THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY
First I’ve got an sms from Mollie…
Currently we have bad weather, so I agreed….and honestly Vegas sounds better than spent a rainy day in Brittany…
I bought two tickets for First Class and now we know why it’s called AIRline… we’ve got a lot of air…
In Vegas we went immediately to the next wedding chapel.. The guy who was there reminded me vaguely of someone…but he accepted my card and the great ceremony started..
WTH! that’s not really a HAPPY END!!!…
…alone in the city I had a lot of time to think about this and that… while Mollie and the guy were out for dinner (with my credit card!!!) I thought I have to sniff out something about this guy and I went to his home…
WHAT?! The King of Rock n’ Roll lives really HERE?
I guessed it! He isn’t a Millionaire – this looks like a Bill-ionaire…
I told Mollie what I found out and we decided to run away immediately…
… unfortunately the fake Elvis had still my credit card, so we had to travel in an unconventional style…
Later we tinkered the blackmail letter for paying the divorce….
After all we had a war, the allies came from all over the world and now Mollies humom has to pay for the divorce…
But The best thing is: ELVIS LIVES!…
… and the worst thing: with my credit card….
you guys are funny. Have a lovely Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
Thanks same to you!!!!!!
Get your backside home RIGHT now Mollie..Your in deep deep trouble girl!!!!
BOL…is it a friendly welcome or is it that what we call “friendly fire”?
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Nearly wet myself reading this! So glad we found Mollie at last – even if it was in a haystack BOL
… like in the song “Needle in a Haystack” (dusty springfield) BOL
Well talk about a surprise ending! You all certainly have led the rescue team on a merry chase but at least everybody’s safe and sound – hopefully Doggy will bring his troops home from the world invasion and all will be peaceful (well I suspect Mollie’s going to get in a bit of trouble when she gets home though). Easy you are TRULY full of surprises!!! 😀
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
sounds like Mollies pants are a little bit on fire……but don’t forget the best thing ever: Litchi is our new president….what a fabulous idea….
In the words of Elvis:
‘Hey, hey hey’ ‘Hound Dog’ I don’t want to be tied’ ‘I Got Stung’ ‘Because of Love’ ‘All Shook Up’ ‘Going Home’ ‘End of the Road’ ‘Never been to Spain’ ‘Make the world go away’ ‘Once is Enough’ ‘No more’
That was genius!!!!
I loved it!
Zena you are the best, you want a town name after you? An island? you name it, even a country.
Zena, Polk county, oregon – but it’s abandoned….
I think an Island please. I fancy reigning over my own Island 🙂
BOL, great Zena!!!!…you are such a fabulous&smart Tibbie!!!!!!
Words that have never been spoken about/to me before! I am swooning with delight and surprise – fancy a trip to Vegas Easy?
yiiikes… unfortunately I’m under house arrest …but you can visit me and we start a lobster party (hope they arrive soon)
Mollie better hide, she’ll be forced to wear the badge of shame.
She must learn the lesson, she was the cause of all this war, while million were displaced and forced to flee she was having fun and fooling multiple dogs.
Punishment will come soon.
… hmmmm Doggy, Mollie has her punishment – she is married with a fake Elvis…and I’m afraid her mom and also THE QUEEN are not amused :o)))
I enjoyed my dinner wiff you Doggy, but Easy wouldn’t take no for an answer..I have suffered enough, you wanna ride on hay bale..wiff those sharp fings sticking in your arse…And to top it all, Iz been sent to my room….
You guys are hysterical…thanks for making my Sunday morning!
….thanks, sometimes we need a little bit fun ….enjoy a fabulous sunday…
My once Dear Easy,
Litchi is heartbroken. She feels that this betrayal was beneath you. However, being a true Lady (and also the ruler of your kingdom now), she holds her head high, maintains a stiff upper lip and has agreed to allow your attendance at her Official Mollie Merriment Party to celebrate that Mollie was finally found.
She would like to state, however, that she will no longer be accepting advances from you, as you have proved yourself to be a somewhat two-timing, lobster wanting monster.
Not one to stay down for long, she is currently enjoying a rebound fling!
Your invitation to the party will be forthcoming.
Lady Litchfield Love of Litchfield, Staffordshire and now ruler of Bordeaux.
oh that’s bad, I’m sorry about this…honestly… and I think, its political a little bit incorrect to be dismissed by the new first lady of your
country….and I’m afraid it’s too late for an apology …. ? or not?
You’re going to need that credit card back for when the CIA (Cavy Investigation Agency) sue you for wasting Piggy time!
Whee are glad Mollie is safe though.
