SOME SATURDAY
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There is something in my crib what makes me nervous. It’s on a chest in the office.
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I heard  rasping noises and it rustles. As I searched for the root of this evil, I saw a  wrinkled head behind the bars of a cage. Hell-mut. The invader. He settled in I think.
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He made tunnels  with the litter in his cage and now he is something like an armored  subway on 4 legs or a litter snowplow.
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And yes, now I take notice of him! I check him every day if he is fat enough to be my turtle-soup on tasty tuesday. I just have to work out ONE POINT:
If the staff eats no meat, just fish and seafood, counts Hell-mut than as meat or as fish?
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What would you think? In case he is fish I have to share him with the staff – in case he is meat: lucky Easy :o)
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Mom said we will have no turtle soup, we live in french and there we eat no weird things…AHEMMMMMM…
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I’m not sure about this, but she becalmed me with some dog drops and a chewing thingy, so I let this pass without a comment.
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I’m waiting now for mom and my book, because saturday afternoons are for reading. We still use the kindle, because she failed as she tried to put books on my (yes, it’s mine now!) dumb pad.
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We have to wait till the husband of her BFF comes back from holiday and gives her some lessons for dummies.  I bet after an hour with my dummy mom he is in desperate need of a holiday again. Or sick. Or mad. Or all. Anyway, I’m outty!
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HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY ALL

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

90 responses »

  1. merbear74 says:

    Turtle might be chewy too, like snails…yums

  2. Well your turtle kind of has the same color as a frog, which we all know French eat (although not my humans, thanks Ceiling Cat!), so…
    Have a great weekend Easy!
    Purrs

  3. fozziemum says:

    Easy I think perhaps Hell-mut is family now and as such is off the menu…pity for you..much nicer for the staff who otherwise would have to clean a gruesome crime scene….I do think he is poking his tongue out at you in these pictures..which is really pushing his luck don’t you think ? hugs Fozziemum xx

  4. Turtle = MEAT.
    You live in the land of frog legs and snails.. so I don’t think turtle soup is weird.
    Wags,
    Ranger

  5. goldenwoofs says:

    Oh Easy your photos made a SMILE Big. You got a long tongue. Happy Saturday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  6. rumpydog says:

    WHAT? A turtle? Oh DOG!

  7. dogdaz says:

    Don’t eat it, Easy. Enjoy your weekend

  8. Molly The Wally says:

    Ha ha we think hell-mutt should be classified as meat Easy and therefore lucky you. Looking forward to turtle soup on tasty Tuesday. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. Goose says:

    Turtles are for sure a seafood of some type. I know this cuz MOM’s nieces children have two of these and they seem to be in the water all the time. Sort of like being in their own soup pot. Or Or I just thought of this… they carry their own soup pot on their back. Just turn them over add some salt and veggies and simmer for 40 minutes. Have a beautiful weekend brother with a very handsome butt and tail.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  10. lisalday111711 says:

    Could be a great new friend Easy!! Have you asked your staff if he has a name?
    Love Rainy and Lisa

  11. Brian Frum says:

    Hey Easy, even turtles have there hobbies and digging is a good hobby!

  12. Kyla says:

    I don’t think Helmut is a fish. Fish don’t have legs. He could be a chicken-he has a beak.

  13. Madi and Mom says:

    Morning Easy….back away from the cage…turtles have are tough to eat and need lots of salt. Hey good buddy love your long tongue!!
    hugs madi your bfff

  14. Don’t think turtle’s eat soup Easy so need to make any for Helmut 😉

  15. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, your muzzle is flushing with excitement! Perhaps you should share some greenies with Hell-mouth!

  16. Mom had turtle soup once been she was too young and stoopid to realize it meant a sea turtle had lost its life to give her that soup…so Easy, don’t make Helmut into soup, ‘Kay?

  17. speedyrabbit says:

    he’s not a turtle he’s a tortoise as he lives on land not in water,but either way he’s family so no eating Hel-mutt,sorry Easy you’ll have to find some thing else to eat,I’m sure your mum can find you something much tastier too!xxx Speedy

  18. Kuruk says:

    Have a great Saturday Easy! Wooooowoooooooo!

  19. Easy, if I’m not mistaken, turtles eat GREENERY!!! 🙂

  20. OwyheeStar says:

    In America (don’t know about anywhere else) they used to call black bean soup Mock Turtle Soup. It is yummy, and maybe you could make that and pretend it is the real thing. I have never eaten Turtle and I am not planning to either.

  21. my goodness = that i some tongue you have there Easy.

  22. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OK now Easy….. Let’s talk HELL-MUT and Sarge’s Crabby Girrrrrls here fur 87 seconds… Beachnut and Shelldon and Oceana are gonna be SHELL SHOCKED and all AGOG over HELL-MUT… They have been on a date with Cocolino…the Pig… butt WOW this Guy is Right up their Alley…

    We know all about eating TURTLES here on our hill….. they ARE Good Butt WAY too much work to be bothered with… So we think you should just INTRODUCT Hell-Mut as being A NEW RESIDENT of Blogville…
    Just THINK of the Possibilities… you could help him dress fur HOWL O Ween…
    OMD he could be a MORTAR SHELL… or a combat HELMET… OR… Walking MOUNTAIN.

