So now we have Friday and my paw isn’t really better. That sucks! They weave a plot against me and decided to drag me to the vet again. That sucks much more!
I have only short promenades on the street – and honestly, where should I place my contact mines now? On the median strip of the “highway” – presumed, we had such a thingy? In public? In plain view?
So I pinched my ass cheeks together like a scrap press and walked bowlegged back to my crib. Because I’m a smartass. I know for sure, if I have placed my contact mine then they drag me back home. But not with me! I try to stretch my currently pitiful walks to ad infinitum  even if I have a thunderstorm in my plumbing.
At home I could use my back yard… but NO WAY!
First I have to whip the staff to go out and in with me for approx. 683 times before I’m searching for a quiet place in my back yard.
It sucks if you are excessively restrained  in your mobility for centuries days. What can I do if I have problems with my undercarriage  ? AHHH! Hear, Hear! I can bark! And that’s what I will do to all eternity or at least for today: B.A.R.K.I.N.G.



About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

61 responses »

  1. Goose says:

    Woof Woof Woof. Easy I was a singing/barking right a long with you. I loved it so much I made my MOM play your video several times. Woof woof woof woof. It was like you were right here with me. I think I almost licked the computer screen off trying to get to you. Still sending my healing prayers and thoughts your way brother. And in the next day or two I will show everyone what I got in the mail yesterday. You could of knocked me over with a feather I was so surprised! You are the very best Easy.

  2. Litchi’s just like you Easy. Refuses to go in the yard. Must be taken for a walk. Presumably it’s just because you are both clean, dignified dogs who have no intention of polluting your own gardens 😀
    I so hope your paw heals quickly now. Let’s hope the vet can do something to make you feel much better.

    • I’m afraid he will remove my nail. But at the end that’s better than this pains. I don’t like it to use my yard. It’s annoying if you will step on a contact mine as the first thing in the morning ;o)

  3. saymber says:

    Aw sweety – I don’t think I’ve heard your voice before and you sound disgruntled lol. You poor thing with the foot and vet stuff — even as a human I don’t like going to the vet office…too many good friends lost there! Sigh. Well be a good boy and let your ma and pa take care of you so you can get back to your chewing addiction!

    • Mom thinks the same thing about the vet office. She said that’s the reason why dogs are going crazy there or they are scared, because they can smell or feel it. But by now we are pleased with our vet, because he rescued Frosty, the Husky against all odds with an hazardous surgery. I hope he can heal my paw too ;o)

  4. I only poop in my own yard..BOL ( just to let you know, I played the video , Mollie is chasing round the house, like a dumb Blonde, looking for you..so funny ) I’m gonna keep that for a laugh 🙂 xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

    • It’s dangerous if your own yard is a minefield, either you need a gap marker or a mine sweeper – just ask your pawrents ;o) I was barking too as I heard my own barking – I’m afraid I’m a case for Oprah or for a REHAB ;o)

  5. Woof! Woof! Totally understand not able to do the USUAL Dog thing. Sending Lots of Godlen Healing Thoughts to your PAW. Hope you find something FUN to do indoors … i’m sure you will. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  6. Kyla says:

    Unlike some other recent videos that I couldn’t see “in my country” because of copyright restrictions, I could enjoy yours. I agree with everything you said in the video.

  7. cecilia07 says:

    OMDs Easy
    Over here on my side of the pond we call that degree of BOL, ‘telling the news, and waking the dead!
    WTG letting them know your try feelings
    Kitty kisses to your sweet paw. It is hardto heal when you have to walk on it too
    Madi your bfff

  8. catchatcaren says:

    OMD Easy!!!! You were TALKING at the end of the video!! What a DEEP and manly bark you have! Oh boy you were upset and I don’t blame you! I am sorry to hear that your paw isn’t any better, if you did go to the vet, that is very important!
    Can’t believe Dakota didn’t bark when I played the video. He barks at BUTTER SPRAY but not at another dog barking. Maybe he realized it was YOU???
    Please feel better Easy! We are worried about you!
    Barks and licks and love, Dakota and “Mom”

    • Maybe Dakota is a dog who can set priorities – I would bark for butter spray too – specially if it would help me to get such a fine thingy. As we asked for a “cooking spray” they offered a oven cleaner spray… and the name of this darned thingy was: EASY-OFF – that’s scandalous, if you ask me. I have a vet appointment for thursday, if the paw isn’t better, he will remove the nail – yiiikes ;o)

  9. owyheestar says:

    No easy-street for you,…………..beyond a bummer. Gotta fix the paw soon! This is not good for stage-presence either. What the ………….is going on here? You gotta get better soon……

    • Seems that I’m a walking disaster area. We have next vet appointment on thursday, p.r.n. he will remove my nail – that’s the second time – maybe we’ll get a bulk discount?

