First: yesterday I really had to take a bath! Unbelievable! This heartless humans tried again to drown me!
As if we had not enough water in my crib!
That was definitely a sign of bad karma, because from then on we had a losing streak.
My dad hung his hose out of the window and pumped all the water on the street. Sadly since the street guys disappeared we have no more sewer hole and the damned water was dammed on the street. He went downstairs to remove this mess as a race driver passed him and gave him a  full shower. Now he will never become moss-grown, because there was alge-ex in the water.
While  smashing my bedroom my mom discovered a lot of bird poo  on the windowsill. That’s from a swallows nest under our roof.  To have swallows in a crib  is  normally a sign of good luck. Sadly they aren’t housebroken and their litterbox is the windowsill. My mom tried to remove the pieces of luck while my dad was outside under the window to remove the puddles on the boardwalk we had from the bed. All the luck landed on his head and instead to be happy, he was very angry.
Remember: if you step in poo – good luck comes to you. Butt if you have poo on your head – you will get a new bed. hehe
Butt this could be difficult, because the bed guy is a joker who suspected that my staff was too wild in the sack and it would be more  a case of KIA than material fatigue . That’s not true, because they have a chaperone : Moi. Now we  have to send the pictures (of the bed, not of my staff) and then he will see what he can do.
For the  night we had our bivouac in the guest room. The bed was small and as I was in with all my toys it was completely occupied. I have no clue how my grandparents spent the nights  together in this small kip, because   they have some GRT more than me and my staff.  We felt like sardines in oil and the staff couldn’t find a slot for their stilts and gripping devices, because I’m a lateral sleeper.
It was uncomfy and there was war in the wind as we’ve got another room mate: the floor lamp came for a visit after a knock out by dad. Now the kip was a little bit overcrowded so I decided to take a back yard patrol at 3:30 AM.
Today we all are a little bit bleary-eyed and twisted – even the floor lamp what is now more like an  an arc lamp.
I’m excited what adventures are waiting for me tonight.

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

85 responses »

  1. Marcela says:

    Lol. That face while being bathed is so funny:)

  2. Bawhahawaah Laughing at wild in the sack, got mez finking are you sure those sardines are in not in baby oil..bawahahwahwhwaa.Hope’s youz get a good night to night Easy..Have a wonderful water free weekend 🙂 xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. Poor Easy….there’s always some kind of drama at your house! You do NOT look happy standing in that tub…..I can’t blame you either. On top of all that, your staff causes a flood in the street and the swallows poop on your Dad’s head……and there’s no room to SLEEP in that tiny bed – what’s next???? I’m afraid to find out! I do hope that the REST of your day goes QUIETLY and you can get a nap to make up for losing sleep. Let’s hope a new waterbed is in the IMMEDIATE future for you and your staff – a BIG one!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • We don’t want such a bad bed again – imagine I slept 18 months on pure water and had no clue. That’s too dangerous for me – I only accept a bed with dry wwater. Hope the bed guy has such a thingy.

  4. I don’t believe it Easy why did you not have a bath in bed??????? Ha ha a bed bath!!!!!!!
    LOL poop on dads’ head. Yikes what have you got planned for the weekend?
    Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly
    PS We have just been told that some people are not getting our posts. We are posting as normal.

  5. Goose says:

    Easy if you did not have bad luck you would have no luck at all. First the lottery and the cheese cake now this. Maybe the swallows should live inside to bring the good luck in there. Or maybe some ducks as they do like to swim in a wet bed pool.

  6. Whee cannot believe your hoomans bathed you like that. Whee all really need to train our hoomans to be better behaved!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

  7. rottrover says:

    Your poor dad!! What a day he had!!

  8. Water arghhh keep it away 🙂

  9. Easy I bet you make your neighbors laugh and laugh!!!
    Mom had a piece of “good luck” drop on her head once and she won $50 🙂

  10. Kyla says:

    You’re making progress, Easy. It’s commendable that you’re growing your own organic food. Swallow poo is a delicacy.

  11. Will and Eko says:

    Oh man, you do not look happy to be in that bath – keep your chin up! You can get back to getting dirty now.

  12. finnhoward says:

    I thought poo on the head was good luck!

  13. cecilia07 says:

    Easy this post made mom LOL. Dear me that look on your face is priceless.
    So tell your peeps my peeps have a Sleep Number bed (the mattresses are separate air chambers on each side and one controls it to ones’s comfort). The first night they slept on it mom awakened to dad calling her asking where she was. Mom side hade a slow air leak. Over the night her side totally deflated she was in a hole and dad had to go to her side to help pull her out. Pretty funny too
    Madi your bfff

    • Oh that sounds dangerous – I’m glad your dad could rescue your mom. I think air in a bed is dangerous, water too (most!) – next element: fire … I’m excited LOL

  14. raisingdaisy says:

    All that in one day?! Wow you sure lead an exciting life Easy! You sure don’t look very happy to be in the bath – those expressions are priceless! Hope you have a peaceful weekend. 😀

  15. Misaki says:

    Oh dear Easy! But they say these things come in threes, so now you should be out of bad luck and loads of good luck should come your way – hope you’ve bought a lottery ticket!

  16. Brian says:

    I am not a fan of those real water baths either Easy!

  17. My goodness, we just can’t stop giggling about it all, except the bath part, cause we know that was not funny. Hee he ha ha. We know about chaparones, every time Dad tries to snuggle to Mom I say “oh it’s cuddle time – I get the middle” and get right in between. Do you think that is why we did not get to go to the anniversary hotel??
    Bailey & Hazel too

    • I think that’s our mission to prevent mischief. Between two humans must be a security distance of 1 yard – otherwise the security guard encroaches. I think you deserved a trip to the anniversary hotel – what’s an anniversary party without security guards?

