FORTUNATE FRIDAY
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Today the postguy was here again. He brought a parcel – guess for whom? FOR ME!
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It came from HRH King Henry and his Purrministers Archie and Oscar. King Henry sent me a weapon, covered as a rope toy. But I noticed immediately that’s the dog-version of this one:
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It’s a flail and that was a very common home appliance in medieval. But even in WWI this weapon was a deaded weapon for a melee.
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I’ve got it because I prepared a cool Birthday Cake for HRH – and this King knows how to amuse his knights!
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I’ve tried it immediately to place some steep hits on my staffs heads and wow – I knocked my mom out within 2 minutes with a bulls eye on her trunk.
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That’s a fabulous toy and very useful for the silvermistygrey Knight!
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THANKS KING HENRY! And THANKS to your court reporter for this wonderful card!
Then I found an envelope between my paperwork. It’s the ticket for the Show on 3oth of june.
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They say I’m in a catalog now as the N° 671 . I think thats “Weimanthrophic” – a catalog is for shoes, treats , brides or bad ideas – but not for dogs! As I searched for the etiquette of this parade – I found out something what gave me a shoebrush on my back:
The KITTY!-show is on the same day, at the same place and in the same hall. I don’t know who had this idea – but it must be a biped with a morbid sense of humor.
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We may as well expect the worst….
HAVE A FORTUNATE FRIDAY ALL!
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(…and don’t forget to step in poo first and than buy a ticket for the EUROMILLIONS today if you live in europe – there are 166MM in the jackpot)
Easy Blog 
Oh dear, we are looking forward to the report on the dog/cat shot 😀
We’re running around outside waiting for a bird to poop on us!
That’s really a weird idea to have both shows together – Ill bet the show will be really a show :o)
If you are in near of a beach – you will get more luck that you need from the seagulls :o)
Very SWEET present. What a FUN show … Mmm curious about your bed cover, is it Snoopy? Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Sadly not, Sugar – it’s a sheep. The only blankie what is still not damaged, because I don’t like lamb :o)
Whooohooo rope toy and a show 🙂 A berd popped on Humom when she sitting in the garden, wez gonna win this week 🙂 xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Then she will get the Jackpot – I’m sure… or the half of it, because my mom had birdpoo in her hood today :o)
That is a super rope weapon. I bet with some practice you can nail an evil squirrel with it.
Blessings,
Goose
I’m sure I can do this soon. I saw how the Neandertals got a whole mammoth with such a thingy! What a great weapon!
Your King is pleased you received and liked your gift xxx
Thanks again! I’m totally happy… and mom too (she hopes now she will get her rhinoplasty)
Ahaha Easy I love your face on the first shot. 😀 I see this Weimarener walking his owner a lot when I bike home, he always makes me think of you. He’s goofy too.
That’s in our breed I think :o) When it is a girl, please ask for her phone number :o)
Enjoy your weapon oh great knight. LOL that event in the hall is going to be well funny. We can’t wait to hear about it. Ours is next Saturday. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
Thanks Molly :o) I’m afraid this event will be a CATastrophe for the kitties and the doggies
What a thoughtful pressie from King Henry! Happy Friday to you, Easy!
I think so Eva – he is a wise King :o9 Have a great Friday too :o)
What a great prezzie! You are one lucky dog!
I am Dakota – that’s the perfect weapon for a guy like me. Think my staff will buy a helmet now :o)
Excellent pressie for you there! Hope you’ll tell us all about the show!
I like this toy/weapon – you can do the funniest things :o) I will write about this event – I think it will be interesting :o)
ooohhh coolest. kicks my toys around and pouts. I *never* get anything in the mail. XOXO – Bacon
I will send the postguy to you – with some strikes of my new weapon!
YAY! See I knew I loved you Easy! I can send you one of my pig toys. XOXO – Bacon
Woohoo Easy!! Pawsome rope bonker! HRH Henry was wise to send this to you. Make sure to toss at your staff’s feet as they walk…you will BOL watching them take a tumble….not that I know about such tekneeks…heh…heh
Oh I hear an expert talking BOL!!! I will try it – when I’ve got my supper, then they have the whole night for relaxing :o)
Looks like a good place to take your new flail. Well done on spotting the disguised item and knocking mom out. Sounds like it’s been a good day all around for you 🙂
It was :o) for mom not so much – but why she has to poke her trunk always at my business… girls! But I love this thingy – it’s perfect for me!
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Oh wow….now THAT’s a head-banger weapon if I ever saw one Easy! You probably won’t be able to tear that thing up for quite a while – it looks rather sturdy……purrrrfect for THE GREAT WEIMIE KNIGHT! As for that event for dogs and cats in the same place…..sounds like BIG TROUBLE to me. And when I say BIG I mean HUGE!
Happy Fortunate Friday!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Oh Sammy it sounds like a CATastrophe for all to me. Such a weird idea I never had. Not even for my bad idea catalog.
But this toy is really hot – it’s like a Bonsai- wrecking ball :o)
I need a flail.
I agree – you should have one ( better not to ask, why you need one, huh?)
