Gizmo the world bestest wingman and treasure hunter sent me a pee-mail last night. At the Dog Park he met Katie, the Weimgirl again.
Sadly there was a Beagle around her… who’s dat guy? A rival or “just” a friend? I have to find it out…
I’m in LOVE (again)
Wow! I kissed the screen (to steal her tennisball) and I think I will decorate my new bedroom with Katie pin ups. 
By now mom has anyway no idea how to mess pimp up my bedroom and the bad bed-guy wrote a pee-mail that they are in  a supply bottleneck and we have to wait. Come on!   No one said that we have to wait as they want all our yayo!
Mom changed into Tazz and I’m angry too, because with some more nights on this doss of my guestroom  we need a quack.
Butt anyway , now I can dream of Katie and I think I will post a poem for her (AND the Beagle)
Roses are red, the sky is  blue-
that girl is for me and NOT! for you.
And if by chance you take my place-
I dig a hole and throw dirt in your face!
very romantic, huh?
Yesterday I found part II of the lyrics-disaster, if you want to know what wellknown songs really mean, you can watch the lyrics here, even Boheminan Rhapsody, Dalton – your typist was very close:
Mom is still waiting for the bus, dad for the bed and me… I’m waiting for Katie and her treats….
Have a wonderful wednesday all

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

79 responses »

  1. finnhoward says:

    Love your poem. SHe will swoon for it for sure!!

  2. Oh Easy – your long distance love Miss Katie is beautiful – the two of you could truly make beautiful weim-music together I’m sure (with no bad lyrics of course!) That beagle has no chance with you in the picture – besides I can tell they’re just friends. Once he reads that poem whatever romance that beagle had in mind will be a distant memory! As for your bedroom I guess I thought by now that bed guy would have come through and sent you all a new one! You and your staff have been all squished up in that guest room for TOO long….you might need to go visit that bed guy and put the BITEY on him! CONGRATULATIONS on the Teaser win…….you’re definitely Teaser King.

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • Thanks, Sammy :o) I think that sounds like “Sleepless in Seattle” huh? Maybe I can visit her with my elephant skate?
      This bed-guy is a mean blindworm, unfortunately he is far away and we can bite him or pee on him…

  3. mollieandalfie says:

    Bawahhwaawah I love your poem Easy..If it all goes pear shaped, you can always lick the screen when I pop up 🙂 xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. Madi and Mom says:


  5. If that isn’t enough to woo Katie, she’s a hard-hearted lass!

  6. Goose says:

    No way that Katie can resist you Easy. You are the Weim with the mostest and you write poetry. She is beautiful and if she has any sense at all she will choose you. Heck I am your brother and I was taken by that poem. I would be happy to help you in the digging of the hole if need be.

  7. Love your poem Easy. You are one cool dude. Cracking us up with those misheard lyrics. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. PigLove says:

    Snorts – your poem kills me! I loved it. I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in some time my friend! True romance – PLOL (Pig Laughing out Loud). XOXO – Bacon

  9. Easy I am sure that once Katie sees YOU she will kick that Beagle to the curb in no time so you won’t have to kick dirt in its face! BOL!

  10. Cat Forsley says:

    Awwwwwwww Easy ………………….
    You are such a CATCH ………………..
    xo xo xo C

  11. Cat Forsley says:

    Double from me TOOOO 🙂 🙂 🙂 go get her EASY 🙂
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  12. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, your poem will woo her fur sure! It’s perfect and very lyrical. Hey, speaking of lyrical those wrong lyrics have me and my Mom rolling on the floor laughing! OMD, mount your mama, done with sheep, pee in the corner…all hysterical! We wanna see more of those. Do you know the one about the ants? You know, “The ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind, the ants they are blowin’ in the wind”! Taa Daa. Thanks for the big laughs, and enjoy your romance. Love is the bestest fun!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  13. You’re such a Romeo!

  14. Kyla says:

    Ummm, does she even know you exist?

  15. Pawsome poem – how could she resist such charm?

  16. Oh Easy we don’t know how any girl could resist your charms! You are one handsome Weim and you write excellent poems
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  17. Frankie and Ernie says:

    EASY BUDDY…. If that Poem doesn’t make Katie FALL fur YOU… We don’t know What WOULD. WE think you did a super job with it.

  18. Brian says:

    That was a wonderful poem for your girl Katie!

