Based on the overdemand last week how to be invisible I decided to share one of the greatest secrets with you.
That’s easy folks, you have to use a MAGIC HOOD
How to get such a thingy. You can’t buy it at amazon or eBay or in a trashure store. Magic hoods aren’t for sale. But I can tell you the secret, how you can get one.
First make sure, that you will keep the secret with a collective: Shhhhhhh….
Ok, that’s enought, let’s start now…
I found a book in the attic room of my crib with the name “The Nip-e-lungen”, a tribe of feral cats, who lived on the Rhine River.
The chief of this tribe, named The Sick Fred, wrote this book about his adventures and between unimportant and trivial things as “how to get rich&famous”, “how to get bullet-proof” “how to get killed by a wife” and “how to pamper a dragon” I found a chapter “how to get invisibe via magic hood of a dwarf”.
I made a tutorial with a step-by-step instruction, how you can get the magic hood from a dwarf so you can read an watch what you have to do:
You need: a butterfly net, a bullion and patience – I know that’s hard to be patiently , but no cross – no crown..
Take one of your bullions, you have laying around in your crib. Use a large one, approx. 10 inches large, because dwarfs are myopic. Place the bullion somewhere in your back yard, a meadow or a forest.
Take the butterfly net and hide yourself. Be quiet! Don’t bark, howl or fart while waiting.
After some years days minutes, the dwarf who lives in souterrain of slice earth will smell your gold bullion. No dwarf can resist the smell of gold, that’s why they are related with humans…
When the dwarf will try to snatch the bullion, catch him with your butterfly net.
Now it’s payday for you. The dwarf offers you now his complete capital investements, but you have to be strong and only demand his magic hood. Also you have to be patient now too, because the parley can take some months minutes. At last the dwarf will agree, of course, his position is not the best…
Take the magic hood, then remove the butterfly net and let him go. Please act correctly in this order, because dwarfs aren’t as honorable as exempli gratia a Weimaraner. They can lie faster than a racing horse can run and they always try to cheat.
Wait till the dwarf buzzed off.
Now take the magic hood and place it on your head.
I’ll bet you can’t see me…Ha! Invisible! Plan succeeded.
The small blemish that you are invisible and the cap is visible you can conceal with a nice flower decoration – no one will notice a floating flower bunch or place a bag of cottonballs on your magic hood, then it looks like a cloud.
…and don’t forget to remove the bullion, it’s not nice to dump metallic waste in nature…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. Glad you explained at the end. I was rather worried about the floating hood. Maybe disguising it as a balloon could work well, although you’d have lots of kids bumping into you whilst trying to grab it. Now, if you could simply lend me the bullion, I’ll be off to try your remedy.

  2. Pawsome Easy. I am gonna go off and try that right now before I go and hunt some squirrels. Happy days they will never know what deaded them. Have a marvellous magic Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. Well, I’m so happy you told us how to become invisible because I’ve been trying and trying and without knowing the proper method, I’ve failed. Mom finds me no matter where I hide. I’m not sure we have any bullion but Mom’s got a lot of stuff in her jewelry box that’s the right color – I’ll drag some of that outside, hide behind a bush and wait for a dwarf. Wow – this is exciting! I can’t WAIT to get my magic hood! I’m gonna disguise my hood like a butterfly – we see them floating around the yard all the time – I’ll blend right in! Thanks a bunch for the info Easy……you’re a REAL pal…..

    Kitty Hugs, Sam

    • Great idea, but don’t forget to remove the dwarf-bait or your mom could be angry when you leave things around…
      A butterfly is a good idea… hope no one will catch you with the butterfly net then :o)

  4. Gizmo says:

    Very good plan Easy..if iz invisibled i can sneak up on sqwirrels real gud and snag dere furry butts…can you tell me where to find da bullyons? momz sez we don’t haz any Have a super Monday!

  5. Oh what power the gift to gee us,
    When others are not able to see us.

    Ralph Waldo SomethingOrOther

  6. Madi and Mom says:

    Now we see how you got your name…you make everything look very easy but we know it is your magical skills!! Looking handsome today too
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

    • Thanks Madi, that’s a very nice interpretation… the most people must laugh when I say my name… I’m not sure if my breeder knew what she did as she gave me this name…

  7. Chancy and his cats says:

    Oh, sweet Easy thank you for these step-by-step instructions. Mumsy is hoping she can draw a dwarf to our place. She wants to be invisible most of the time. It would come in handy for me too so I can chase cats and critters unseen. Hugs and nose kisses Chancy

  8. Now I know what to do with all the gold I have laying around.
    “how to get killed by a wife” – Easy, just leave the wet towel on the bed every single day for a week and on day 8 you’ll be a goner.

    • That’s what I say, even the greatest trash like useless gold can be a treasure sometimes :o) … I know a shorter way how to get killed by a wife: eat cookies in bed :o)

  9. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…OMD dis was da most brilliant thing I has learned in furevers! But, what does I do if I has no buillion since my mum don’t cook! OMD, I knew I wouldn’t has all da supplies!!!!!!


  10. Bert says:

    You know, I just thought you were pullin the wool over my eyes, but then when you actually dissappeared in the last picture I was truely amazed. Easy…you rock.


    • Thanks bert :o) You should try it too… imagine all this things you can do with this hood…. and it would look great, if only a hood would be visible over your bathtub :o)

  11. Wow Easy, you made catching that dwarf look… easy! lol… You know I heard they are actually making some fancy technology stuff that is supposed to make you invisible. I like your method better though!