I want to flail away.
hahaha – please give me a sign when you flail past to my window :o)
Henry made a great choice of prizes Easy…You’ll get a lot of use from this one…Momz and I want to learn more about this show you’re in…Hope there’ll be video of thisone
I hope dad will buy that cam-thingy this week ( or he will feel my new secret weapon). Mom promised me to be my camera girl – it’s the first time in history that both shows are on the same place – it sounds interesting :o)
You has such a happy face! Hehehe, always makes us smile!
Have a great day!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
I was happy to get exactly the toy I need – what a great surprise this was. Have a great Friday too with tons of green spaghetti :o)
We can see it didn’t take you long to learn to use that new (weapon) toy sweet Easy. What fun you are gonna have with that! Be easy on the mom though when you are hitting bulls eyes…okay? Hugs and nose kisses
I will buy her a helmet :o) But I love this thingy – you can do spectacular things :o)
OMD I love the look on your face in that first picture! Be careful with that weapon Easy!
I hope I can – but it’s not easy :o) (for my staff)
I hope I can – but it’s not easy :o) (for my staff)
That looks like a fun way to start the weekend Easy!
Of course – we should have a medieval-party here :o)
MOL EASY THAT FIRST PICTURE IS HILARIOUS.
It looks as if you are saying, ‘put it down woman can’t you see it is for me’?
hugs madi your bfff
hahaha – I always use the short way: give it to me-give it to me… and my mom should know that all mail is for me (except the bills)
That rope toy ball is awesome. I use mine to whack myself in the head over and over. Mom says that explains a lot.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh yes is does, Cupcake. But it’s not wrong to start some self-experiments with a new weapon :o)
🙂 🙂 🙂
Love the flail – we have a couple of those and looks like you put it through the same testing as Raffles does! I have to say most of them fail. Love your face in that top photo, you look so shocked!!
And…… get your Mom to take a video or camera to the show, it’s going to be a show to end all shows – might even get on youtube. maybe that’s what the organisers want.
Oh Princess I have no clue, what this guys want – but it sounds like armageddon. I should take my flail with me, I think…and the cam, of course :o)
What fun! Enjoy the new toy pal!
Thanks :o) I will – it’s a multi-usage toy and I have the whole weekend to discover new ways to torture my staff :o)
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that’s pretty cool. We love surprises in the mail
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily
That’s always the best – but you never know if the mailguy will bring you toys or bills :o)
You are crazy excited in that photo Easy, lol!! I love it 🙂 Enjoy your flail and try to be gentle with your mom… who will prepare all the meals for your seven stomachs otherwise?! Have a great weekend 🙂
hahaha – she can prepare it with her hands :o) I’m not sure if she would need her nose too :o)
I have a doggy morningstar too, they are the best for defeating humans:-)
Of course – they will see stars after some strikes :o)
What a great weapon. We are reduced to using our tails to knock the staff out. ~Fenris, Tuiren & Mr. Who (who needs a bigger tail)
Tails are great weapons too – you can redecorate the whole house. Even short tails are great for a close combat, Mr. Who :o)
Oh, Easy, I think you should practise that face you make in the first pic! If the judge sees it at the dog show, you surely will win and you will be not only Best of Breed but also Best of Show!
You should peruse the catalogue whether cat chasing will be included in the programme. Especially in the Cat Chasing With a Human On the Other End of the Leash category, you belong to the strongest favorites!
Maybe that’s the reason why this event is on a turf? I’m sure after this show my dad is the man with the longest arms of the world :o)
I think you and your dad will present the world’s first terrestial waterski show 🙂
Easy, weekends that starts with parcels in the mails with toys are greeeeaaat! Love the poster.
I hope I will have a great weekend – and a lot of reasons to try cool moves with my new toy-weapon :o)
Hey Easy!
Wow, what a great pressie! I love toys that I can whip around and swing and slap into things. They even slap my own head and I don’t mind a bit. BOL Looks like your furiend knows how to shop.
BTW: Thanks for pawticipating in my Water Mania event and I am crazy about your pix! That little fishy dip net is hysterical.
Grr and a Wet Woof,
Sarge, Water Mania Host
I think we need more toys like this – they are best for enless fun :o) I’m afraid the fishy dip is too small for the white sharkie, right?
Oh my Cod! I am really, really, REALLY glad that you gotted the ROPE version because otherwise you might have killed your Human and THEN who would feed you????
That’s a good point Spitty – I should learn to dial the number of the pizzy-guy … just in case :o)
Yow bery cool toy fer ya Easy!!! Ya hit yer Mum in da butt wif it…MOL/BOL!!!!!
We finkz diz iz bery funny…
Nylablue xo
It’s nice to have a multi-usage toy, huh? You can re-decorate the whole house too – GREAT!
Me findz all sortz of ‘usez’ fer me toyz..it took mum a whole week to find me pink palstic golf ball cause me hid it!!! 😉
Just stopped by to tell you we nominated for you for a Pettie.
I will visit you immediately :o)
Oh and thanks for nominating me!!!
I look forward to hearing about that cat and dog show! Your new toy lookd fun.
Me too Clowie – hope I will get a good cam-team :o)
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