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
…ugh…thats’ a difficult situation… could you please “piggy-napping” the fake Elvis first and bring my card back?
As your new First Lady, Litchi feels that an apology is most definitely required. She is unsure, however, as to how you would be able to explain your most un-gentlemanly behaviour.
oh it was an emergency case….and at least I’m a victim too, because Mollie married the “Elvis”….and I was soooo allone in a very large city and the worse thing: my card is stolen and tomorrow starts a supersale…that’s enough punishment, isn’t it? :o)
Oh Easy! MOL! Did you found some look alike of, I dunno, Priscilla, in Vegas?
… no, sadly, not…but I met a white tiger who said he is a cat or was it vice versa…? :o)))
Lady Litchfield regrets to inform you that your excuses are not, currently, being accepted. She feels that a more formal request for forgiveness will be required.
gracious queen about all wines, snails and frogs:
I beg you fourgivness, I swear by oprah eating babies,
I will never travel to vegas again, I will share all my food with you, if it is lamb
and I will be your loyal underling
Now that’s much, much better Easy. Litchi likes being queen of the wines but is not at all sure about the snails and frogs 🙂 Nonetheless, she is now considering your apology and has notified me that, whether or not this particular apology is accepted, you are still graciously invited to the party.
oh thanks… I think I couldn’t sleep tonight without your forgivness… but I think we need the frogs&snails if the lobsters are missed…
I’ll resist the the temptation to say “you ain’t nuttin’ but a hound dog” but will warn you “don’t be cruel” otherwise it’s the “jailhouse rock”.
…only if I step on someones “blue suede shoes”…that could be a reason to run more than “500 miles” over the “blueberry hill” to “blue hawaii” – but it could be the way “from a jack to a king” :o)
Oh Dog! You’re a hero Easy!
Thanks Rumpy, but I’m an arrested hero, without card, without Mollie but with a bill from the CIA :o)
Wow your wedding was about as short as Britney Spears’ Vegas wedding was! Glad you got a divorce pal….you don’t need some doggy tyin’ ya down! Barks and licks and love Dakota
Oh Dakota now I know why this happened: I was in the same chapel as Britney…what’s now? Should I wear a new hairstyle or should I run over some Pawparazzi-feets?…hmm I wear always short hairs, think I take a ride in my car…
As Litchi remarked, Easy is a DoG Juan. Since I share this opinion, I played the role of Donna Elvira and pointed this fact out to Mollie, cf. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9mSeILrWg. Thus, Mollie is safe, I’ve found a perfect hiding place for her. She enjoys the situation very much because she thinks she is watching a remake of this all-time classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXn8CsQU1-U. Do you remember the last scene of this film?
hehe, as nobody got the money or the one when the cook was disguised as twain?
Every detective made a fantastic and embarrassing revelation but was uncovered as a liar by the next detective…
aaaah…think Doggy would like this…. :o)
Easy I hope you get your credit card back from Elvis – guess times got tough for him hiding out so long LOL. Your Mom knows how to tell a good story (love the pictures and captions – it’s like a live action cartoon!)
…and I wonder why he looked so young…either he has a good cream or a good doctor…
HEE HEE!! 🙂 You crack me up.
Now that was one excellent adventure!!!
…yes it was…hope Mollie hasn’t a jet lag or hay fever :o)
Well Easy, I should be mad at you and Mollie….you made me miss my Saturday ice cream snack lookin’ for her!!! I DO loves my ice cream!! But, I DID gets to ride on a ship and gets to see Spain for the first time evers!! So…..I guess I should say ‘thanks’ for rescuing Mollie from the Evil Elvis!!
See ya when you gets out of the gulag!
Sorry for the ice cream, hope it didn’t melt till you were back at home…hmmm and for the Gulag: hope “I’ll be home on chrismas day” :o)
So what happened to all ” the love me tender” Easy…Whats this..First Lady Litchie…I’ve just sold the true story to the French papers..Swedens publishing too. Coz ya nuffin but a Hound dog, flirtin all the time ” ..Whats yours will now become mine…bol ” I’m all shook up now”, you was always on my mind…but I hope your lonesome tonight!!! 🙂
ok, Mollie, “I feel so bad” hope I have not to “walk the line” and at night “I’m so lonesome I could cry” so you “just call me lonesome” :o)
Holy pee down my leg that was funny.
yeah Goose, first “viva las vegas”, then “she wears my ring” and later:”blowin’ in the wind” :o)
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This is confusing! But it sounds to me as though you were used, Easy – then cast aside like an old, chewed shoe.
Yes Clowie, that’s what I feel … but like an old chewed BLUE SUEDE SHOE :o)
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