Today the postguy was here again. He brought a parcel – guess for whom? FOR ME!
It came from HRH King Henry and his Purrministers Archie and Oscar. King Henry sent me a weapon, covered as a rope toy. But I noticed immediately that’s the dog-version of this one:
It’s a flail and that was a very common home appliance in medieval. But even in WWI this weapon was a deaded weapon for a melee.
I’ve got it because I prepared a cool Birthday Cake for HRH – and this King knows how to amuse his knights!
I’ve tried it immediately to place some steep hits on my staffs heads and wow – I knocked my mom out within 2 minutes with a bulls eye on her trunk.
That’s a fabulous toy and very useful for the silvermistygrey Knight!
THANKS KING HENRY! And THANKS to your court reporter for this wonderful card!
Then I found an envelope between my paperwork. It’s the ticket for the Show on 3oth of june.
They say I’m in a catalog now as the N° 671 . I think thats “Weimanthrophic” – a catalog is for shoes, treats , brides or bad ideas – but not for dogs! As I searched for the etiquette of this parade – I found out something what gave me a shoebrush on my back:
The KITTY!-show is on the same day, at the same place and in the same hall. I don’t know who had this idea – but it must be a biped with a morbid sense of humor.
We may as well expect the worst….
(…and don’t forget to step in poo first and than buy a ticket for the EUROMILLIONS today if you live in europe – there are 166MM in the jackpot)

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Oh dear, we are looking forward to the report on the dog/cat shot 😀
    We’re running around outside waiting for a bird to poop on us!

    • That’s really a weird idea to have both shows together – Ill bet the show will be really a show :o)
      If you are in near of a beach – you will get more luck that you need from the seagulls :o)

  2. Very SWEET present. What a FUN show … Mmm curious about your bed cover, is it Snoopy? Happy Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  3. Whooohooo rope toy and a show 🙂 A berd popped on Humom when she sitting in the garden, wez gonna win this week 🙂 xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. Goose says:

    That is a super rope weapon. I bet with some practice you can nail an evil squirrel with it.

  5. Your King is pleased you received and liked your gift xxx

  6. LifeOfBun says:

    Ahaha Easy I love your face on the first shot. 😀 I see this Weimarener walking his owner a lot when I bike home, he always makes me think of you. He’s goofy too.

  7. Enjoy your weapon oh great knight. LOL that event in the hall is going to be well funny. We can’t wait to hear about it. Ours is next Saturday. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  8. sheltiebeauties says:

    What a thoughtful pressie from King Henry! Happy Friday to you, Easy!

  9. What a great prezzie! You are one lucky dog!

  10. finnhoward says:

    Excellent pressie for you there! Hope you’ll tell us all about the show!

  11. PigLove says:

    ooohhh coolest. kicks my toys around and pouts. I *never* get anything in the mail. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Woohoo Easy!! Pawsome rope bonker! HRH Henry was wise to send this to you. Make sure to toss at your staff’s feet as they walk…you will BOL watching them take a tumble….not that I know about such tekneeks…heh…heh

  13. Looks like a good place to take your new flail. Well done on spotting the disguised item and knocking mom out. Sounds like it’s been a good day all around for you 🙂

  14. […] and, guess what, we even found an Easy impersonator.  Just look into those eyes and tell me there’s not trouble […]

  15. Oh wow….now THAT’s a head-banger weapon if I ever saw one Easy! You probably won’t be able to tear that thing up for quite a while – it looks rather sturdy……purrrrfect for THE GREAT WEIMIE KNIGHT! As for that event for dogs and cats in the same place…..sounds like BIG TROUBLE to me. And when I say BIG I mean HUGE!

    Happy Fortunate Friday!
    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • Oh Sammy it sounds like a CATastrophe for all to me. Such a weird idea I never had. Not even for my bad idea catalog.
      But this toy is really hot – it’s like a Bonsai- wrecking ball :o)

  16. Kyla says:

    I need a flail.

  17. Gizmo says:

    Henry made a great choice of prizes Easy…You’ll get a lot of use from this one…Momz and I want to learn more about this show you’re in…Hope there’ll be video of thisone

    • I hope dad will buy that cam-thingy this week ( or he will feel my new secret weapon). Mom promised me to be my camera girl – it’s the first time in history that both shows are on the same place – it sounds interesting :o)

  18. You has such a happy face! Hehehe, always makes us smile!

    Have a great day!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

  19. We can see it didn’t take you long to learn to use that new (weapon) toy sweet Easy. What fun you are gonna have with that! Be easy on the mom though when you are hitting bulls eyes…okay? Hugs and nose kisses

  20. Ann Staub says:

    OMD I love the look on your face in that first picture! Be careful with that weapon Easy!

  21. Brian says:

    That looks like a fun way to start the weekend Easy!

  22. cecilia07 says:

    It looks as if you are saying, ‘put it down woman can’t you see it is for me’?
    hugs madi your bfff

  23. That rope toy ball is awesome. I use mine to whack myself in the head over and over. Mom says that explains a lot.

    Love and licks,

  24. Zena says:

    Love the flail – we have a couple of those and looks like you put it through the same testing as Raffles does! I have to say most of them fail. Love your face in that top photo, you look so shocked!!
    And…… get your Mom to take a video or camera to the show, it’s going to be a show to end all shows – might even get on youtube. maybe that’s what the organisers want.

  25. What fun! Enjoy the new toy pal!

  26. Two French Bulldogs says:

    that’s pretty cool. We love surprises in the mail
    Benny & Lily

  27. You are crazy excited in that photo Easy, lol!! I love it 🙂 Enjoy your flail and try to be gentle with your mom… who will prepare all the meals for your seven stomachs otherwise?! Have a great weekend 🙂

  28. Misaki says:

    I have a doggy morningstar too, they are the best for defeating humans:-)

  29. What a great weapon. We are reduced to using our tails to knock the staff out. ~Fenris, Tuiren & Mr. Who (who needs a bigger tail)

  30. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, I think you should practise that face you make in the first pic! If the judge sees it at the dog show, you surely will win and you will be not only Best of Breed but also Best of Show!
    You should peruse the catalogue whether cat chasing will be included in the programme. Especially in the Cat Chasing With a Human On the Other End of the Leash category, you belong to the strongest favorites!

  31. Easy, weekends that starts with parcels in the mails with toys are greeeeaaat! Love the poster.

  32. Sarge says:

    Hey Easy!
    Wow, what a great pressie! I love toys that I can whip around and swing and slap into things. They even slap my own head and I don’t mind a bit. BOL Looks like your furiend knows how to shop.
    BTW: Thanks for pawticipating in my Water Mania event and I am crazy about your pix! That little fishy dip net is hysterical.
    Grr and a Wet Woof,
    Sarge, Water Mania Host

  33. spittythekitty says:

    Oh my Cod! I am really, really, REALLY glad that you gotted the ROPE version because otherwise you might have killed your Human and THEN who would feed you????

  34. Nylabluesmum says:

    Yow bery cool toy fer ya Easy!!! Ya hit yer Mum in da butt wif it…MOL/BOL!!!!!
    We finkz diz iz bery funny…
    Nylablue xo

  35. Just stopped by to tell you we nominated for you for a Pettie.

  36. Clowie says:

    I look forward to hearing about that cat and dog show! Your new toy lookd fun.

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