To be beautiful is an enternal endeavour of the humanity. Of course, they aren’t animals who are anyway beautiful so they tried to cheat on a front where mother nature was stingy.
Today it is  easy to get beauty – you just need a well filled piggy bank and some nip&tuck – and shazam! you are beautiful or  at least an eye catcher by hook or  crook.
In old times they used rituals and magic potions to match the ideal of beauty:
How to remove  unwanted hairs:
First remove the hair on a common way. Then mix the blood of young bats and milk of dogs, wait till the next full moon  and spread it on this place. Don’t talk while doing the ritual – otherwise the hairs will grown on your tongue.
How to get bulging wide eyes
Use de juice of the Belladonna, plucked in a new moon night. Squeeze some fruits and put the juice in the eyes to get very large pupils and your will be as blind as a mole for some days too. It’s dangerous to choose the man or woman for life while you are a blindworm – you could get  a rude surprise. The name Belladonna (beautiful woman) results from this ritual and supplanted the common name deadly nightshade and maybe the quote: Love is blind has their root there.
The magic of  make up
Native,  make up was only for ritual purposes. The place where they used it and the colors they used gave information about the kind of magic rituals and the goal. So red signs in their faces were for good luck at the hunt – maybe therefor women use  lipsticks?
Orange/Brown  or earthcolors on the body were a sign of good health – and maybe that’s the reason why we like a suntanned skin? For this I suggest to use self tanner. It’s better to look like a happy carrot than to torture your skin with to much sun.
Yellow signs on the body were a sign for satisfaction&success and people who had yellow signs on their face were valid for being smart. I’m not sure if this counts too  for yellow signs in terms of yellow hairs on the head…. BTW: the vernacular says when  you  wear yellow underwear (original yellow – not self-made)  during a diet you will lost more weight.
White colors were reserved to leaders and celebrities. During the years it was common  that a white skin is a sign for high society. Elisabeth the I. used a magic mixture  of white lead, boron nitride and talc in such an enormous quantity that their whole court feared the Queen could crumble  like an old masonry. So if you want to be like a Queen – don’t forget the trowel.
bet5 There are  3 things, women need in life:food, water&compliments. – Chris Rock-
At last a ritual from Greece: When you give compliments about beauty to a person you have to spit afterwards three times on this person. That’s the evidence  that your compliment was honest meant. Without spitting you will count as a bamboozler and a liar. I have no clue if this ritual is common outside of Greece too – just give it a try and see…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

91 responses »

  1. fozziemum says:

    Baaaaaaaaaaaa Oh Easy those lips was made for kissin for sure 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Big hugs…from a distance whish is safer with them lips …
    Fozziemum xx

  2. Easy that first picture got us worried :-). Gotta love Chris Rock x

  3. Mom has spilt all her coffee, That was too funny Easy. have a Beautiful Monday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. We just spat our tea out Easy. LOL you are well funny. Just going to hide now before peeps gets any ideas. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. Easy thanks for all this information on beauty in all it’s weird forms. I’m afraid I will be having some nightmares tonight after all those photos (except for the one with you in it of course – you look very….er….um….lovely)! Humans go to so much work to be gorgeous and we animals know we’re gorgeous just the way we are! Tee Hee

    Happy Monday!
    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • And that’s the difference between humans and anipals . We are natural beauties and they want to buy beauty (or something like this) You could spit 3 times on the monitor – maybe that’s helpful against nightmares :o)

  6. Well, Easy in drag starts the week well 😀 Mind you, some of the beauty tips are rather scary!

  7. astanyAsta says:

    Thank dog fuwwkids awen’t as stoopid as hoomans and know twoo booty. It’s on the inside and doesn’t wequiwe those poisonoos poshuns and paints(though, I do use nosescawa , heheheheh)
    Have a gantabooloos week
    Smoochie kisses,Asta

  8. Dalton says:

    I love the advice pal, however I think you look better all natural!

  9. My beauty comes from inside of me. Plus from Mom combing my fur, brushing my teeth, getting my nails trimmed, and dressing me up. I’m drawing the line at wearing makeup. You look divine, though, E.

    Love and licks,

  10. cecilia07 says:

    Hey Easy puffy pouty lips are in right now!!!
    hugs Madi your BFFF

  11. Oh My Easy!! BOL! Mom always has hair removed…maybe she should try that bat potion? BOL!!! The picture of you looks like Mom with her “Lippy” on! Ask Mollie about that one! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • When mom’s have their “Lippy” on they are on hunt :o) I’m not sure with the bat potion, because I don’t know only one girl who can be silent more than 30 seconds…and hairs on the tongue are not really funny :o)

  12. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, that first pix has me howling out loud fur sure! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR…does Rod Stewart know you borrowed his twongy hair style? ahem. Gee those peeps are nutty, the only thing missing from this is a mudpack. Now that’s an idea I can get into! Thanks for the huge chuckle my painted furiend!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

    • Congratulations Sarge! You noticed that I wore the same hairstyle as Dad’s rival Rod. I mud pack sounds not bad – sadly just now we have NO rain :o) this world is just crazy…

  13. Easy — you do your make up way better than I do!

  14. Kyla says:

    Good first attempt at make-up. You have a long way to go to catch up to Doggy.

