First: Thanks for all the birthday wishes I’ve got in comments yesterday and many, many thanks for my cards – Blogville rocks, that’s for sure.
Here is a card from Sammy – it smells like Bacon!
A card from the Guinea piggies – I love this guys with the yummy names!
Mollie wrote me a card too – now I’m waiting that she will pop out of the cake with her Bra!
King Henry sent me a card – what a honor to get Birthday Greetings from the royal household!
Today is THE DAY – my official Birthday. I’m 4 now. That means I can elect, I can join the army and I can do my own tax declaration … oh and I’m still a virgin (crap!).
Punctually at 00:00 PM last night  my staff gave me my gifts. Unfortunately they had no Birthday hats in mom’s junkstore, so she bought  devil horns for me. How mean!  I’ve got “longlasting” toys for big dogs, a new leash, a lunchbox and a joke article, named “Easy Whatever” what should stop my pulling on the leash (pitiful!). Till 01:30AM horrible noises came from my bedroom as I destroyed the longlasting toys. It lasts exactly 3:26 till we had the first  blizzard in my bedroom and the bone shaped toy was ready for the trashcan.
The next was more able-bodied, because it had more equipment, but I killed it in under 5 minutes too while watching a documentation about Genghis Khan, that was so inspiring. Did you know that every second hundreth peep on slice earth is related with this guy, maybe even me?  Oh boy and I’m still a virgin. I think I should write something on my bucket list for my new year of age.

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We spent the night on a battle field and today in the morning we felt  a little uncomfy. But that’s no excuse, today is my Birthday and we have to celebrate if we want or not.
The staff promised me a BBQ, I’ve got a “Captains menu” with chicken breast, langoustines and a lobster. Sadly not enough, like always.

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We plan to take a nap in the afternoon to catch up some sleep, that means I will close my eyes and dream about how to get the job as  Genghis Khan and how to get new toys  while my mom has to tickle the plastics on the keyboard. If you want, come over all! I’ve called the Pizza-Guy and the Beer-Boy – we have enough Pizza and Beer for all! And later we can drive to the store for ice cream and popcorn!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Happy Birthday Easy my pal! I am not at all surprised that those “long-lasting” toys you got as gifts didn’t last long at all – you are DESTRUCTO-DOG when it comes to toys and you did yourself proud as usual. Including the dessert-Gator. Lobster is a very lovely birthday meal – my Mom’s FAVORITE eatable ever. I hope the rest of your birthday is equally fabulous to the start. Wish I was there to celebrate with you buddy!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  2. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, you got an amazing bunch of toys and yummers! Happy barkday, my good furiend. You share the bday with my Mamaw at Frankie’s and I saw the cool card you sent. You did a great job unstuffing and killing all of those tough toys. We always have to prove them totally destructable! BOL Gee, you had a boomerang, a lobster and a gator. Pawesome! Have a great day and a fun year!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  3. Happy Birthday Easy ^_^

    Have a great day.

    Nutty, Nacho, Buddy & Basil

  4. mollieandalfie says:

    Happy Birthday Easy.. we need to find some indestructible toys man.. I eat all mine..BOL.. Have a super duper day and keep your eye out on that cake.. Oh if Humom makes Cheesecake.. AVOID ! Bawahhhhhwaaa xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  5. Happy birthday EASY xxx Have a very long walk today 🙂

  6. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EASY!!!! Mom was sick all of last week and is still not feeling 100% and that is why I wasn’t able to make a card 😦 Hoping you will forgive me! HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • Thanks Dakota and Mom. I hope your mom feels better soon, maybe you can bark just with 110 decibel instead with the common 180 for a while? I know, that’s difficult, but I’ve heard they like it :o)

  7. dogdaz says:

    Easy. You deserve the bestest bday. – Louise, Sofie, Noel, Nine, Stella and Mom

  8. Happy Birthday dear Easy – knew you’d have lots of pressies for a portion of the day at least. Your BBQs are way better than what we burn on ours 😀

  9. Still on my way for my piece of birfday cake!


  10. LOL you deaded those toys in record time Easy. Happy Birthday again pal and we hope you get some great foodables.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. I’m all ready to P-A-R-T-Y wiff you! Happy Birfday Dude.

