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PEE PATROL FRIDAY
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Today the street-guys came back and they start to rip my street again. I have no clue why, first I thought they came for preparing the new street – but NOPE.
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I decided to make a complaint to the Mayor, who lives in a house named MAIRIE with flags in front. But first I had to get an overview about the whole disaster and I wrote some tickets to name and shame the bipeds and for raising my piggy bank.
I started my patrol and signed and ticketed all defects – that’s also good in case my staff would forget the way back to my crib. Are you ready for PEE PATROL? All tanks well filled? OK, let’s go:
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Posted by easyweimaraner on May 31, 2013 in animals, Braque de Weimar, chien, dogs, Family, pets, weimaraner, weimaraners, writing and tagged Animal, Braque de Weimar, Dog, dogs, Easy Rider, pet, pets, Weimaraner.
About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
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Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
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After all that writing you need a nap and a full bowl of more fuel. I like your style Easy, nice high leg hike. Your peemanship is superb.
Blessings,
Goose
Thanks pal :o) Do you remember as we had to learn the 3:1 leg-position? Oh what a hard way, plastered with a lot embarrassing moments :o)
Happy Pee Patrol Friday to you. Golden Woofs, Sugar
Thanks sugar – I hope it brings some golden pieces to me too :o)
Easy, so happy you wrote your tickets…especially that parking violator! The nerve! I think you need to run for Mayor so you can properly handle things! Your Pee Patrol is the best ever!!!! We adore you!!!!
Good idea Max, we need a new Mayor in july – hope I haven’t to drive this car, because it’s “signed” now :o)
Yikes Easy your like an ever ending pump..BOL.hope you bagged that Poo and left it on the Mayors doorstep 🙂 xx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Sadly not – it wasn’t “mailable” – but next time we will take a bucket with us :o)
Easy nobody tells a pee patrol tale (tail?) like you do! I’d say you’ve officially left your petition of disapproval ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over your town! Let’s hope they get that darned road fixed up SOON. All those pebbles to walk on instead of nice smooth pavement is BAD for the paws!
Happy Pee Pee Friday!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
It’s really very dangerous here, Sammy. We had still one accident as my neighbor tumbled and hurted his head. Mom is afraid the pebbles could smash our windows, they are flying around from the cars like missiles. Think I need a new ticket pad…
Sweet Easy how do you find time to rest? You sure hold down a lot of jobs….water plants, give out tickets, deliver the mail and complaints just to mention a few. Is the pay good? Hugs and nose kisses
I hope they will pay her tickets – because I have no jail and in my old Kennel I can put max. two bipeds… no job is perfect…
Hope those violators all pay their fines – that’ll make up for your pocketmoney being raided.
I hope so – I have no jail and my old kennel is to small for the whole village… maybe I should share the prey with the Mayor (if HE has a brig)
Oh Easy, I snorted so hard reading this that dad had to come in here and check on me in my room. We absolutely LOVE your parking tickets my friend. That is freaking hilarious! I’m *almost* ready to go outside in nature and when I do I am so taking notes from you! XOXO – Bacon
Don’t forget to write tickets – so you have fun and some pocket wonga – two for one :o)
snorts – will do!! XOXO – Bacon
I’m laughing thinking of Mom following the two of you around taking pictures of you ticketing everything!! A fabulous Friday to all of you!
janet
It was exhausting for mom too – she felt like a roving reporter :o)
LOL pee free Sir Easy 🙂
I will try to to my best, wish I had an additional tank :o)
There are so many violations here that I’ve given up.
You could get rich…. maybe you can buy a “copee”-machine – for easy working?
OMGoodness, E. Once again you have outdone yourself. I don’t think I have had that much in a week. I hope your neighborhood invaders and everybody else got the message!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I hope so cupcake – and my piggybank too. But it was a hard work – I feel “empty” now :o)
Everyone needs a job. Pee Patrol is important. Some people think only males lift their leg, but Diva is one of those females that likes to do that. She is a show-off like her name indicates. What can I say? You have your work cut out for you with the human lottery draw you made. They need a lot of watching………oops (Lol) Have a fabulous Friday!
I saw such girls – I was confused about :o) It lasted months for the perfect leg-lifting – I was a late bloomer even for the scratching after the “job” (there was always a leg overmuch)
ahhhh it is all so complex. I am glad you have the savvy to keep us informed about the just of it. :O)
Blimey Easy glad that tank of yours was well full with all that mail you had to leave and the petition and tickets too. LOL friend as usual you crack us up. I think I’ll pop outside now and leave some hate mail for the squirrels. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
Oh boy! And I wasted all my ink for the tickets…. can we wait till tomorrow – then I would be the mailman too :o)
Easy… you have some MAJOR Pee Shooter messages there buddy. WE envy your … TANK CAPACITY.. WELL DONE… we are SURE that “THEY” got your message!!!
I think I have a longer range than our car :o) Hope they all will pay till christmas :o)
Way to go Easy! I hope you have a Pees Full weekend!
hahahaha Thanks Brian – may it be PEES ful for all of us :o)
Easy you are making Mom wish that SHE could go around doing that with everything that PISSES her off!!! BOL!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
That could be difficult, she has to stand the whole time on one leg…Maybe you should help her a little bit? But if, please make a video and post about it….
Look at it this way, more new places for pee mail
Benny & Lily
Think I should open my own mail office now :o)
You are sure to get some good answers from the mayor after all that hard work of yours Easy! Have a happy weekend!