      • owyheestar says:

        Tell him you need a maker’s rebate on recyclable materials. Good grief………this seems a bit over the top to me. What do I know??? You take care of yourself. Anyhow, ask the Vet to give you a demo on his own paw. Maybe he could think of something else. Eke It hurts just thinking about nail removal.

      • That’s true nail removal is a mean thing. why this nails are breaking always on the worst place… Maybe the vet can cut the sharp edges and we can wait till the nail will grow back, without this removal procedere… mom hopes.. and me too ;o)

      • owyheestar says:

        Does the udder cream help the nails not be so brittle? I hope you can avoid this procedure. IMO the less done the better, but OMG.

      • We try to use it before we take a walk – otherwise I would remove it immediately. I agree and I hope the vet would agree too.

  10. Oh dear Easy it sounds like torture. We hope your paw heals quickly and you get back to normal walkies included. Take care and rest up. Have a fabulous barking Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  11. rottrover says:

    We’re hoping your vet-person can fix you up, Easy. BTW, I love your voice. I sat up and listened to EVERY word you spoke. You’re SO eloquent!


    • I hope it too – it’s so boring to stay at home while so much interesting things will happen outside. I’ll bet you would understand my video message … don’t tell it to the humans – it’s a secret ;o)

  12. You tell ’em, E. Nobody could argue with that barking. You have said it all. And I agree. Your paw will be better before you know it. Mom and I will bark some prayers for you.

    Love and licks,

  13. Clowie says:

    Woof, woof, woof!
    I hope your paw is better soon!

  14. That’s it Easy you tell them!
    It almost sounds like you’re barking out Eye of the Tiger:-)

  15. kolytyi says:

    Easy, your voice is beautiful! What a baritone!!!
    I think your vet’s office might need further decoration besides the two yellow rivers – what about some brown mounds?

  16. Shiva & Jaya says:

    We think you woof a little bit dangerously…

  17. Will and Eko says:

    Oh man, that is one powerful bark. Hopefully the vet can get you patched up ASAP!

  18. Bosun Dawg says:

    What a big booming bark you have! I’m sorry getting well is so slow.

  19. Gizmo says:

    Lucky fur my Momz Iz not too picky about where I leave my deposits…Though I usually pick the place that embarrasses her the most…like the neighbor’s yard when he’s standing there watching me BOL! I luvs to embarrass Momz:D I was sitting here peacefully gnawing on my bully braid when Momz played your secret message to all dawgs…don’t worry Easy I gotz the message and will be at the secret rendezvous place at da appointed time…No worries pal we’ll get you out of there…Hope your footz starts feeling better soon pal

    • I’m glad you got my message ;o) Most I place my mines on special places too, even at the top of a shrub ;o) I have a vet appointment for thursday – hope he can help me ;o)

  20. Sammy says:

    Poor Easy…….that paw injury is really keeping you from having fun isn’t it! Hopefully the vet had some ideas on how to get that thing to begin healing?? Drugs?? That motorized wheelchair I suggested?? I’m hoping like ALL of your friends that you get better soon…….the “where do I deposit my contact mines?” problem is a BIG one!

    Kitty hugs, Sammy

    • I’m afraid the vet has only ideas which are uncomfy or scary – he must have an awfully Bad Idea Catalog ;o)
      But maybe he has some drugs too – even such one which can make me rich and famous as sideeffect?

  21. Brian says:

    Actually you said it quite nicely Easy! I sure hope your normal paw power returns soon.

  22. Wow, your barking is strong and very DOGLY! It made Mika come to have a look too!


  23. rebecca2000 says:

    Loved the video. You have some strong feelings huh doggy.

  24. Howdy Easy, we popped over from Goose’s place to say howdy! Sorry about your foot mate. We’ll keep paws crossed it gets better real soon. Our sissy’s dog Jinx, lost a toe in a farm accident but she is the fastest runner ever! Take care mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  25. rumpydog says:

    I enjoyed and barked along in solidarity!

  26. Dalton says:

    Sorry to hear you are still not better pal, but well done for putting the help through it with you!

  27. mighty powerful bark :-0

  28. tylersat99 says:

    Easy, I’m so sorry you came down the steps wrong and tore you little toenail. That really hurts bad and it doesn’t sound like you are feeling much better. Maybe a vet trip will somehow make it quit hurting. Feet you foot well soon 😦

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