Mom was perching on the compawter for hours and I had to wait for my food. That’s NOT fair! It was 12:00 EST = EASY STOMACHE TIME and I WANTED MY FOOD! PUNCTUAL! I’m the dog who has the atomic clock inside and we have strictly rules in my crib and this means at 12:00 AM I need my lunch.
But this girl perched on her chair like nailed and haven’t noticed that I’m starving. She celebrated her (TOO) LATE NERD SHOW regardless of the consequences…
So I dragged myself with the rest of my power into the kitchen for preparing my food. Unfortunately the cooker is a mean thing and obeys only to the witch and not to the apprentice. It quits my wild pushing on all buttons with hysterical sqealings. After some slaps with my paws for the cooking-beast I went back to my bed and had only dad’s shoe to quench the hunger.
At 12:15 at least I got my food with a delay of many hours! If she were an airline she would drown in lawsuits!
Later she tried to brownnose with some treats – but this scandalous crime is noted on Santa Paw’s Blacklist!

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

56 responses »

  1. catchatcaren says:

    You gooooooooooooooo Easy!!! OMD I LOVED IT! Chewing the shoe will work EVERY TIME…I especially loved “Unfortunately the cooker is a mean thing and obeys only to the witch and not to the apprentice.” BOL! Barks and licks and love,, Dakota

  2. Oh dear, a whole 15min late, my word Easy, how did you cope. Oh yes, that’s right, you ate dads shoe.

  3. owyheestar says:

    Way to teach her Easy. Good grief our Weims just throw a huge fit if we are not on the money. So, I really try to avoid the hoopla………..but actually, I would have the clock extracted if I thought it possible. Maybe you need to give her a break. Sometimes we exhausted and need a break too. Oops

  4. Goose says:

    15 minutes is very unacceptable. I am going to send my MOM to your house. This is how my feeding goes. I get up and MOM gives my my breakfast. The last few months she has mixes 2 table spoons of canned dog food in my kibble. Then for the rest of the day I am on my own. But that is a good thing, cuz my kibble is kwpt in a dispenser thing that when I want to eat I just go over and help myself. MOM says she loves that I can take care of myself like that and I do not over eat. The only reason she feeds me in the morning is because she wants to feel useful.

    • oh you are a lucky guy…if I would have a dispenser I would eat till I would burst :o) I’m not a “breakfaster” I’m the lunch – and dinner-guy and sometimes I’m dads dinner-taster till my mom is turning into a nuclear mushroom :o) She said it’s unhygienic, but I’m sure my dad is healthy and clean, so I can’t get infected ;o)

  5. Your staff clearly does not understand the importance of having an atomic clock counting the HOURS they make you wait for food. You are brave and intrepid and resourceful being able to survive such neglect. I hope they get their act together.

    Love and licks,

  6. You are lucky you get lunch! I don’t – so not fair!!!

  7. Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning says:

    Hmmmm, this post is very interesting to Lightning who thinks every hour is mealtime. Are you trying to tell him that he will get his bowl filled if he starts to gnaw on Dad’s shoes? BOL

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  8. 15 minutes late??!!!
    That’s unacceptable, me, Leo, I can’t wait that long, when the belly says eat I must obey or else I turn into a monster.
    For what I gather your mom is feeling better now.

  9. Kyla says:

    Hungry Tuesday? How about “Hungry Lifetime”? I’m told They had a dog before me who had a clock. He got a treat at 8pm and if he didn’t get it then, he started pawing Them. They thought it was triggered by the thinking music of the show that ended at 8, but when Daylight Savings time changed, the dog didn’t adjust for a week-it wasn’t the TV, the dog had an internal clock.

  10. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! but I can totally relate when I’m hungry I’m hungry. Oh no shoes for me … got to be real tasty treat/food. It’s Tasty Tuesday on my blog today. Maybe your mom will get inspire to make you something. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  11. Clowie says:

    If you managed to get noises out of the cooker thingy, it might do as you tell it next time. You could try wacking it even harder!

  12. Mollie says:

    I don’t get lunch, I’d settle for that shoe πŸ™‚ I fink it waz really bad though, that you had to wait all those hour’z..BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  13. Poor guy! How could your Mom possibly torture you and your seven stomachs by forcing you to wait??? Does this mean she thinks the computer is more important than your tummies???? This is not good…..I’m afraid it calls for drastic measures. Perhaps you could hork up your lunch in her shoe when she isn’t looking?

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy πŸ˜€

  14. Madi and Mom says:

    MOL Easy good efficient help w thumbs is hard to find….and once you do they have to be retrained every 24 hours

  15. Easy again we are cracked up pal. We just love you. Need you to send mailing details for Chrimbo. I am at mollyDOTthe wallyATtinternetDOTcom. Please email us your address over in lovely Brittany. Something small but heartfelt will be on its’ way.
    Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  16. Our Mummy always brings all our food to late for our liking! πŸ™‚


  17. Brian says:

    Waiting is not a good thing, even while you are waiting!

  18. Zena says:

    You look so indignant in the last photograph. This dog is not for bribing!
    Zac was rather like you. He liked his meals exactly when they should be if not before and would stare a hole through The Producer until she caved. He was a master.
    I’m not that into food though so she even forgot to give me breakfast one morning and I didn’t really care!

  19. LifeOfBun says:

    Haha sounds like your Tuesday was better Easy! πŸ˜€

  20. Oh sweet Easy….reaches across blogs to give Easy a soft pat…what a shame you had Dads shoe….should have been one of Moms brand new shoes….then barf it back up on that shoe’s mate!! Not too bad for a cat, huh! Can you include this idea in your BIC??, paw pats, Savannah

  21. kolytyi says:

    15 minutes delay is an unpardonable sin, a treason! Where is your guillotine? Either your mom’s head or your computer’s cables should be cut. Or you should put a childlock on the computer!

    • thats a great idea – I hate it when she is perching years and years in front of this compawter – think I choose a very difficult password…ahhhm “easy”. I’ll bet she never guessed it ;o)

  22. onebluedog says:

    That sounds terrible Easy! I am glad you didn’t starve to death! Thank goodness for your dad’s shoe πŸ™‚

  23. tylersat99 says:

    We understand Easy since the time change we never get feed on time. Our clock goes off and we inside ready and Mom says Dad is at work. We keep coming back and she keeps saying we have to wait awhile. We don’t understand why dinner is now an hour and a half late. This is just NOT FAIR!!!

  24. Mag (Chancy's Mumsy) says:

    Oh, they better watch out Christmas is getting near and if that list is too long then you are gonna be the only one gettin’ presents ’cause you are the good dog sweet Easy, have you told her that? Hugs and nose kisses

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