  19. Gizmo says:

    For Kyla, yes, Katie has heard all about Easy…I woofed her all the facts and she’s interested…Momz has promised she will print out this post with your love card and poem and bring it to the dog park with us to share with Katie and her mom…That Beagle is no competition…she’s a big flirt, so they shared a sniff but that’s all…Her mom sez she’s very single

    • Oh – maybe I had to make an appointment with the groomer before? I hope I will look good on my picture and I have no leftovers around my mouth… Gizmo you are really the bestest wingman on earth :o) Thanks!

  20. LifeOfBun says:

    Easy you’re so smoooth! Poems and everything, Shakesweimer!

    • Oh that’s a good name – Shakesweimer… I like it THANKS!
      btw: the wolfe beater are sold out – mom was howling like a werewolf. Fortunately we found an ebay-guy who sells iron fist things. Bad for dad – now she want’s the dress too :o)

  21. Misaki says:

    How could she resist you!!

  22. What a romantic poem. You sexy devil.

    Love and licks,

  23. fozziemum says:

    Easy she is hot!! what a sweetie..as for the Beagle..well they follow their nose so he’s long gone by now!! just throw some Squirrel nugget around and you won’t see him for dust!..your poem is and ode to die for..any Weimie girl would swoon indeed ..her name is Katie..hmmm like the new Princes mummy..hmmm perhaps a royal weimie pup could be the outcome of your hooking up with her 😉
    Keep us posted Easy…we must know..pawparrazi are standing by!!
    Big hugs Fozziemum xx

  24. Oh wow – she sure is a cutie! I really love your poem too lol. Definitely romantic 😉

  25. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL/BOL/LOL…Mum read me yer poem n we iz laffin n laffin…ya tell him Easy!!! Dat Bagel er me meanz Beegel doez not stand a chance wif Lady Katie…..you n her wuud look so beeuteefull together….me hopez ya get to meet her one day!!!!!
    Isn’t LUB grrrrand???
    Lub yer kitteh furend Nylablue ❤

  26. Zena says:

    Hey Easy, in the spirit of choice and competition have you met Olive?
    You might find a kindred spirit 🙂
    If successful I could include ‘Matchmaker to the Stars’ on my CV.
    BTW – I think your Mum should use some of her magic on the bed-guy – I thought you must all be back sailing the sleep waves by now not still stuck in the guest hole (not that I’m insulting your guest room you understand, just that there is a reason they are for guests) 😀

    • I know Olive – she was my first love and the reason why I came to WP :o) I think this bad bed guy deserves a black magic trick. I agree with you for the hole – therefore mom said she want’s a complete new guest room. I’m excited what my dad will say when he has bettered his voicelessness :o)

  27. boscocat says:

    Easy, you are such a romantic, she will fall in love with you for sure… remember to keep writing poems for her, she will be ecstatic.. now, just send a poison pen letter to beagle (he may be a friend of the evil vissler)

  28. rubytheairedale says:

    Wows, Katie sure is one good lookin’ Weim! I do loves your poem, and I thinks she will too!! I mean, who wouldn’t???!
    Ruby ♥

  29. Easy, if Miss Katie does not see what she is missing by not hooking up with you, well, you better start looking for someone like way more appreciative of you DIY an BIC publications…just sayin, Paw pats, Savvy

    • I think you are a wise kitty Savannah – I can install flyscreens and I can paint walls in hypothetical Weim-colors – how will she find a more talented boyfriend than me?

  30. spittythekitty says:

    That’s a really great poem, Man. And the video? Well, the Human laffed herself SICK watching that. It was embarrassing to watch her!

  31. spittythekitty says:

    That’s a great poem, Easy. The Human laughed herself sick watching that video. Honestly, it was embarrassing!

  32. Dalton says:

    Some of those had typist laughing out loud!

  33. lisalday111711 says:

    Katy is very beautiful…good luck on your pursuit of her Easy!!

  34. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, what could be more romantic than stealing tennis balls during kissing the Beloved? Perhaps your poem!
    As for lyrics-disasters, as a child I started to speak relatively early. Since I was very small, everybody was astonished and asked my mom how old I was??? A bit later, the other children at the kindergarden, could not speak so clearly: many of them lisped, for example. This discrepancy lead to serious consequences. When we learned Christmas songs, I mimicked the articulation of the other children and sang totally nonsensical lyrics…

    • Oh I know this phenomenon – my mom always slouched and went stooped that she wasn’t so much taller than her classmates as she was 10. I hope Katie will like my poem and the poet too :o)

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