DAY 21
Tonight they say the the world will end. ….but there is one place, where you are safe. It’s in France – the BUCHARACH PEAK.
WHY? Last night we saw the news and they said LITERALLY! …” the Bucharach Peak is a safe place, because there is a parking lot for UFO’s on the top and the Taxi-driver’s from outerspace will pick up the people who want survive the end of the world”.
First we thought we have the first of April… then we thought: are we drunken or is the news-guy totally plastered?… parking lot for UFO’s? …hmmm… which payment wants the taxi-drivers? Euros? Pounds, Dollars? Your Soul?…and whereto they bring the “chosen people”?
While the news-guy babbled a weird species jumped in front of the living camera… it wears a shaggy rug on the head and it let us know that it came from UK and is waiting in Bucharach since weeks for the rescue team from outer space.
Maybe we have something like a crosstrade, our millionaires are entering the UK and instead we got the nutballs?
The natives of Bucharach are on the run, because their place is overrunned by people of wherever and they have such a freaky behavior…. no words can describe… and I thought people like this are well-coffered in a booby hatch.
If you can’t buy a ticket to Bucharach – don’t worry. If the world would end then exactly after we would win in the lottery…that’s for sure, because we are the greatest eight balls ever… and till now we haven’t won. So I think the world is turning rotating on and I all things which could happen are staged by people like the “flokati-guy”.
The only one who is celebrating his Doom today is me, because I was on a secret Mission and entered an arable which was freshly mucked with crap of the future t-bone steaks and now the staff claims I’m a skunk and tried to drown me in the bathtub. That’s really Bullshit! While I was fighting for my life, dads rival Rod predicted “Tonight is the night” till he buzzed off with the “Downtown Train” and was “Sailing” away …to Bucharach?

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

35 responses »

  1. Freak on Easy and see you tomorrow šŸ˜‰

  2. catchatcaren says:

    In the US it’s not 12:01 DECEMBER 22…….yet………..

  3. Gizmo says:

    Oh Easy you had me at “taxi drivers from outer space”…Laughing so hard right now there’s tears in my eyes…I rely on you to keep us updated on all the news we need to know *snoogles*

  4. Brian says:

    You are so funny Easy! I love E.T., I think he lives next door to me!

  5. Freaky Deaky Crack Pots & Looney Tunes over your way Easy. We are still here but Misaki did rescue us all by finding the 2013 calendar. Another year phew…….! Enjoy Rod. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. Thank you for the rescue collage!!!!

  7. So funny Easy, would of loved to see youz have a baff. You could get your Humom to do some baking,sell it to all the visitors..They are coming to France in their droves šŸ™‚ xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  8. Goose says:

    Well since I am still here I guess the End past me by. I better look outside to see if anyone else is around. Maybe it’s just you and me brother left on this earth. I better pack a bag and start to make my way to your place. I would hate to be alone.

  9. Kyla says:

    Easy, lay off the energy drinks.

  10. Madi and Mom says:

    Never fear Easy I’ll take the red eye over. I’ll meet you and ET on the top of Bucharach with a picnic basket fully of all things delightful
    Hugs madi

  11. How rude of them – trying to drown you right before Christmas! It’s just not right! Glad you made it out alright.

    Love and licks,

  12. I’ve been reading about everyone flocking to Bucharach! Craziness!
    Sorry to hear about the dreaded BATH. Hope you’re recovering well xx

  13. Will and Eko says:

    Haha I can’t stop laughing at these photos! Seeing you entering the ark surrounded by lightning is just too much. Easy is our only hope!

  14. Easy I’m glad you planned ahead for this end of the world thing – that ark of yours looks safe enough. Got room for a cat on that thing? I’m gonna hang-glide over NOW. I can’t bring my parents because we only have one hang-glider but I say in times like this it’s every man/cat for himself right???? Bucharach here I come!

    Holiday Ha Ha’s, Sammy

  15. I didn’t realise the world was ending today! You will have to stop by and pick us up in your UFO rescue taxi. Whee promise to pay half the fare!

    Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil

  16. kolytyi says:

    What a relief that the world did not end yesterday! Your wonderful ark couldn’t have be moored anywhere, since Mars belongs to the Martians – http://thequality.com/people/michela/weblog/archives/001313.html, the Moon belongs to the Moonians, the Venus belongs to the Venerables, etc.

  17. saymber says:

    Easy it warms my heart to read stories like this that illustrate the true meaning of not just the holidays but being good and loving neighbors to those less fortunate who are still trying to do good things in the world!

  18. EASY!!! waved paws!!! I am late…did the world end????…WHAT???…oh, I’m still here? Oh, so I guess it didn’t end…OK, whew! I was scared that while I am going back in time to catch up on my visits that maybe I started that Mayan clock thingy all over again??!! Scootch over on that interplanetary taxi and make room for me just in case…MOL…happy happy holidays coming soon!!

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