel it’s business as usual for you, that’s like swimming, you can’t forget it…. butt wait… I’m not sure if I can swim, I never tried it :o)

  4. rumpydog says:

    Whoever pays, I hope they do it in cookies!

  5. Bawahwhahahwa he could make them into toe flops BOL xxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  6. Brian Frum says:

    Dang Easy, it’s the weekend! You are not supposed to be working that hard!

  7. You’re the most thoughtful helper.


  8. Easy I think you need some GIANT BONES in your crib to chew on!!

  9. Pawsome helping out Easy. Wow dad should be thrilled .. slippers with ventilation. Carry on the good work and by Summer they will be flip flops. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  10. PigLove says:

    Oh Easy. Patent offices are opening now for your adventure. I’m amazed at your skills. I don’t understand the humans not being overly excited about your abilities. I’m in total awe. I’m off to show some talent on the hallway carpet now my friend. Have an awesome weekend. XOXO – Bacon

  11. You are such a hard worker, E. Even though your family is not as grateful as they should be, I am impressed by your work ethic!

    Love and licks,

  12. You have been a VERY busy boy! Flash Towel invention……slippers with extra toe room… better have a long nap to rest up from all that brain work. I’m exhausted just READING everything you’ve been up to today!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  13. Meow! Now that was creative Easy! That new fangled style dish towel is definitely a successful DIY project

  14. Jan K says:

    Hi Easy! thank you for stopping by my blog yesterday. I have “seen you around” on other blogs, but I think this is my first time stopping by yours. I have to say I was quite entertained! You are one very funny, and quite talented dog! You could get rich with those inventions! 🙂

    • Thanks :o) I’m sure this invention could be a bestseller, sadly mom refused to bring me more towels for a great variation and different models…. and dad only has one pair of slippers… I men he had only one pair LOL

  15. kolytyi says:

    Would be Einstein still in position at the Swiss Patent Office as an assistant examiner, he could how to evaluate your patents.
    But who is that donkey from whose butt gold coins are falling???

  16. EASY SHUFFLES you say? Did you publish this somewhere before? I think Bunk already heard about it as he made some of them already… share the profit?

  17. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OKAY NOW…….. WE are Back up in our Chair Now… after Falling off it… with the JOY of seeing your FANGtastical INVENTIONS… SO VERY MUCH USEFUL and HELPFUL and … not to Mention Healthy fur the Peep Feets and YOUR olfactories…

    BRILLIANT inventions… BOTH of them… and JUST in time fur the GIVING SEASON… you will be a BAZILLIONAIRE. the orders will be FLOODING IN.

    Now about those SUPER SLIPPERS… GENIUS X’s 87!!! we all KNOW how peep feets can SWEAT and STINK… GACK !!! This will PREVENT those two disgusting situations… along with making the Nails SO much EASYier to clip… and NOW dear furend… you just need a Small CATCHING Device fur the FRONT… to CATCH the CLIPPINGS. THEN you can have the NEW and IMPROVED EASY SLIPPERS.
    We gotta get one of those dish thingys fur OUR mom… she HATES washing flatware and NEVER gets the handles right at all.
    WE BOW DOWN to your GENIUS!!!
    You mom and dad must be EXTRAORDINARILY PROUD of you!!! WE are!!!!!!

    • Thanks my friends, what a laudation! I think I should share the upcoming untold wealth with you and I will make such a fine dishtowel for your mom – for free :o) Sadly my mom is not proud, probably because I wrote her name too small :o)

  18. Sarge says:

    Wow, Easy, you sure take excellent care of your peeps! They are so very lucky after all. The towel is perfect. I used to try to do this for my Mom using the towels hanging on the oven door, then the dooful started using the kind that fasten on and alas I can’t remove them. I never tried this with Dad’s shoes…might have to give that whirl! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

    • That screems for an expert, Sarge. Shall I come and help you wish the dishtowels? I bet your dad will be overwhelmed with joy when he will find some gasping shoes under the christmas tree :o)

  19. Sarge says:

    Um, okay, Mom is supposed to be a “doofus”, not “dooful”. Darn the paws anyway! Drat.

  20. Ann Staub says:

    Great inventions Easy. Hope your dad was able to appreciate your genius-ness with his new air conditioned slippers! lol

  21. Oh no, Easy, are you trying to get on Santa’s naughty list? MOL Yup, you’re right at the top!

  22. What a great shoe designer you are!! ^_^

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil

  23. fozziemum says:

    Easy I think an APAWS is in orders my friend..your mum an dad should be proud of you innovashuns…they never happy…I haz helped taste test many foodz on the tasting bench an mum getz right uppity! with your dads easy breathe slipper bravo..air vents will stop that stanky tinea…and dadz claws can be easy pruned like a tree..unless they like rhino horn like my dadz and tougher than steelz…BOL up Easy..i am off to send some trees a pee-mail……mum will be right pleased BOL Forrest 🙂

  24. gentlestitches says:

    it is good of you to help your Mom when she has her injury and you didn’t leave Dad out either.!

  25. Nylabluesmum says:

    Pawsum innvenshunz dere Easy…me wuud lub 12 Dish Flashez n 2 pairz of Shufflez size 6 1/2 fer Mum purrleee…me finkz 40% shuud do da trick. MOL/BOl..ya iz a pawsum helper in da kitchen. Me not so guud n haz habbit of trippin Mum on her way to da fridge…dat doez not help her feed me must reefine teckneeque!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue =^..^=

  26. OMC Easy! You are soooooooooooooo NORTY! It makes my Human think *I* am a very GOOD boy after all! Hee hee hee!

  27. Mags Corner says:

    Oh, sweet Easy not to worry you just did a super-duper job of recycling and they are going to get lots of use out of those new stuffs. Good job!!! Hugs and nose kisses

  28. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav to say i totaly aproov of this noo sideline of yorez of putting holes in things wot do not hav holes in them!!! evrything is better wen it is properly airated is wot i say!!! ok bye

  29. tylersat99 says:

    It sounds like you had way too much fun for one day, Easy. Sounds like Mom and Dad were not as happy about your success as you were 🙂

  30. A veritable demolition derby day!

  31. Misaki says:

    Easy, your slippers are a revolution! I think my daddy needs some like that too

  32. Dalton says:

    Tell your dad not to worry, when you start mass production and selling all these gismo’s they will be thanking you!

  33. oh no slippers is on someones xmas list lol x

  34. Clowie says:

    I think air-conditioned slippers could catch on in a big way for the summer!

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