Just now I tried some loopings in the grass but suddenly it became dark as in a salamanders ass.
A bad wind came on and someone in heaven had green beans for breakfast, because I heard strange noises.
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Also some one in heaven tried to take a picture of me because I saw some flashlights in the sky.
Wow that was dangerous , I don’t like Pawpawrazzis and buzzed off into my crib, from where I watched the mom in the back yard.
Mom tried to take a picture of the Pawpawrazzi in the air too but sadly she was too lame. While she was rotating around herself to get a picture another one in heaven did the right thing and poured a bucket full of water over her head, that she was looking like a river rat.
As we were inside of my crib the next strike came and we had no electricity. I ran into my bomb shelter immediately and was waiting there till the Mr. Bean and the Pawpawrazzi disappeared.
Later I would take my morning patrol but another guy in heaven forgot to close the faucet and it was pouring with rain as I stuck my nose out of my back door.
.That’s no problem I thought, we can use the other door, maybe we have no rain there. But we had.
Last chance, the entrance – but believe it or not – there it was raining too. How can it rain on all three doors? That’s a world conspiracy I think!
I gave up and grabbed a shoe as an ย amuse-gueule…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

74 responses »

  1. finnhoward says:

    Oh Esay, sounds like there was a lot of activity over there. Paparazzi and farting in heaven! Sounds like what happened here last nit with the tropical storm! Hope that all is back to normal now!

  2. My goodness Easy! Good thing those skyward pawparazzi guys didn’t stay long – just long enough to arrange for a bit of a dowsing on your Mom’s head from a wicked storm. Like you I usually check all entrances and exits when the weather is bad – you never know if the sun might be shining in another location! Then I look at Mom with sad eyes like “Can’t you make it STOP Mom????”……I wonder if your Mom’s shoe settled you down for the rest of the day? Looks like you had a good gnaw on it anyway. We had storms last night but it appears to be NICE today (out all my doors!!).

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  3. Only you Easy, could think that heaven was trying to photograph you ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. It rained at MY door, too, Easy!! All the way over here! I had to wear my raincoat every single time I went out. All day!

    Love and licks,

  5. OMD Easy you have a thunder storm over there. Yikes we hope it doesn’t come this way. Hope you enjoyed your amuse-gueule. LOL. Stay safe indoors pal. Have a super Saturday and we hope the rain has stopped on all three doors.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. My goodness easy you poor thing. I hope you got some rest after all that excitement.

  7. astanyAsta says:

    How woode of Mw. Bean and thos puppewatzy. And then the neglectful one in chawge of the fauce..i agwee it’s obviously a conspiwacy. I hope they all behave soon up thewe and let you get back to woachong on a sunny day
    Smoochie kisses

    • I hope they are gone now and torture other peeps and pets. Be careful, this guys are on wolrd tour I think :o) I hope you have a sunny saturday in Boo daw pest

  8. Goose says:

    Of course heave wanted your picture. But as for the bean eater and the forgetful one who leaves the faucet on to hat I say PTFFFFFF. Next time put on a disguise so the paparazzi won’t know it is you.

  9. Cat Forsley says:

    what a beautiful imagination you have ๐Ÿ™‚ xx

  10. fozziemum says:

    Oh easy…funder boltz and lighteninz very very frighteninz….:) xx

  11. What a fantastic story!

  12. Madi and Mom says:

    MOL MOL MOL EASY! I loved your vivid description of the events. OMDs the same actors performed here yesterday. We had nearly 6″ of rain. Raining at all three doors is totally not acceptable!
    Thanks for the lol
    Madi your BFFF

  13. owyheestar says:

    Easy — be nice to Mum…….I hope you didn’t kiss her on the lips after checking out a salamanders ass. I am wondering why the Weimar is so into dark ass spots. Hmmmm

    We don’t have any rain in sight. It looks to be a scorcher. I guess you could fly in, but by the time you got here, the weather might change. You know what they say??? If you don’t like the weather, wait ten minutes. Lol

    • Oh no I didn’t she was totally wet – I dislike wet things (even wet moms). I’ve waited 10 minutes – you’re right – it was still raining – but the electricity came back – that’s the first step in the right direction :o)

  14. Brian says:

    Poor Easy, it seems the Paparazzi are everywhere these days, but at least they are not in your shoe!

  15. oh, Easy! We hates rain too! And we’ve had *days* of it because someone called tropical cyclone Andrea was passing by. I kept asking Mom to let me out to do my patrols, but like you, all the doors were wet and pouring! Not fair! Hope your Sunday turns out sunny

  16. Wow, Easy,that was quite the day you had. We had rain like that earlier this week, and now Phantom’s radar is warning us that tonight could be a big noise and lights show. We hope he is wrong.

    Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

    • Maybe that are the same guys who brought me the rain too? They disappeared in your direction – be careful, they have pawpawrazzis and buckets full of water :o)

  17. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Dark as a Salamander’s A$$ ??? Are you SURE that the WIND you felt wasn’t a Salamander’s FART?????
    Now about this bidness of it Raining at EVERY entrance… We have wondered about that VERY thingy, ourselves… What is UP with that?? RUDE if you ask US.