  12. I wish I were on my way, but have a great day. Here in the US, we’re celebrating Labor Day, which usually means no one does any work, but since the movers arrive with our furniture on Wednesday, we’ll be laboring away at getting our rental house ready for all the “stuff.” Enjoy your day, new toys and being 4.


  13. merbear74 says:

    Sex is overrated Easy, just eat some more cake!!

  14. Clowie says:

    Happy birthday, Easy!

  15. Janice Webb says:

    Happy Birthday Big Easy from South Carolina!

    Janice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie

  16. Happy Birthday Easy my good buddy! My but you do have very sharp tooffies! Better than any scissors…MOL! And that grilled meal had our mouths watering…next time give me a woof and we’ll dash right over !! Great big paw hugs, Savannah

  17. Happy second 4th birthday, E. – in case we’re counting yesterday’s possible birthday. That barbecue was a Rave!! You are so lucky to eat all those fancy things! Too bad your toys will not live to celebrate another day…..

    Love and birthday licks,

  18. Happy Birthday you big Handsome fella!!

    It looks to me like you had a wonderful day, right from the very first minute, and I bet you are still going strong! Save a few cases of beer and a barrel of popcorn for us too because we are all on our way over… thanks for the invite! 😀

    Sending a mountain of hugs and belly rubs for your special day ❤

  19. katsrus says:

    Happy Birthday Easy. May your day be filled with love and joy!
    Sue B

  20. LifeOfBun says:

    Easyy you’re still so young!! o_o You’re such a big doggy! I’m not used to that! All my dogs grew to maximum half a meter.

  21. Kyla says:

    You’re obsessed with sex but don’t even know what it is!

  22. Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday to you.
    Happy Birthday dear Easy…


  23. badkowalik says:

    Wowwzers! Yous is Mr Distructo! Have a happy day!

  24. Wow that sounds like one awesome pawty! I hope I’m caught up on my sleep now that the little girl humans are gone.

  25. Brian says:

    Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday to you Easy!!! You are very special and I hope you have a wonderful special day!!!

  26. cecilia07 says:

    Easy here is a kitty 👄👄👄 and a hug and a 💃💃💃💃👯👯👯 lady for you amusement on your day…oh and a trip of 🙈🙉🙊
    Hugs Madi your bfff

  27. kolytyi says:

    Happy Birthday to You!! Happy Birthday to You!!! Happy Birthday to Exceptionally Awesome Stunningly Yngenious friend! Yes, you are Yngenious because your intelligence is from a different league than humans’!
    Your lobster looks fantastic! Was it yummy? I hope you got a PAIR of them to your both birthdays!

  28. speedyrabbit says:

    that was some Birthday Easy,xx Speedy

  29. Happy-b day what a delicious lobster dinner you have Easy. :O

  30. Happy Birthday Easy!!!!!! Looks like you are celebrating in style. We can’t believe you got to have lobster AND langioustines! Your one handsome man Easy, Congrats on your #4 birthday
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

    • Thanks Bailey, Hazel and Greta :o) Sadly I had only one lobster and this langoustines-thingies shrinked on the grill to small earthworms…. maybe that’s they reason why they call them shrinks?

  31. Happy Labor Day!


    Sallie and Alien

  32. I hope you had a wonderful day Easy – with lots of treats

  33. Frankie and Ernie says:

    WOW Easy… you hit the FOODABLES JACKPOT.. And your big day started out with a MAJOR Stuffie GUTTING… THAT is FABULOUS. The only Fly in your Ointment… is that VIRGIN thingy.
    THANK you fur the super Birfday card that you sent to my Dad and Mom… TODAY is HER day… butt she doesn’t deserve a super CELEBRATION like YOU do.. Besides she is too OLD… fur heavy duty Celebrations.. BOL BOL.. HOWEVER, she is laughing like Squirrel about your post…

  34. stanze says:

    You know how bad we sing. Else we would sing Happy Birthday to you. You did a good job destroying… I mean testing those toys. As far as being a virgin goes, Bach and Phex say they could help you against that. But I bet you’d prefer a handsome Weimaraner. Don’t worry, Bach and Phex won’t die of a broken heart.

