IT’S A MEN’S WORLD
Today I did something what I haven’t done since I was a baby. I think you’ll guess what happened…
RIGHT. It was the thingy with the “Yellow River” who can change into the “River Of No Return” if you have pawrents without a sense for
humor piggishness (VBP).
But it wasn’t my fault – the broacher was my dad. WHY? Let me explain:
Some men have no clue why we have a toilet SEAT and they are doing her do as in the neander valley(VBP) or as being outdoor and do it on a tree. We have such a specimen (VBP) here in my crib. He payed only for a standing ticket even though he knows that he will awake the ALPHADOG inside me who has to mark his territory.
He came out of the bathroom where I was waiting to dignorate him and the wall. ZAP! Plan succeeded.
First my mom laughted as she saw the the pee on dads shoes. Now he is wearing PEE-P-TOES (VBP) ;o) Later she noticed that the Yellow River was running down the stairs and that I left a pee-mark on the wall too.
Now she wasn’t laughing anymore, she called me a pig and a douchebag (VBP) – that could be true , in french “douche” means a shower …
It’s hard to be a man and it’s even harder if you are the Alphadog in your crib and another male tried to get the Crib-Domination (VBP). I think it’s time now to neuter one – and that’s most certainly NOT ME – I’m a certificated (VBP)stud dog…
btw: Song was chosen randomly – of course ;o)
btw/btw: the drummer could be the one from the Muppet-Band BOL
HAVE A ROCKING FRIDAY ALL
Bwwaaahahahaha…you kill me Easy! A yellow river….must be like yellow snow…don’t touch it! Bet Dad was surprised!! Have an Easy type weekend! Great VBP by the way, high pawns, Savvy
Thanks Savannah ;o) actually he is pissed now literally BOL
Eeewwww you is in BIG trouble Easy….big trouble.
haha Bert, not me. Dad! The avalanche of beef landed on him – for being a guy from neander valley ;o)
Bawwahhaaawaaaa love it, tear’z rolling.. When ya getting ya Dad booked in then..BOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
.hmmm. I think I make a secret appointment as a surprise for him…think valentines day could be a good day ;o)
EASY Mom and I are LOLing and MOLing so hard…OMDs Buddy have cracked us up this am…we are laughing w you not at you cause we all know since you can’t talk you had to get your message across…
Hugs Madi your BFFF
haha I must laugh too – specially for dads face. He was staring at me – totally speechles and I hold his gaze and PEEred back on him :o)
Oh Easy, you naughty boy you. What were you thinking 😀
Love the pee-p toes – very funny indeed. Great vocab builders. Just make them up as you go along, why not 😀 😀
Thanks :o) I think that was really the “call of the nature”. Either one of us had to wear pampers now or one has to take a seat… if not we have a rising DIY-project – painting the walls ;o)
I’m afraid SOMEBODY will face a bootcamp sentence …
mabe – but not me. Mom said I’m a victim of my nature – dad was the evildoer…so I think 6 weeks in a bootcamp or a coalmine could be not bad
I think you’d better watch out, Easy – your dad might want revenge!
No worries – have you ever heard that a human has won a pee-contest vs. a dog ;o)
Easy, don’t you know to do that someplace like the kitchen?
hmmm… could be embarrassing, because I’m a floor-surfer too ;o)
I don’t see the problem, here, E. Yes, there is the yellow river, pee on the shoe, and the mark of filth on the wall, but your FACE! All will be immediately forgiven with that face. You are the master of the sorry face (whether you’re sorry or not!).
Love and licks,
I’ve trained this face since 3 years in front of a mirror ;o) I think I’m not bad as the “cherub” ;o)
hahaha and the name of your blog is… but I’m sure Eko wouldn’t do this – he is a good guy ;o)
You and your logic!! Alright, you caught us with one leg up!
Oh, you Alpha males with your waggly tails.
Mom said, the worl would be better with only women in it – I think, that’s a wrong conclusion – I saw the Charm school at MTV!
Poor sweet Easy, you just can’t fight the nature of things can you 🙂
Sadly not – The nature calls and I have to follow ;o) …along the (yellow) river ;o)
Wow that was quite a trick Easy…I can only imagine what mischief you and Goose are gonna get up to at the Ball mua ha ha
Better we leave our paws off from the booze and the cigars… and I’m glad: humans are not allowed at the ball ;o)
Hmmmmmm, I’m speechless, andmthat doesn’t happen too often!
That’s what mom said too – I think dad has to make a decision ;o)
Keep on peeing!!
Here’s the drummer.
I guessed it! They are twins – separated at birth ;o) But the hair of the Animals is colored – isn’t it?
Easy you just crack us up. Only room for one stud in the house and we know who that is? Knackers yard for the old man then? Go forth and mark you territory pal! Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
Absolutely Molly – I think the academic name for this is: natural selection. If my staff has any doubts, they can ask Mr. Darwin – he knows best :o)
The solution is (pun intended) Easy. In Chinese, yellow river is Hwang Ho. They’ll never remember that the song “wang chun tonight” wasn’t played before you did it. Since you don’t speak Chinese well, you thought you heard “Everybody Hwang Ho tonight” and you did.
That’s the reason – you are a very wise Lady, Kyla. So at the end it’s the fault of the staff, because I never got chinese-lessons.
Easy, be afraid, be very afraid…… watch out if your Dad has any sharp implements or a couple of rocks or even wire or string……. hopefully you have already trained him so he will not seek revenge, but if you haven’t…… maybe you need to hire a bodyguard – Raffles is available 😀
…hmmm… good idea – Raffles is hired. But the edge on the stairs is and the left foot of dad my landmark – ok? He can use the stair rail and dads right foot :o)
Hullo! Pees on Purrth for always, not only on Christmousies Day!
We answered your question for Question Time.
Thank you very much – you are wise kitties :o) Now I know the evildoers – the humans ;o) PEEs on Purrth is great!!!
LOL! Oh my dog that’s so funny… love your VBP word “douchebag”…
…if it means a shower in french – it fits to me ;o)
HAHA awww Easy nooo xD on the shoes and the wall!
two for one – that’s not bad :o)
Love how you gave the wall a good wash, I’m sure it needed it BOL
haha – now it’s no more colored like a weimaraner – it’s colored now by a weimaraner ;o)
Oh easy, your ma just has to understand, that your a stud dog, and sometimes being such a man of high importance you can simply do what you want! XD
Of course Kirby that’s true. But I think at last it wasn’t a good idea… mom had a lot to work and couldn’t spent her time with me ;o)
Easy this is by far my favourite post of yours hilarious xx
we should install an easy-live-cam in my crib – could be funny ;o)
Oh now that would be fun 🙂
He looks good in it ;o) the color is great;o)