WORLD CRUISE WEDNESDAY
Who is on world cruise? Me! – Me and Litchi!
I invited Litchi for a short trip with me around the world. First I had to travel with an airplane to south africa – NO! NO PICTURE – I was in a box – and this is too embarrassing for a guy like me! Airline you will hear from my Lawyer!
We took some pictures so you can see what happened:
First Litchi want to see some snow – that’s easy, so we visited the north-pole and later the south-pole. We can tell you the snow on the south-pole is as cold as the snow on the north-pole… Why?If you know the answer, please let me know… and if you want to visit the pole: Polar bears aren’t really communicative…Penguins so much the more…
Then we traveled to Mexico – that was important – we tried to find the mayan-calendar… and believe it or not: we found the calendar for 2013… but…
OOOOPS – it’s broken now – so we will have the next doomsday …
We had to disappear and we decided to visit Egypt now.
With all this sand we had to left our car and used a Desert-Cab to the pyramides:
“There is a broken nose on the floor!”… “Dunno – but it wasn’t me!”
Now we had to cross the ocean with the yellow submarine. They played the whole time songs from the “Beagles” – but the food was delicious! We took the chance to visit the world famous Wreck…
We arrived Paris in the morning and visited the LOUVRE…
WTH are all this pawparazzi doing here?… AAAAAH I know they are here for the “MONA LITCHI”
Now it was time for a small competition:
“CHEATER!” “I’VE WON!”
After all this adventures we need a rest and decided to spend the night at the Elyssee Palace. Tomorrow we will continue our tour – just watch us on Litchi’s blog tomorrow…
Wow Easy that’s some serious traveling…hope you no leave pawprints on that Mayan calendar…wouldn’t want pawlice tracking you down…maybe you can make a stopover here in Florida so we can wag together
Oh Gizmo – how bad I forgot to wear gloves…seems that my pants are on fire now ;o) If you want – I can visit you if I start my tour through the US :o)
“Mona Litchi” hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish you had come to Michigan!
Dad promised me a tour through the US – I’m sure I will visit Michigan – I must see your great lake ;o)
Dad’s credit card is no doubt called Max now! What fun 😀
If I’m back at home – then it’s really funny ;o)
Hope you will visit us too! There are some beautiful white sandy beaches with crystal clear water over here. It’s really warm so you don’t have to wear much either.
I will visit you on my US-tour – can you put the lobster in your freezer for a BBQ?
What does Mollie has to say about this?
Ohhh I forgot that she is other dogs too, so much promiscuity in here.
You travel first class!
It sucks that you couldn’t talk to the bears, they look cute but have an attitude, right?
I think Mollie is happy with her best buddy Ranger ;o) The polar bears are cold as ice – literally – they aren’t nice and cuddly that’s only an advertising gimmick from COKE.
Maybe if you are lucky all her luggage will take a vacation to another destination. That happens sometimes. You go one way and the luggage goes another.
Yeah that’s true – Ive heard about luggage which was lost in spain in june – it arrived in november…so I have always hope ;o)
Hilarious Easy, well done! I love it. Litchi is having the best time EVER!!! She says sorry about all that “hand luggage” but she had to be prepared for anything, especially with you! A girls got to have the right outfits for camel riding, snow running and all the other exploring.
I agree… the whole world in a handbag :o) Maybe the luggage is empty for buying “souvenirs”?
Oh I see, fings going on behind my back. You sneaked in their Litchi ..I hope all that stuff will fit on the hay bailing tractor..( Easy sure new how to travel me in style ) Bet ya end up at the chapel of Elvis..Baawwaahhaaa He’ll soon max that card and youz will be walking home.. BOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
No worrie, Mollie – I have my hoover with me, so we can fly home (if we found a wire which is long enough)
Puppy you travel so well!! Hope humans are invited to the next trip!
hmmm better not – we would need a Nanny too to supervise them ;o)
WTG Easy around the world in record time. I hope you spent some time in the tropics to warm up….