  18. Nylabluesmum says:

    YOW Easy what a day ya had dere!!! Fesrt a bath,….Mum sayz da watur looked purrty dirty in da 2nd photo n yer expresshun sayz it all!!! Mum n me waz howlin wif laffter over Dad wif da water n mum wif da poop n Dad wif da poop n him bein so upset…sum day he will laff…me hopez 😉
    how waz you n da 2 Hu’manz apposta sleep in dat teeny bed?? Guud grief it iz small!!!
    Yer Dad knocked da lamp out?? Mum smackz da puter when it actz up n she keeps tellin it “Princess ya gonna learn to fly soon!!” Hu’manz are so impayshunt, MOL/BOL!!
    Me n Mum hopez yer weekend iz calmer….pawz crossed!!!
    Lub Nylablue n SherriEllen xo

    • I agree – the water was totally dirty. That was because my dad has his foot inside hahahaha. Humans are always impatient that’s their nature. But to me they say I have to wait, for treats or a walk – that’s crazy huh?

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        MOL/BOL me Mum can bee so impayshunt n it makez me snigger beehind me paw!!! She sayz me impayshunt too…me sayz me learned it frum YA Mum!!! Gotcha Mum!!!
        Me finkz Hu’Manz shuud ‘hurry up n wait’ fer us!!!!! 😉
        Lub Nylablue xo

  19. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Ok why do you look like you are enjoying it!!!
    Benny & Lily

  20. Oh no! Sounds like the bed and the birds are giving you guys a bit of trouble! Sorry your humans tried to drown you Easy… I’m sure you smell very pretty now though 🙂

  21. Poor sweet Easy are you wrinkly and water-logged after the bed adventure and a bath so soon after. Sure glad you have escaped drowning. Hope you get your bed repaired soon so everybody can get a good rest. Hugs and nose kisses

  22. GizmoGeodog says:

    Oh Easy you are TOO much…Your face in those pictures is so very sad…you deserve that whole bed to make up for the pain you felt…LMAO at the thought of your Dad down in the street with the swallow poo falling on him (sorry Easy’s dad)

    • Thanks Gizmo – I think they should give me the whole bed. They said anyway they can’t sleep there :o) I think my dad should try it again with the birds poo – we had nothing in the lottery. Maybe you shouln’t remove it till they will pick the numbers?

  23. I’m sorry about the bath, E. That looked humiliating! Mom laughed at your face. I hope this doesn’t give her any ideas.

    Love and licks,

  24. I love your poo theory. It is a clever one! Must try if new bed will happen to me 🙂

  25. No!!!! Not the dreaded bath! How terrible. But I’ve got to say you look pretty good all cleaned up. 😉

  26. Anonymous says:

    A bath……I am sure you can find something to roll in, in response. 🙂 It was an exhausting read………no room at inbox (oops I meant bed). Pooh on the head. Your adventures leave a person tired, and ready to climb into the sack. LOL

  27. The shame of it all…why would they want to bath all your glorious smell down the drain 🙂

  28. Zena says:

    What was it about yesterday? Everyone seems to have had a bath or some sort of a wash – I had to be semi-hosed down. Was it national torture your dog day?????

    • Probably, Princess :o) or it was the after effect of the super moon – you know Princess, the moon is the master of the tides. Maybe someone forgot to switch the flood-mode into ebb? At least I think now I have solved my annual bath and I hope till next year they will miss the appointment :o)

  29. We left you a comment earlier in the day, but like all of our other comments today… it’s vanished! I can’t remember what it said now exactly, but something about how mighty fine you must be smelling tonight after that bath, and that we are wishing you and the staff a much drier and happier day tomorrow! Happy weekend to you Easy!

  30. fozziemum says:

    Oh Easy… l was still laughing when I went to bed over this post !! not at you of course,that would be mean….but I understand your feelings…and it happens in this house to…both the boys get the same look….yes …two words easy..Bath Face 🙂 ‘have a great weekend sweet smelling one 🙂
    Fozziemum 🙂

  31. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, your face mirrors deepest sadness. No wonder – to have a staff member who is not capable of washing his unbelievably dirty feet alone but needs your assistance – pic No. 2 is revealing. Waterbed, flood on the street – I’m afraid your staff members are water-fetishists.
    I think the most satisfactory solution for this awkward situation could be that the staff sleeps in the bathtub and you have to share the bed in your guest room only with your toys.
    BTW: your fur will be silky-misty-greyish-silverish-brownish tomorrow!

    • That’s a very wise solution – they can sleep in the bathtub! And with water as much as they want. I will drag their bedding to the bathroom immediately. I’m sure tomorrow all doggies will be green with envy – because I had a spa-treatment on the compost pile :o)

  32. dogdaz says:

    That look is priceless!

  33. stanze says:

    I agree, your look is priceless. Such a poor little doggy getting drowned by evil humans. They got what they deserved, bird poo on the head. I heard guano is a good fertiliser, your dad will become lots of long hairs now. That’s better than moss.

  34. The face you make in that second picture… Too cute!

  35. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow i cannot beleev they stil gayv yoo a bath after yoo mayd that fayse at them!!! hav they no harts at all??? thank yoo for yore kind thawts for tuckers rekoveree!!! ok bye

  36. wyatt says:

    Hmmm,,,just say “NO” to baths and demand a car ride or a walk to the park!


  37. spittythekitty says:

    You had to have a BAFF??? I think you should have put the bitey on that man.

  38. Clowie says:

    That bed sounds very crowded! It’s good of you to share with the others!

  39. onebluedog says:

    Ugh…the bath…I’m sorry buddy 😦 This is like liquid canine sadness.

  40. This weimaraner is so cute!

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