Who is on world cruise? Me! – Me and Litchi!
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I invited Litchi for a short trip with me around the world. First I had to travel with an airplane to south africa – NO! NO PICTURE – I was in a box – and this is too embarrassing for a guy like me! Airline you will hear from my Lawyer!
We took some pictures so you can see what happened:
First Litchi want to see some snow – that’s easy, so we visited the north-pole and later the south-pole. We can tell you the snow on the south-pole is as cold as the snow on the north-pole… Why?If you know the answer, please let me know… and if you want to visit the  pole: Polar bears aren’t really communicative…Penguins so much the more…
Then we traveled to Mexico – that was important – we tried to find the mayan-calendar… and believe it or not: we found the calendar for 2013… but…
OOOOPS – it’s broken now – so we will have the next doomsday …
We had to disappear and we decided to visit Egypt now.
With all this sand we had to left our car and used a Desert-Cab to the pyramides:
“There is a broken nose on the floor!”… “Dunno – but it wasn’t me!”
Now we had to cross the ocean with the yellow submarine. They played the whole time songs from the “Beagles” – but the food was delicious! We took the chance to visit the world famous Wreck…
We arrived Paris in the morning and visited the LOUVRE…
WTH are all this pawparazzi doing here?… AAAAAH I know they are here for the “MONA LITCHI”
Now it was time for a small competition:
“CHEATER!”                                                     “I’VE WON!”
After all this adventures we need a rest and decided to spend the night at the Elyssee Palace. Tomorrow we will continue our tour – just watch us on Litchi’s blog tomorrow…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

60 responses »

  1. Gizmo says:

    Wow Easy that’s some serious traveling…hope you no leave pawprints on that Mayan calendar…wouldn’t want pawlice tracking you down…maybe you can make a stopover here in Florida so we can wag together

  2. catchatcaren says:

    “Mona Litchi” hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wish you had come to Michigan!

  3. Dad’s credit card is no doubt called Max now! What fun 😀

  4. Hope you will visit us too! There are some beautiful white sandy beaches with crystal clear water over here. It’s really warm so you don’t have to wear much either.


  5. What does Mollie has to say about this?
    Ohhh I forgot that she is other dogs too, so much promiscuity in here.
    You travel first class!
    It sucks that you couldn’t talk to the bears, they look cute but have an attitude, right?

    • I think Mollie is happy with her best buddy Ranger ;o) The polar bears are cold as ice – literally – they aren’t nice and cuddly that’s only an advertising gimmick from COKE.

  6. Goose says:

    Maybe if you are lucky all her luggage will take a vacation to another destination. That happens sometimes. You go one way and the luggage goes another.

  7. Hilarious Easy, well done! I love it. Litchi is having the best time EVER!!! She says sorry about all that “hand luggage” but she had to be prepared for anything, especially with you! A girls got to have the right outfits for camel riding, snow running and all the other exploring.

  8. Oh I see, fings going on behind my back. You sneaked in their Litchi ..I hope all that stuff will fit on the hay bailing tractor..( Easy sure new how to travel me in style ) Bet ya end up at the chapel of Elvis..Baawwaahhaaa He’ll soon max that card and youz will be walking home.. BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  9. Puppy you travel so well!! Hope humans are invited to the next trip!

  10. Madi and Mom says:

    WTG Easy around the world in record time. I hope you spent some time in the tropics to warm up….
    Hugs madi your BFFF

  11. Kyla says:

    The polar bears aren’t friendly? For some real action, talk to the piranhas in the Amazon.

  12. Blimey Easy you two got around. Let us see what else you can break on your world tour? Where next? The suspense!!!!!!! Just don’t come over here and pee in the palace or break Majs’ crown or it will be the Tower for you two. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  13. Penguins are fine, but be careful of the polar bears. Those guys get HUNGRY!!

    Love and licks,

  14. Brian says:

    That was one heck of a wonderful tour Easy!!!

  15. Will and Eko says:

    Holy cow, that was an awesome trip! Suddenly the dog park doesn’t seem like such an adventure anymore. Glad you managed to make it back in one piece.

  16. rebecca2000 says:

    LOL you live the life.

  17. What a time you and Litchi are having! I’m so impressed that you’ve been able to drag all her luggage around with you and haven’t lost any of it yet (notice I said YET). Amazing. As for Part Two – can’t wait to see what you two are up to tomorrow! If you DO decide to do a US tour, you MUST come visit us here in Virginia Easy – – – I probably could get you a guided tour of the White House if you’re interested…..perhaps THE PREZ (not Elvis) could make time for you to swing by and have a snack in the Executive Dining Room???? I hear they make EXCELLENT cheesecake!!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

    • I will visit Virginia – of course – think on a bacon-saturday ;o) Maybe we can have a meet and greet with the FIrst Dog too? It’s a Water Poodle like Doggy, isn’t it?

  18. Clowie says:

    Wow! You know how to show a girl a good time!

  19. That’s quite a trip!

  20. onebluedog says:

    What an exciting trip, Easy! You must be exhausted after all those adventures!

  21. WOW! You guys are really world travelers, Kirby still has to make his first step out of our little town!

  22. Woof! Woof! WOW! Oh my that’s a very exciting trip. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  23. Zena says:

    Hey! What about Oz????

  24. That looks like such a great trip! I hope you’ll pass through the UK on your travels:-)

  25. kolytyi says:

    OMG, Easy, didn’t freeze your tailmometer at the Souht Pole? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pole#Climate.2C_and_day_and_night

  26. LifeOfBun says:

    Litchi you’re such a diva!! 😀

  27. […] If you haven’t yet read about the general shenanigans, I would highly suggest you pop over HERE, to read all about WC Day […]

  28. yup, thank you WP and Apply iPad, I left a comment, never showed up. So sorry Easy, I really do read your bloggy EVERY day…sigh. Anyways, I know you and Lady Litchi have had a glorious tour, if only my Mom and Dad could do same…that would make them so purrleased!! paw pats, Savannah

  29. tylersat99 says:

    What wonderful fun you and Litchi had we have not traveled far and have no passport but do enjoy on watching your trip:)

  30. Mom says that pile of luggage looks more like my Dads MOL! He always takes too much stuff! Your world cruise was pawsome! APAWS for all the fotografy! Savvy

  31. A very amusing travel(d)ogue!

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