  12. Frankie Furter and Ernie says:

    OMD OMD It WORKED The Magic HOOD WORKED… Now Where did you get your gold Bullion??? Would a nice shiny Penny work?
    THIS is truly AMAZING and Exciting… YOU are INVISIBLE!!! We couldn’t even see a Whisker. It looked like the magic hood was just Floating in AIR… WOW Easy. THIS would make a super PAWTY Trick. THANKS buddy fur the GRRRREAT SHOW and all the instructions.

  13. Wow. I’m speechless. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

  14. finnhoward says:

    Wait. No farting while waiting? Dunno if I can hold out! Hmmmm….but I see this whole process worked, so I may have to do it! BOL!

  15. Goose says:

    Look out un-ruley tree rats I am about to become invisable. haha. Your days are numbered. From out of nowhere I will swoop in and all you will see is a fluffy cloud coming to take you away.. Thanks Easy for this great tip and instructions.

    • Good luck, but be careful when you climb on trees….it’s just the hood the wings aren’t included hahahaha please send me such a tree rat, I never saw one here :o)

  16. PigLove says:

    How innovative!! I am so going to have to remember this in the future! XOXO – Bacon

  17. Kyla says:

    I tried it but no dwarves. I only caught garden gnomes and they don’t have magic hoods.

  18. catchatcaren says:

    It WORKED!! You are totally invisible!!!! I want a magic hood! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

    • …. yeah sure, it works great! Take one of the bullions and win a magic hood – it’s easy :o) btw: yesterday we saw an interview with dads rival Rod: he said he has the world greatest model railroad… dad got a laughing fit, mom lost her complete facial features… and I’m not sure if it would be great to share my crib with a singing railroader…

  19. Will and Eko says:

    Eko always seems to make himself invisible when I find the trash knocked over. Wonder if those two things are connected…

  20. Yikes, where did you go..I need me a dwarf 🙂 I’ll nick the neighbors..Bawahhawaa xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  21. Misaki says:

    I need to try this! Just have to find a bar of gold…

  22. Brian says:

    That whole “don’t fart” thing messed it up for me!

  23. kolytyi says:

    Oh, Easy, this is MAGIC!!!! You are the greatest W(eim)izard of all times! Could you reveal the secret of How to get a bullion? The problem is that if I were invisible I could rob the National Bank but to this end, I should be invisible first. Circulus vitiosus!

    • … that’s a problem…maybe you will find a bullion on the bank of the Danube too?… or you can use a buillon, try it at noon, then the dwarf could be hungry :o)

  24. astanya says:

    That is bwilliant!!! now I just have to find out whewe we hide all ouw boo lion..you wewe totally invisibull Fantastic!!!
    smoochie kisses
    pee ess tell yoow Mommi to cum visit Boo da Pest again, hehehe

    • I’m sure you will find such a thingy. Then you have only to catch the dwarf and the magic hood is yours :o) Wish we had the time to visit Boo da Pest again, specially the wonderful Margaret Island:o)

  25. That is very miraculous. I wish Mom would go shopping for some bullion and a butterfly net. Then maybe I could be invisible at bath time.

    Love and licks,

  26. Wow, that is just fantastic, Easy. Now you wouldn’t happen to have four extra bullions lying around in your crib, would you? We don’t seem to be able to put our paws on any around here. BOL

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

    • You need only one, you can catch as much as you want with one bullion… or maybe you can use the hood alternately and if it’s an expansible hood, maybe you can use it together?.. please send me a picture all together under the hood … oh no, I forgot you are invisible then…

  27. that sounds like quite the interesting book! Who’d of thought feral cats had such brains! As for catching the mythical gnome, itreminds me of a little movie called gnomeo and Juliet!

  28. Zena says:

    And the great thing is that we’ll be invisible to the peeps around us but we’ll be able to use our amazing sense of smell to know each other 🙂

    • That’s true, Princess…maybe that’s the reason why humans haven’t a magic hood? they would knock down each other if they were invisible… could be funny, how sad that we couldn’t see the disaster :o)

  29. chicamom85 says:

    OMD that is so exciting. I am looking for my butterfly net and trying to figure out how to get my paws on some gold bullion. I will check back and read the instructions carefully and let you know.

    Loveys Sasha

  30. Hmmm we use our butterfly net to catch those wayward bats that find their way in to the house 😉

  31. That is the funniest and best Monday Magic yet!

  32. dogloverofmax@gmail.com says:

    Easy we think lots of mini humans would love to read about this magical story! I am gonna have Ma tell my bestest mini human buddy the story and show him the photos on Ma’s ipad next time we see Ma’s great nephew! He’s gonna love this and then he can help me with the bullion too cuz ya know Ma gots zero, nada, zilch in the way of bullions…not even soup golden bullions!!! Do you see the challenges I must face living here with Ma?!! But secretly kinda glad she doesn’t have the golden soup bullions or she might kill us all tryin’ to cook…gosh, if she cooks I’ll need a magic hat for SURE!!! Have a beautiful today!!!

    • …maybe the little human can help you to catch a dwarf? They have always great ideas, because they have a lot of imagination… maybe you can find such a golden thingy on your walk? … or you can use a gold fish too … I saw some in a pond :o)

  33. Oh wow! This is impressive! Does we have to use real gold though?
    Also, in some gardens, dwarves are visible in the open. Can we try to get their magic hoods?

    • Of course :o) I’m not sure for the dwarfs in public… they can be faked… I would look under their feed for the trademark before I would ask them for the magic hood :o)

  34. Penelope says:

    Me has gots to gets me one of those!! We has Sasquatches and Brownies, but mes never seen any dwarves over here. Does yous knows if any of them has emigrated to Canada?

    • I’m sure they are in Canada too, they are everywhere :o) They had tickets for the Bluenose (first class)… maybe you can ask the bears in your area for the dwarfs?

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