THE CHEF DOG
I have to ingratiate at my staff because I need some new toys and other strategic material, so I had the idea to cook a meal for them.
The problem was, that I can’t really cook, because my mom has coded the stove, so I had to improvise and made a salad.
RECIPE:
– one weimaraner or a dog of your choice
– salad FRESH! from the ground
– tomatoes – STOP! NOT TOM!!!
– cucumber
– italian mozzarella cheese
– smoked salmon
– Supermarket HOME MADE Dressing (Recipe is top secret)
PREPARING:
Make a walk and search for the best place of salad.
Don’t forget to read the daily dog-street-blog on the way, there are a lot of notes and tipps to find the best place from your fellows.
If you found it, jump without warning to this place, if the attachment on the leash will fall and land in the ditch – anyway, it will stand up gain.If not, stay cool an bark SOS: … — …
Take the salad home with mach2-speed at least – your staff has an entitlement to get really fresh salad, do NOT be distracted from leash-attachment.
No, it is not neccessary to wash the salad, the earth on it will give a special aroma of nature.
Because of the dirt stay tuned you have NOT to wash your paws before preparing – you safe a lot of water and the skin on your paws will not gets thinner from cleaning – pretty cool idea, huh?
Shred the salad and chuck it on a plate, shred the cucumber, tomatoes, cheese and salmon and chuck it behind.
Shake the bottle with the Supermarket HOME MADE dressing very well. You can do this with an open or closed top. It’s a question of creativity, design and how fast you can run after doing this.
However, sprite the dressing over the chaos on the plate.
READY!
If you wan’t you can serve a glass of Diet Schweppes home made lemonade with an mint stem, watering by yourself, of course…
I’m so curious how much toys and gift’s I will get next week …
Easy you are such a good chef that you need your own cooking show!!!! Mom wants to know if that was smoked salmon in the photo? Mom LOVES smoked salmon!!!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Thanks. Yes it is. We like it too. But this was a mean one( +++salted), mom+dad are thirsty like camels in a desert….
Are there no ends to you talent? Bet you’re the best tester in town too. Hope they have a trailer for your new toys. By the way, we have a god dog whose birthday is coming up – he might almost be as good as you are at deconstructing toys. Can you recommend something that will last more than one day?
You can try somewhat like this : http://www.zooplus.co.uk/shop/dogs/dog_toys_dog_training/intelligence_games/treat_toys_dogs/146803
I got one, but after some minutes it was boring, because I can’t kill it…. Otherwise, if
you buy this egg and the dog would play in the house with them, I’m afraid you will not be invited to often, this egg is like a bomb :o))) Maybe a xxl-chewing bone will be the better choice?
Thanks so much Easy – we’re off to investigate your treasure trove! Louis will be frustrated 😀
We’ve ordered Louis an egg and can’t wait to find out how long it lasts! Hehehehehe
awww… please let me know if louis will play with this egg or not.. :o)))
Easy you are so thoughtful, making dinner. You are very talented indeed. And you did not skimp on the salad you picked. Very generous. I have no doubt you will have to get a much bigger toy box to keep all the wonderful things you will receive for your dinner making efforts.
On a side note. I will admit I am still a little afraid of deep water. But after 12 years of being afraid I am finally starting to enjoy getting in the wet stuff above my chest, especially if a stick is involved.
Blessings,
Goose
Thanks, Goose. That’s good news, I will wait next 9 years and some months too before I take a bath :o)))
I think, I remove everything from the wardrobe, that’s than enough storage room for my toys , I hope..
I’ms on me way over, dat salad looked delish, Im’s glad yooo’s me boyfurriend cos I luv’s a Dawg who can cook.. 🙂
Hugs Yor F / L XX
Thanks. But I only can only cook salad dishes, we would look like Greyhounds after a week of salad :o)))
Me Humoms on her way over… Yooo’s changed ya photie Easy.. I do likes it.. but I can’t see’sall of ya nows..
Yor F/L …pe-ess We needs yooo…bein me boyfurriend and all dat..Wee’s got unwelcomed visitors!!!! xx
Hi Mollie we’ve got the same too. Make comments and put a link to a VIAGRA site!
Oh Easy, you look so hair-raisingly intellingent with some fresh salad in your mouth!!!!
Thanks, my fellows from the “neander valley” said the same :o)))
Quite talented cook ya are there Easy Peasy! woo woo woo!
Thanks Rumpy, you should see me if I make my own inside-the-kitchen-BBQ, move over, we will have a lot of fun with the firefighters after :o)))
What a lovely salad you made for your humans Easy! I don’t see how they could possibly ignore your outstanding efforts so I’m sure you’ll get all kinds of brand new “stuff” for your toy collection and some treats as well. Yep – no doubt about it. If they DON’T come through for you – give ’em the steely stare…..look pitiful……whine a bit……it might work.
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I’ve wear my ‘sad-doggy-face’ and hope this will be very, very successful. To whine could be dangerous, my mom is a little hypochondriac and would drag me immediatley to the vet…uuuuh!
Yum! You can come cook at my house any day. I like your new Gravatar picture, BTW.
I would do this but my staff would’nt pay for a first class ticket, how mean!
Gosh, how rude!!! Fire them and get some who are more generous!
Don’t worry I’ve stole their credit card, but unfortunately I’ve eat it -whoops…
You deserve a ton of toys, though I question the wisdom of pandering to the salad craze. I think the next time you should fire up the barbecue, throw on the steaks, get the chicken turning or do something meat based to really get the carnivore in your staff members fired up.
That way, you might be able to enjoy left-overs!
Just a thought 🙂
Yes of course. Today we have a BBQ, hope I will get more as the left-overs (left-overs are for dad)
Easy you are a dawg of many talents. Have a great Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
Same to you Molly – if my strategy will work I’ll write a cook book ….
I think your majectic pose in the last pic as well as your very-very high status require a totally different cuisine. Your staff should cook, for example, eggplant with ground pork (eggplant (NOT ex-Tom), rice, tomato, pepper, onions, garlic, ground pork). First you should eat up the pork, and after you have finished, your staff could have the rice, the eggplants, etc., that is, the left-overs.
What a fabulous idea, I will do this… and the best: I will eat it with the dog food fork!
whoa! Easy…that is SOME Salad!!1 soooo…just saying…My Mom says…keep that salad in Brittany…no need to recommend it across the water to the USA…we would never be able to experience or appreciate its “delicacy”…ok then…moving on…paw pats, Savannah
LOL, to send such a salad overseas would burst our budget :o))) but if you have a pot with cat grass in your house you can cook for your family too
That looks good, typist LOVES smoked salmon – hope she doesn’t get any ideas!
My staff too… I think you should pick up a nice salad on your next walk… if you will have your lucky day you will get a mouse too, they are sitting very often under the salad…
I will keep my eyes open!!!
You are very talented, that looked like an exceptionally good salad! That should earn you lots of new toys and everyone had a very good dinner.