Today the street-guys came back and they start to rip my street again. I have no clue why, first I thought they came for preparing the new street – but NOPE.
I decided to make a complaint to the Mayor, who lives in a house named MAIRIE with flags in front. But first Β I had to get an overview about the whole disaster and I wrote some tickets to name and shame the bipeds and for raising my piggy bank.
I started my patrol and signed and ticketed Β all defects – that’s also good in case my staff would forget the way back to my crib. Are you ready for PEE PATROL? All tanks well filled? OK, let’s go:
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About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

91 responses »

  1. Cat Forsley says:

    πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  2. Goose says:

    After all that writing you need a nap and a full bowl of more fuel. I like your style Easy, nice high leg hike. Your peemanship is superb.

  3. Happy Pee Patrol Friday to you. Golden Woofs, Sugar

  4. Max's Mom says:

    Easy, so happy you wrote your tickets…especially that parking violator! The nerve! I think you need to run for Mayor so you can properly handle things! Your Pee Patrol is the best ever!!!! We adore you!!!!

  5. Yikes Easy your like an ever ending pump..BOL.hope you bagged that Poo and left it on the Mayors doorstep πŸ™‚ xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  6. Easy nobody tells a pee patrol tale (tail?) like you do! I’d say you’ve officially left your petition of disapproval ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over your town! Let’s hope they get that darned road fixed up SOON. All those pebbles to walk on instead of nice smooth pavement is BAD for the paws!

    Happy Pee Pee Friday!
    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • It’s really very dangerous here, Sammy. We had still one accident as my neighbor tumbled and hurted his head. Mom is afraid the pebbles could smash our windows, they are flying around from the cars like missiles. Think I need a new ticket pad…

  7. Sweet Easy how do you find time to rest? You sure hold down a lot of jobs….water plants, give out tickets, deliver the mail and complaints just to mention a few. Is the pay good? Hugs and nose kisses

  8. Hope those violators all pay their fines – that’ll make up for your pocketmoney being raided.

  9. PigLove says:

    Oh Easy, I snorted so hard reading this that dad had to come in here and check on me in my room. We absolutely LOVE your parking tickets my friend. That is freaking hilarious! I’m *almost* ready to go outside in nature and when I do I am so taking notes from you! XOXO – Bacon

  10. I’m laughing thinking of Mom following the two of you around taking pictures of you ticketing everything!! A fabulous Friday to all of you!


  11. LOL pee free Sir Easy πŸ™‚

  12. Kyla says:

    There are so many violations here that I’ve given up.

  13. OMGoodness, E. Once again you have outdone yourself. I don’t think I have had that much in a week. I hope your neighborhood invaders and everybody else got the message!

    Love and licks,

  14. owyheestar says:

    Everyone needs a job. Pee Patrol is important. Some people think only males lift their leg, but Diva is one of those females that likes to do that. She is a show-off like her name indicates. What can I say? You have your work cut out for you with the human lottery draw you made. They need a lot of watching………oops (Lol) Have a fabulous Friday!

    • I saw such girls – I was confused about :o) It lasted months for the perfect leg-lifting – I was a late bloomer even for the scratching after the “job” (there was always a leg overmuch)

  15. Blimey Easy glad that tank of yours was well full with all that mail you had to leave and the petition and tickets too. LOL friend as usual you crack us up. I think I’ll pop outside now and leave some hate mail for the squirrels. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  16. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Easy… you have some MAJOR Pee Shooter messages there buddy. WE envy your … TANK CAPACITY.. WELL DONE… we are SURE that “THEY” got your message!!!

  17. Brian says:

    Way to go Easy! I hope you have a Pees Full weekend!

  18. catchatcaren says:

    Easy you are making Mom wish that SHE could go around doing that with everything that PISSES her off!!! BOL!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • That could be difficult, she has to stand the whole time on one leg…Maybe you should help her a little bit? But if, please make a video and post about it….

  19. Two French Bulldogs says:

    Look at it this way, more new places for pee mail
    Benny & Lily

  20. You are sure to get some good answers from the mayor after all that hard work of yours Easy! Have a happy weekend!

  21. cecilia07 says:

    MOL MOL MOL MOL…well this is a first for me…Seeing Peeing!!!
    OH Easy you crack me up…I think maybe you need to learn to walk on 3 legs
    Hugs Madi your impressed BFFF
    PS AND FYI AND TMI…did you know that kitties only pee once a day? Sometimes I leave a clump in my box the size of a dessert plate.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  22. Nice hip action there Easy! And……… you got a might strong and big neck brace/collar there. Wow.
    Your buddy Ranger

  23. LifeOfBun says:

    Man you saved all those thirsty creatures, Easy you rule!

  24. BOL – you could probably put out a big fire, Easy:)

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  25. Hope you got your point across to them now Easy!

  26. Priscilla says:

    Boy, I just can’t do that! I need my own powder room and that makes my mom headache all the time.


  27. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, you are the world’s greatest canine water-cannon!!! You should visit us – look at these pics: http://hampage.hu/kozlekedes/debrecen11/#Nehanyhonappalkesobb

  28. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Excellent. We recently had them pees doveys visiting us. In fact, them visits almost every day! XXXX

  29. Gizmo says:

    Easy your tank is a lot larger than mine…I couldn’t leave half that many tickets…I know your mayor is happy that you’re on patrol especially with that parking violator BOL

    • No problem – you can write short message or shortcuts: poip=pay or I pee. I’m sure our Mayor is glad to have another troublemaker in his Kraal… oh, I mean: vigilant citizen :o)

  30. onebluedog says:

    Where do you keep it all, Easy?!? I bet you were awfully thirsty after such a walk! Maybe if your dad takes water along, you can patrol even more?

    PS – Nice collar!

  31. Stewey says:

    Hi Easy,
    I’m new to your blog – my name is Stewey!
    This was BOL funny – especially the parking violator πŸ™‚

  32. Nylabluesmum says:

    MOL PeePee Patrol waz a sucksess!!! You shure showed da werld yer feelinz n a creeative way!! Mum waz laffin so hard about da censored pix….she said you shure don’t get much reespeckt!!
    hope you had a bery guud rest afterwardz n have a l-o-n-d drink of cool water ok?? Gotta keep da ‘tank’ full in ready to go, MOL/BOL!!!
    Lub ya Nylablue n her Mum xo

  33. LifeOfBun says:

    Easy can you tell your mom she needs to do my tag please??

  34. catfromhell says:

    Easy, yous is so funny! My hairy slobbery sisters loves to sniffs all the pee-mail the other dogs leave on their walks! And then they leaves their signatures too!

    • Me too – some doggies here write serial novels! My staff is always impatient – but how to real a thrilling novel, when you miss a part? That’s like to remove the last page of a book — tststs humans…

  35. Sagira says:

    That will show them who is boss πŸ™‚

  36. bbwwaahahahaha…you woofies have all the fun Easy! Wish I could do that sometimes! Very very fun pee patrol…

  37. hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i think owr nayborhud cud yooze a pee patrol too maybe i wil see if dada wil help me organize wun!!! ok bye

  38. I hope your piggy bank is full now because it sure looked like hard work!

  39. Dalton says:

    Wow you do work hard!!

  40. ScottieMom says:

    LOL! With all those pee stops, it’s no wonder you were exhausted! Hope you had a relaxing weekend to recover. Much love, The Scottie Mom.

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