Hugs madi your BFFF
We have a fast car, Madi ;o) Tomorrow we are on the move to warmer areas ;o)
The polar bears aren’t friendly? For some real action, talk to the piranhas in the Amazon.
sadly they died as I hung my smelly feet in the Amazon – please don’t tell it to WWF or PETA
Blimey Easy you two got around. Let us see what else you can break on your world tour? Where next? The suspense!!!!!!! Just don’t come over here and pee in the palace or break Majs’ crown or it will be the Tower for you two. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
haha I hope we will not end up on the Tower Hill…have a great wednesday too ;o)
Penguins are fine, but be careful of the polar bears. Those guys get HUNGRY!!
Love and licks,
I agree, Cupcake…and they have NO sense for humor… maybe their humor has frozen?
That was one heck of a wonderful tour Easy!!!
It was, Brian – maybe you want to come with us with all your sisters next time ;o)
Holy cow, that was an awesome trip! Suddenly the dog park doesn’t seem like such an adventure anymore. Glad you managed to make it back in one piece.
haha wait for part 2 tomorrow :o)
LOL you live the life.
I try to do my best – you live once ;o)
What a time you and Litchi are having! I’m so impressed that you’ve been able to drag all her luggage around with you and haven’t lost any of it yet (notice I said YET). Amazing. As for Part Two – can’t wait to see what you two are up to tomorrow! If you DO decide to do a US tour, you MUST come visit us here in Virginia Easy – – – I probably could get you a guided tour of the White House if you’re interested…..perhaps THE PREZ (not Elvis) could make time for you to swing by and have a snack in the Executive Dining Room???? I hear they make EXCELLENT cheesecake!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I will visit Virginia – of course – think on a bacon-saturday ;o) Maybe we can have a meet and greet with the FIrst Dog too? It’s a Water Poodle like Doggy, isn’t it?
Wow! You know how to show a girl a good time!
Of course – and she deserved it! We had a lot of fun together ;o)
That’s quite a trip!
I was such a fun – I like traveling, specially with a nice girl ;o)
What an exciting trip, Easy! You must be exhausted after all those adventures!
I am, Remy – but tomorrow is friday – TGIF ;o)
WOW! You guys are really world travelers, Kirby still has to make his first step out of our little town!
I’ll bet he would like it to see the whole world :o)
Woof! Woof! WOW! Oh my that’s a very exciting trip. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
It is Sugar, what an adventure ;o)
Hey! What about Oz????
…maybe for part 2 ? I remember, there was something with a Kangaroo on our trip ;o)
That looks like such a great trip! I hope you’ll pass through the UK on your travels:-)
sadly the time was too short… but maybe I will visit the uk in summer – and not only virtual ;o)
OMG, Easy, didn’t freeze your tailmometer at the Souht Pole? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pole#Climate.2C_and_day_and_night
…of course I had 32 icicles on it ;o)
Litchi you’re such a diva!! 😀
haha She is a fabulous Diva (and my mom wants her luggage set ) ;o)
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yup, thank you WP and Apply iPad, I left a comment, never showed up. So sorry Easy, I really do read your bloggy EVERY day…sigh. Anyways, I know you and Lady Litchi have had a glorious tour, if only my Mom and Dad could do same…that would make them so purrleased!! paw pats, Savannah
What wonderful fun you and Litchi had we have not traveled far and have no passport but do enjoy on watching your trip:)
Maybe you want come with us (you need no passport) for our next trip ;o)
Mom says that pile of luggage looks more like my Dads MOL! He always takes too much stuff! Your world cruise was pawsome! APAWS for all the fotografy! Savvy
Thanks – I was a great trip. My dad said he always need a toothbrush, socks and underwear – and than he need a wardrobe trunk ;o)
A very amusing travel(d)ogue!
Thanks – it was a cool trip ;o)