  23. fernerose says:

    You would haveloved Zoie!!

  24. Ann Staub says:

    Aw Helmut looks like he’s settled in nicely! I think he’s classified as meat, but there’s probably just shell which isn’t very tasty anyways 😉

  25. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD OMD I just sent YOU and Sarge’s Crabby girrrrrrls an email…. You four could all dress as ….. PUMPKINS fur Howl O Ween !!! THAT would be a RIOT!!!!

  26. “armored subway on 4 legs ” – good description…good to keep an eye on him. He might have have big friends and invite them over for a book club?
    You are one handsome dog!

  27. LifeOfBun says:

    Hahaha Hellmut. Cuuute name. 😀 I LOVE turtles, can’t even say how much I do. Ever since I had one – can’t get over it. Easy seems to love them too. D:

  28. Is he a teenage mutant ninja armored subway on four legs? Could be hostile.

    Permission to steal his vegetables in the name of research into his character and general niceness, Cap’n Easy?

    Nacho, Noah, Buddy & Basil
    xxxx

  29. stanze says:

    Hell-mut is a great name. I don’t think your humans will cook him for you. I am surprised that they don’t eat weird things in France. The French do. Dried pig feet for example. Okay, I bet that sounds great to a dog.

  30. Forget Hel-mut. He is hard and crispy. Focus on getting into his foods. Our old turtle, Leave-The-Turtle-Alone always had juicy strawberries, yummy watermelon, and hunks of sweet potato in his cage. Your tongue is the perfect size to get in there and steal food. Sadly my tongue was too little to reach.

    Love and tiny licks,
    Cupcake

  31. catfromhell says:

    Hel-mut looks like he is a little boring. Mes would watch him from the top of his cage and trys to entice him with my glorious claws!
    The turtles around here lives in the water AND on land. just like frogs! Purhaps yous can eats his legs, just like frogs legs…mes hears they tastes like chick-hen….
    Kisses
    Nellie

    • We will buy him a friend in spring, currently we can’t found one, because they will fall in hibernation soon. I never had this frog legs, the staff said they couldn’t try it, because the looks was really scary :o)

  32. Oskar says:

    Seems a little cruel and unusual to me…I mean it’s right there!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

  33. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, the crabby girls are definitely all agog about HELL-Mut! Any shelly furiend is a winner to them. Definitely don’t eat him! OMD that would be awful. I hope he gets to post once in awhile!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP
    and Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon

  34. wyatt says:

    My sister Stanzie thinks that your Helmut looks like a snack. That is why we can have no slow moving small creatures in our house…BOL

    Wyatt

  35. Oh Easy! Turtle soup sounds FABulous!!! butts Ma says ‘NO’, if it’s in a cage, and in a house, she says it’s off limits to be foodables. Pffffft! I swear, sometimes peeps are just no funs! Well, I guess you’ll have to put your tongue back in your mouth for now…
    Oh, and nice hinnie shot!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

  36. spittythekitty says:

    You wouldn’t *really* eat your new furiend….would you? You have a long, scary tongue, Easy. You *seem* really nice and funny and all, but that whole turtle soup worries me. What if you started thinking about Kitty soup???? On noes!!!

    • Oh you can’t eat kitties – only Kitkat, but that’s not made of kitties – or is it? I decided he will not land in the soup, but hey, I could use some of his litter for a soup, that could be yummy :o)

  37. Misaki says:

    Be careful. A girl on Naked and Afraid ate a turtle and she got really sick!

  38. I ate a turtle shell that had been squished by a car. very chewy and not nice – steer clear I say:)

  39. Cat Forsley says:

    awww Helmut
    You need your own blog xxx
    ❤ ❤ ❤ EaSY – YOUR TONGUE is so long 🙂 lol
    xxxx
    you're adorable xx
    BE NICE TO HELMUT
    XXXXXX
    ❤ ❤ ❤
    C XX

  40. Hell-Mut is a TORTOISE not a Turtle Easy, he don’t eat fish, he likes lettuce and salad..BOL he might like a worm and he needs a box in his pad cos he hibernates for about 6 months 🙂 xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  41. Hell-Mut looks like he’s got quite a nice bachelor pad Easy – and you can keep an eye on him there. Mom says it’s funny that your Mom said the French don’t eat funny stuff……well Mom’s favorite thing to order at a French restaurant for an appetizer is SNAILS, why not TURTLES??? HAHAHAHAHA Hell-but is your new buddy and no fair thinking about him floating in the soup!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  42. Turtle would be a challenge – a bit tough maybe Easy 🙂 xxx

  43. Nylabluesmum says:

    Eeeoowww Mum said his name waz Yertel….me Mum iz a dummie too…say why iz Hellmut in a cage n not in an aquareeum??? Mum asked me to ask ya!!!
    Me asked Mum iz Hellmut meat or fish n she said not fish….so dat meanz meat. She den said we do not eatz our furendz or adopted relativez 😦
    Lookz like ya iz stuck wif da yertel fur da fureseeable future!!!
    Lub Nylablue n Mum xoxo

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