I’m sure I will get an answer – and always a bowl with fresh water for the pit-stop :o)
MOL MOL MOL MOL…well this is a first for me…Seeing Peeing!!!
OH Easy you crack me up…I think maybe you need to learn to walk on 3 legs
Hugs Madi your impressed BFFF
PS AND FYI AND TMI…did you know that kitties only pee once a day? Sometimes I leave a clump in my box the size of a dessert plate.
Hugs Madi your BFFF
Really? I had no clue … but with once a day to write tickets could be difficult :o)
Nice hip action there Easy! And……… you got a might strong and big neck brace/collar there. Wow.
Wags,
Your buddy Ranger
Thanks Ranger :o) It’s a collar for dogs whose humans are pulling always on the leash – for sparing the neck and the larynx (of the dog) :o)
Man you saved all those thirsty creatures, Easy you rule!
I’ll bet I will get an award from “greenpees” now :o)
Hahaaaa 😀 lol!!
BOL – you could probably put out a big fire, Easy:)
Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh great I could be the one-dog-fire-fighter-company here in my village – thanks!
Hope you got your point across to them now Easy!
I hope so – and my piggy bank too hahaha
Boy, I just can’t do that! I need my own powder room and that makes my mom headache all the time.
~Eva
Ok, you are a girl and a Princess – but some girls can do it too – just try it – it’s cool to lift a leg in the air :o)
OMG, Easy, you are the world’s greatest canine water-cannon!!! You should visit us – look at these pics: http://hampage.hu/kozlekedes/debrecen11/#Nehanyhonappalkesobb
I will buy som backpack-tanks and come over… and I buy a new ticket-pad … or two?
A thousand!!
ok – then I need a “co-pee”-machine too :o)
I think all doggies from Blogville should co-pee!
… hope no one will land in the dog house then because of the co-pee rights :o)
In Hungarian, there is a saying that “many gooses defeat a pig” – I think it sound fabulously in English…
In a similar vein, many dogs could defeat Hungarian humans’ stupidity, untidiness and apathy – perhaps even our prime minister. Look at his moral: http://subba.blog.hu/2013/05/31/orban_a_csucson_904
hahaha- great! But I’m afraid at this front I have to be busy here too :o)
Excellent. We recently had them pees doveys visiting us. In fact, them visits almost every day! XXXX
pees doveys? Oh than they bomb my back yard with pees-pieces – good to know!
We has them pees doveys in newest movie!
Easy your tank is a lot larger than mine…I couldn’t leave half that many tickets…I know your mayor is happy that you’re on patrol especially with that parking violator BOL
No problem – you can write short message or shortcuts: poip=pay or I pee. I’m sure our Mayor is glad to have another troublemaker in his Kraal… oh, I mean: vigilant citizen :o)
Where do you keep it all, Easy?!? I bet you were awfully thirsty after such a walk! Maybe if your dad takes water along, you can patrol even more?
PS – Nice collar!
Thanks :o) Imagine I would live in Venice – that would be cool :o)
Hi Easy,
I’m new to your blog – my name is Stewey!
This was BOL funny – especially the parking violator 🙂
Stewey
Hi Stewey I saw your cool dino-sweater – wow! I want one too!
MOL PeePee Patrol waz a sucksess!!! You shure showed da werld yer feelinz n a creeative way!! Mum waz laffin so hard about da censored pix….she said you shure don’t get much reespeckt!!
hope you had a bery guud rest afterwardz n have a l-o-n-d drink of cool water ok?? Gotta keep da ‘tank’ full in ready to go, MOL/BOL!!!
Lub ya Nylablue n her Mum xo
hahaha – it was really a tank’ful(l) day :o)
MOL/BOL/LOL me n Mum had a guud laff over dat commint Easy!!! Keep up da GUUD werk! 😉
Lub Nylablue xo
Easy can you tell your mom she needs to do my tag please??
I told her – she is excited to find some good scents :o)
Easy, yous is so funny! My hairy slobbery sisters loves to sniffs all the pee-mail the other dogs leave on their walks! And then they leaves their signatures too!
Kisses
Nellie
Me too – some doggies here write serial novels! My staff is always impatient – but how to real a thrilling novel, when you miss a part? That’s like to remove the last page of a book — tststs humans…
That will show them who is boss 🙂
Yes! I’m sure I will be the next Mayor of my village :o)
bbwwaahahahaha…you woofies have all the fun Easy! Wish I could do that sometimes! Very very fun pee patrol…
I hope you will not do it in Casa Savannah :o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog hay i think owr nayborhud cud yooze a pee patrol too maybe i wil see if dada wil help me organize wun!!! ok bye
Make sure you have enough tickets and a large water bottle would be good too for some pit stops :o)
I hope your piggy bank is full now because it sure looked like hard work!
Purrs
I hope so, Texas – think they all are deep impressed about my tickets :o) Maybe I should buy another piggy bank – just in case …
Wow you do work hard!!
It was really a hard job – but otherwise it’s good for my piggy bank :o)
LOL! With all those pee stops, it’s no wonder you were exhausted! Hope you had a relaxing weekend to recover. Much love, The Scottie Mom.
Thanks :o) the weekend was as easy as me. I feel sorry for the other humans who have to wait on all my pee stops till their doggies read my messages :o)