Today I did something what I haven’t done since I was a baby. I think you’ll guess what happened…
RIGHT. It was the thingy with the “Yellow River” who can change into the “River Of No Return” if you have pawrents without a sense for humor piggishness (VBP).
But it wasn’t my fault – the broacher was my dad. WHY? Let me explain:
Some men have no clue why we have a toilet SEAT and they are doing her do as in the neander valley(VBP) or as being outdoor and do it on a tree. We have such a specimen (VBP) here in my crib. He payed only for a standing ticket even though he knows that he will awake the ALPHADOG inside me who has to mark his territory.
He came out of the bathroom where I was waiting to dignorate him and the wall. ZAP! Plan succeeded.
First my mom laughted as she saw the the pee on dads shoes. Now he is wearing PEE-P-TOES (VBP) ;o) Later she noticed that the Yellow River was running down the stairs and that I left a pee-mark on the wall too.
Now she wasn’t laughing anymore, she called me a pig and a douchebag (VBP) – that could be true , in french “douche” means a shower …
It’s hard to be a man and it’s even harder if you are the Alphadog in your crib and another male tried to get the Crib-Domination (VBP). I think it’s time now to neuter one – and that’s most certainly NOT ME – I’m a certificated (VBP)stud dog…

btw: Song was chosen randomly – of course ;o)
btw/btw: the drummer could be the one from the Muppet-Band BOL

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

52 responses »

  1. Bwwaaahahahaha…you kill me Easy! A yellow river….must be like yellow snow…don’t touch it! Bet Dad was surprised!! Have an Easy type weekend! Great VBP by the way, high pawns, Savvy

  2. Bert says:

    Eeewwww you is in BIG trouble Easy….big trouble.

  3. Bawwahhaaawaaaa love it, tear’z rolling.. When ya getting ya Dad booked in then..BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. Madi and Mom says:

    EASY Mom and I are LOLing and MOLing so hard…OMDs Buddy have cracked us up this am…we are laughing w you not at you cause we all know since you can’t talk you had to get your message across…
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  5. Oh Easy, you naughty boy you. What were you thinking 😀
    Love the pee-p toes – very funny indeed. Great vocab builders. Just make them up as you go along, why not 😀 😀

    • Thanks :o) I think that was really the “call of the nature”. Either one of us had to wear pampers now or one has to take a seat… if not we have a rising DIY-project – painting the walls ;o)

  6. kolytyi says:

    I’m afraid SOMEBODY will face a bootcamp sentence …

  7. Clowie says:

    I think you’d better watch out, Easy – your dad might want revenge!

  8. rebecca2000 says:

    Easy, don’t you know to do that someplace like the kitchen?

  9. I don’t see the problem, here, E. Yes, there is the yellow river, pee on the shoe, and the mark of filth on the wall, but your FACE! All will be immediately forgiven with that face. You are the master of the sorry face (whether you’re sorry or not!).

    Love and licks,

  10. Oh, you Alpha males with your waggly tails.

  11. Poor sweet Easy, you just can’t fight the nature of things can you 🙂

  12. Gizmo says:

    Wow that was quite a trick Easy…I can only imagine what mischief you and Goose are gonna get up to at the Ball mua ha ha

  13. Brian says:

    Hmmmmmm, I’m speechless, andmthat doesn’t happen too often!

  14. Keep on peeing!!
    Here’s the drummer.

  15. Easy you just crack us up. Only room for one stud in the house and we know who that is? Knackers yard for the old man then? Go forth and mark you territory pal! Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  16. Kyla says:

    The solution is (pun intended) Easy. In Chinese, yellow river is Hwang Ho. They’ll never remember that the song “wang chun tonight” wasn’t played before you did it. Since you don’t speak Chinese well, you thought you heard “Everybody Hwang Ho tonight” and you did.

  17. Zena says:

    Easy, be afraid, be very afraid…… watch out if your Dad has any sharp implements or a couple of rocks or even wire or string……. hopefully you have already trained him so he will not seek revenge, but if you haven’t…… maybe you need to hire a bodyguard – Raffles is available 😀

  18. Shiva & Jaya says:

    Hullo! Pees on Purrth for always, not only on Christmousies Day!

    We answered your question for Question Time.

  19. Ann Paws says:

    LOL! Oh my dog that’s so funny… love your VBP word “douchebag”…

  20. LifeOfBun says:

    HAHA awww Easy nooo xD on the shoes and the wall!

  21. Love how you gave the wall a good wash, I’m sure it needed it BOL

  22. Oh easy, your ma just has to understand, that your a stud dog, and sometimes being such a man of high importance you can simply do what you want! XD

  23. Easy this is by far my favourite post of yours hilarious xx

  24. onebluedog says:

    Pee-p-toes…hehehehehhehehehe 😀

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