  35. Happy happy birthday, easy! Those toys look cool! I wish I had a card that smelled like bacon, that sounds yummy! Was the card yummy? Did it taste like bacon too? That would be a really cool card

    • Thanks :o) That would be great business-idea – cards with bacon-taste, or lobster, or cheese. But I’m afraid if I had such cards I would eat all cards before I could sell them :o)

  36. Nylabluesmum says:

    We iz so happy fer ya n wishez ya all da best today n every day fer da rest of yer Life!!!
    Dat Bar-B-Q looked nommie n Mum sayz she give me xtra tuna-tuna to sellybrate yer speshell day!!!
    Lotz of LUB n *head rubz* n nose kissez*
    Nylablue n Sherriellen ❤

  37. Well have the happiest of BIRTHDAYS Friend!

  38. fozziemum says:

    Happy birthday Easy so sad the indestructo toys were so easy to destructo hehehe mind you the langoustine looks more than enough to make up for the lack of longevity in the toy area..the trashure shop needs to be held accountable for poor toys! and I agree that boomerang is not going anywhere let alone coming back..perhaps we should send you a Didgeridoo..it will have your lips flapping for hours and making hideous sounds …have a great day sweet friend and who knows maybe mum and dad have a ‘weime girl delivery’ coming later to ‘entertain’ you 😉 Love Fozziemum and gang xx

  39. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Hope you had a wonderful birthday!
    Benny & Lily

  40. Happy Birthday to a dog determined to have fun…and makes short work of it…(can so identify)

  41. Emmadog says:

    Happy, happy Birthday and YAY for dogs with September birthdays, mine is coming up on the eleventh! Sounds like a super pawsome day! Welcome to being four! Arrooooo!

  42. FleaByte says:

    Happy fourth birthday, Handsome! And knowing Molly, her ma will pop out of that cake without the bra. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  43. Happy Big #4 to you, Easy!!! We can tell you had a great day – good food and fun pressies. And now for a wonderful year ahead.

    Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  44. I’m so happy you were born, brother! It’s a special day for all of us who are blessed to know you!

  45. PigLove says:

    OMP (Oh my pig!) Darn these humans here. Yesterday was deemed no ipads. iphones, no laptops and no computers. We actually had to *talk* to each other for amusement. It was the longest day of my piggy life!! See what I missed out on – you’re birthday! I am such a bad piggy friend. Please forgive me my pal Easy. You’re the bestest friend in the entire world. Happy belated birthday – we so must celebrate again! XOXO – Bacon

    • No problem brother :o) To be disconnected from the world is bad, I know. Once we had this misfortune and we tried to play cards (really with this colored paper-thingies), wow that was boring (till I ate the heart jack, then we had some action).

  46. katiebblogs says:

    Oh grunt grunt, I’m with Bacon, I blame it all on my Mamma who never gets on the computer often enough! Happy Birthday, Easy, so sorry we missed it! Maybe it’s a pig thing…xo birthday bud!

  47. cecilia07 says:



  48. The Dancing Rider says:

    Just popping by via Bacon’s blog, to say it sounds like your BD was wonderful. Happy Birthday!

  49. sAGIRA says:

    Happy Happy Barkday to you!

  50. spittythekitty says:

    Wow! Big Boy! Happy Birfday!! What a haul–you are a regular one-dag destructo derby! I think you shoulda gotted WAY more chick-hen and lobsters, though!!! XOXOXO

  51. Big happy birthday to you – you have soooo many presents!

  52. Mags Corner says:

    Happy Birthday sweet Easy!! You sure got lots of nice, cool cards. Hope you are still celebrating and gettin’ lots of treats and special treatments and presents. Hugs and nose kisses

  53. Misaki says:

    Easy, I’m soooo sorry I missed your birthday. Mummy has proved herself completely slack and I haven’t had much chance to visit any of my bloggie friends. I hope you had a wonderful day xxx

  54. Dalton says:

    Happy birthday! (some what belated) in my defence typist has been away for two weeks!! I’m never talking to her again – I missed SO much!!

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