  15. finnhoward says:

    I can’t wait to compliment someone today and then spit on them thrice. Who shall I try this on???

  16. PigLove says:

    WOW my friend. That is really a look you have there. So unique. Mommy has ‘tried’ to put makeup on me. In fact, mommy is jealous of your eyes. You have amazing eyes my friend. XOXO – Bacon

    • I think green eyes are cool. my mom is jealous too – she always wanted green eyes – but not everyfurbuddy can wear green – she learnt this after wasting a lot of money for green contacts (the result was awful – a mix between kermit and the thing of the swamp)

  17. You will be a hit in Las Vegas for sure !

  18. Lee says:

    Say What Easy, you want me to compliment someone and then spit on their beauty. Oh dog I would be slapped down and stomped to death.
    Maybe since you are one beauty I should try this out on you first.
    Thanks for stopping by my blog last week and wishing me a happy birthday.
    Sweet William The Scot

    • I’m not sure if your Lee would like it when you spit on her monitor – but you should give it a try :o)… but wait I’m searching for my umbrella … just in case :o)

  19. Will and Eko says:

    Easy, it’s not always true when people say this, but trust me, you look MUCH better without makeup! Me, well, I have a face for radio.

  20. Cute!!!!! What cosmetics are you wearing??? 🙂

  21. You look marvelous!

  22. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, how will you find a girlfriend after making public this pic??? And what does it mean that your eyelids are blue?
    Beauty rituals are too complicated for me. What will happen when I spit on a beautiful woman three times as a gesture of real admiration, and my saliva washes away some magical colours from her face or body?

  23. Funny and sadly all true 🙂 Please no lipstick Easy. We like you au naturel.

  24. Brian says:

    Oh my goodness Easy, you got your smoochie on!

  25. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OMD WE are just GOBSMACKED!! We can’t EVEN begin think beyond that furst picture of …. YOU !!

  26. Lol… Easy you look great with all that makeup and stuff 😉 I’m not sure about the Greek compliment thing. Maybe it’s a way to get women not to fish for compliments so much?

  27. Ha, Easy, in that photo you remind me of a crazy aunt of mine. I must say that you do the natural look much better.

  28. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Benny & Lily

  29. Gizmo says:

    Waaaaaa…Easy buddy you’re never gonna get a girl like that…scrub off that yuck and do some sexy manscaping instead…and yellow underwear makes you lose weight? Unbelievable!

    • I’m afraid all the girls ran screaming away for this picture :o)
      The wrote this really in a diet book with the yellow underwear – maybe that’s the reason why my mom never will buy such a book again?

  30. Cat Forsley says:

    You’re so beautiful …..
    YOU NEED NO MAKE UP ….double negative – lol
    🙂 🙂 🙂 xx C

  31. boscocat says:

    Easy, you look such a charmer in your lipstick.. better than Boy George !! any tips on my huge smile creases?? Check out my brother on my blog, looks like he needs some trowel work on the brown.. happy Monday you hot dog !

    • Oh Boy George – I remember, he was absolutely funny! my mom had such a hairstyle for some minutes – the reason for a family-war :o) For the smile creases you can make an appointment ad dad’s “butcher” – he has a giant laser-iron. After the treatment you will be unlined – but grinding poor.

  32. Shiva & Jaya says:

    No make-up needed! Purrime Ministerettes not wearing it either and look at us…hottest on Planet Purrth! XXXX

  33. Oh Easy! How could you allow it! You look at least 10 years older!

  34. lisalday111711 says:

    I grew up in Greece and the Greeks find a reason to spit for everything. The most common that I knew of was if you made eye contact with a stranger on the street you had to spit in the street to avoid a lot of bad luck.

  35. BOL Love this! Thanks for the laugh!

  36. spittythekitty says:

    Oh Easy! I was soooooooo horrified by that first picture I could barely look at the rest. Take it OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE it OFF!!!

  37. onebluedog says:

    I never realized beauty was so complicated! It is a good thing my mom does not bother with this stuff or she would have no time to play with me! 😉

    You look pretty great in blue eyeshadows though, Easy!

  38. Paws To Talk says:

    Easy you are such a renaissance man to let you staff put make up on you and have such wonderful beauty tips. We like you just the way you are though.

    Bella and DiDi

  39. Oh ick! I bet that three spits on your face makes all that face paint run! MOL! Good one Easy, paw hugs, Savannah

  40. Sweet Easy we are gonna be laughing for hours around here. You are just toooooo funny! Hugs and nose kisses

  41. I like and trust you Easy, but I’m not sure I want my human to try your magic today…

  42. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow easy dere is tea all over da laptop screen now….Mum waz bout to have a sszure or sumfing…MOL/BOL!!!! Ya got her guud!! 😉
    Lub Nylablue xo

  43. Misaki says:

    I think my mummy is in need of some of your beauty magic Easy!

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