Guess how much we won in the lottery yesterday?
…not a bazillion…not a million…we won:
0 – in words: Z.E.R.O.
Either the bird hasn’t the permission for present mom with the Jackpot, or even shit isn’t the same shit anymore…
But this is no reason to bury the head in the sand….
…because we think we are more than millionairs for being together and having each other, I caught a fine salad and I’ve got my lunch on time – this is worth more than a million – this is priceless.
Otherwise we have a lot birds this year, it’s an overpopulation and we were walking everyday under the trees, so we have always a new chance…

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

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  1. rumpydog says:

    We must be really lucky, cuz we win zero all the time! woo woo woo!

  2. Perhaps if you dig down far enough you’ll find some buried treasure.
    ps I like your strategically placed leaves, I think mummy will have to help me do that for future pics!

  3. kolytyi says:

    It’s easy: you have to buy 21143529792000 lottery tickets, and you will win!!!

  4. Ho Ho Ho Easy, those petals remind us of a great limerick:

    There was an old lady from Leeds
    Who swallowed a packed of seeds
    A tuft of grass grew out of her arse
    And she couldn’t get pissing for weeds

    Careful what you trigger in your readers! πŸ˜€

  5. Mollie says:

    Having each uffer, health and food..Is much more better than winning the lottery..Just a little slice of the cake would be nice though..:) xx00xx

  6. Bert says:

    Well, I’ll say it then,
    “Money isn’t everything”
    and thats a load of _______

  7. kolytyi says:

    That is not a serious hindrance. First, you can fill in the tickets with 4 paws, your staff has also 4-4 paws. Thus, every paw has to fill in only 1761960816000 tickets. Second, your mom buys online some sets of suitcases and your dad transports them into a lottery office. Third, it will take a few months till they process your tickets. Fourth, your dad drives home with the filled suitcases. Fifth, after the next draw he visits the lottery office again with the suitcases – and he hands in them. There will be, besides the jackpot, a good amount of lower prizes, too among them!!!

  8. Yep Easy we are there with you with a big fat zero every time. Have a wonderful winning Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  9. What a lovely post!
    (My human says next time save the 2 euros to buy some treats πŸ˜‰

  10. I love the camouflage. Nobody will ever figure out what’s BEHIND the BUTTerflies! Ha. Ha.

    Love and licks,

  11. Brian says:

    Yes, I think you can dig up some treasure too!

  12. Goose says:

    If ya keep digging you just might find your treasure. Or a dead bird. Either way it’s a win win.

  13. catchatcaren says:

    forgot to tell you, when Mom won the $50 after a bird shit on her head…it was a SCRATCH OFF lottery ticket πŸ™‚ Do you have those there? Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  14. OMC! Dad gets those same zeros over here! Who knew….Brittany and the USA share zeros! Your salad looks great Easy, what dressing did you put on it? Bet it wasn’t Birdshit Vinagarette!

  15. Kyla says:

    Here, there’s only one language and I’m a “Lottery Loser”. There, you get your pick. Nada,
    Verdammt noch mal, ich habe nicht wieder gewinnen.

    • Oh Kyla, the world is so unfair… mom gots such a lucky bird shit doping – and we didn’t win. Think we should play “Keno” if you have zero – you are a winner too ;o)

  16. saymber says:

    You doooo love your salad Easy loool. I keep hoping my dad, who plays the lottery even when he’s traveling, will win someday! He remains hopeful even after not many wins through the many years!! Hope your momma’s eye feels better today.

  17. I should think your Mom deserved to win the lottery after the yucky eye thing happened to her… would have been FAIR to win a big pile of money. Well, there’s always tomorrow – and the next day – and the next. At least you got a nice salad for lunch hopefully without birdie poop on it!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  18. LifeOfBun says:

    YEUHS! Haha we got cookies in the mail from the lottery last week.

  19. Zena says:

    Love the ‘butt-erflies’ too BOL. Fortunately being a hairy dog I don’t have those embarrassing photos – my new friend though…… I have a feeling we may be needing some of those skills in the future!
    I am in awe of your hunting salad skills Easy, I myself enjoy a nice bit of long grass from time to time but I don’t hunt it, I farm it in a corner of the garden and help myself when I feel like it. I find it puts up quite a fight!

  20. Marcela says:

    Lol. Funny as always.

  21. tylersat99 says:

    We win the same amount as you do Easy, but looks like you had a great day.

  22. aww you got me excited for ya at first- lottery wise

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