  18. Kyla says:

    You’d love our monsoons which come in the end of June to the middle of September at twilight. Lots of flashes (it almost looks like daylight) and lots of noise. Rain is optional.

  19. Oh dear, sounds awful. Whee would hate that. Whee are so glad it is sunny where whee are. Hope you have recovered from the evil sky attack.

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

    ps. the little hoomans love that football bedding!

  20. kolytyi says:

    What the hell did the pawparazzis want here in my town at 9 p.m. yesterday? Taking pics of me in my pyjamas??? I was watching TV in my crib!!!
    I think the reason of why it pours whole zoos might be that that crazy Salamander finds his own farts so disgusting that he tries to wipe out the stench with intensive rain smell. But what is the connection between the pawparazzis and the Salamander? Why do they turn up always together?
    And how do you know that there is darkness in a salamander’s ass?

    • hahaha – oh this pawpawrazzis – be careful, maybe you will find your PJ-pic on facebook :o) I think it must be dark inside of a salamander, specially when his fire has gone out.

      • kolytyi says:

        It might also be that there is huge brightness in the salamander’s ass, and whenever he … fires, we see only this lightness. Pawparazzis follow the salamander everywhere because they can make use of the strongest possible flash.

  21. ScottieMom says:

    That’s a lot of rain, Easy! We have had a good bit of rain lately as well. Miss Heather absolutely refuses to pee in the rain so it makes walks a bit longer. Hope you get some sunshine soon. Much love, The Scottie Mom.

  22. Oh poor Easy! You just couldn’t win! We are going to have some sun (I think!) Will send some your way!

  23. Ann Staub says:

    It’s sunny here today – hope you and your mom are able to stay mostly dry with it raining at all of your doors…

  24. shoe as an amuse-gueuleโ€ฆcracked me up. Our rain has tapered off and hope does too.

  25. Howdy Easy, we had that kinda rain last weekend. Every door we opened was just like yours and you know what the worst thing was??? Mum MADE US go outside to pee even though we got wet!!! Humph, easy for her. She has an inside toilet. Totally unfair we say. Hope your week is a sunny one mate.
    No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

    • I agree that’s totally unfair – I always try to pee in the door area – at least my head is dry then – but wow that’s difficult, you have to aim very exactly :o)

  26. boscocat says:

    Wow Easy – you are so lucky to survive such bad bean cloud gasses from the sky !! It’s best to fight mr Bean off with a few loud trumpet toots of your own ๐Ÿ™‚

  27. OMC! We too had rain everywhere yesterday too! It was SO boring!
    Hope your Sunday is sunny!

  28. The nerve of the paparazzi always poking their noses where they don’t belong, trying to reveal all your secrets ๐Ÿ˜‰

  29. Damn those flash guys – hope they’ve run our of juice now.

  30. We had sun and wind yesterday, today we have dark dark cloud too… Oh well, settling for shoe chewing isn’t such a bad idea ๐Ÿ™‚ xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  31. Dark clouds over UK today ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  32. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mousiez dat storm soundz like it waz bery scary!!! Me findz it alwayz rainz at all da doorz here too….fer sum reason me don’t mind Mr. Bean n hiz noise or da flashy Pawpawrazzi in da sky. Me lubz to sit on da end table n just watch da wind n da rain (or snow) n lissen to da noisez….me iz SO-O brave bein inside ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Hope da storm left as quick as it came n all iz right in yer werld now.
    Lub Nylablue xo

    • The bean guy and the pawparazzi disappeared – only the rain is still there – on all 3 doors … maybe this dorrs are from mom’s junkstore?

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        Yow wunder where da Bean guy n Pawpawrazzi went to?? We haz sum rain here to…at all da doorz…time fer a long nap on top of the kitchen cupboard on me peellow!!!
        yer Mum brought home sum doorz??? Oh oh…dey iz alwayz bringin fingz home…..funny Hu’manz!!!

      • Maybe they are still hunters and gatherers like in neander valley hahaha

      • Nylabluesmum says:

        EEoww me nut shure what dey are in da Skyland but dey shure can be noisy!!! It iz quiet here just rainy…seemz dat May-vember iz back!! *deep kitteh sighz*

  33. Oh sweetheart! I know, the storm is evil ! I hope you have a wonderful week though, ok ?

    • Thanks – currently we have a june-vember it’s cold outside :o) maybe we will get a late summer an can celebrate christmas in the back yard? That would be funny!

  34. tylersat99 says:

    The girls hate when the sky turns black and the light flashes and the booms start too. They always run inside to find their own shelter to hide until its gone! Glad it didn’t catch you Easy. ๐Ÿ™‚

  35. Misaki says:

    Oh noes Easy, hope it brightened up for you!

  36. I’ve eaten some amuse-gueules that tasted like a shoe ๐Ÿ™‚ !

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