It’s a hot day, so we were chilling in my backyard. It was boring after a while so I called my 3 fellows for a poker game.
Full House Jack, Split Pot Bill and Slow Hand Kitty moved over and  we began.
It’s my backyard, my card deck – so we play at my rules.
Strip Poker hasn’t a sense, because we are naked anyway. So we play “Rip Poker”, the loser will get ripping by me. I was playing for fun – the mices for their life. A fair chance and fair rules for all, if you ask me.
From where came this card Split Pot Bill? HUH? Which card?
What means  eating the card’s would break the rules? If I got a lousy card, I can eat it – MY RULE!
Do you have an Ace in your sleeve? If I had a sleeve…sure…
I’ve WON!!!!!
 Slow Hand Kitty has to stay 25 years in jail or until my mom needs her cloth basket again.  Split Pot Bill and Full House Jack buggered off, but now I will post this nasty rip-off and both are well known in the whole world wide web. If you see this guys please send me a message….or shoot them down.

About easyweimaraner

Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous From: Britanny / France Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS! Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure... Status: Single Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner... About us: Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...

55 responses »

  1. catchatcaren says:

    omg you had me ROLLING with laughter!!! You are so creative and HILARIOUS!!! Love, “Mom”

  2. Lord!!! Remind me never to play cards with you.
    But honestly, the cheating was too obvious, they deserve to pay.

    • Don’t play with a mouse (better you eat it). But if you want to play with me, let me know your measurements first , maybe I have to buy a larger cloth basket….:o)))

  3. We’re not sure whether to carry on laughing or to call in the men with white coats (not beauty contest judges). What a hoot!

  4. Chancy and Mumsy says:

    Sweet Easy this laugh will last awhile. You are a HOOT!!! We were thinking you had some kinda cute poker partners as we read. Had no idea that mouse was going to try and pull a fast one on you. Better keep an eye on that jail…it don’t look too strong and you wouldn’t want that mouse to escape to cheat at poker again. Hugs and nose kisses

  5. Oh Easy – gotta watch who you play cards with! Looks like you’ve got some cheaters in your neighborhood – well, except for Slow Hand Kitty who’s now paying the price!! We’ll be on the lookout for the two that got away…….the dirty rats!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  6. Goose says:

    They won’t last long in my neighborhood. Me and my gal pal Belle are the fastest vole catchers around. And a mouse is not much different than a vole. You want me to ship them back to ya if we catch them?

  7. Mollie says:

    Off wiff their heads I say!!! 🙂 yooo are President ! Can yoooo send me one of your Mousies?? They sooo cute 🙂 xx

  8. whoa! you played cards with THE MOUSIES!!! Oh no!!! Easy!!! I thought you knew!!! They are a part of an international CRAPPY POKER PLAYERS RING!!! Efurryone is lookin’ for them!!! Even the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) is on the look out for them!!! Hold them in Brittany…I will call Agent Kozmo, over at the Cat From Hell Blog, he will come collect them and march them shamed face off to Miss Mollie’s backyard…that outta keep them busy….

  9. Paws To Talk says:

    BOL! You taught them Easy!
    Bella and DiDi

  10. Dalton says:

    I will keep me eyes peeled for em for you! *goes to take up look out post*

  11. kolytyi says:

    You should employ Rizzo to supervise those mice; they would never be sure on whom he is keeping his two eyes. Or you should play WebWeimPoker online – no other being is in the same league as you!

  12. They have escaped with Norman, Easy! We need to track em down and imprison them in the clothes basket too. My eyes are peeled pal. Have a good day and we like your style.
    Best wishes Molly

  13. Hilarious!! That looks like sooo much fun! Hope kitty learned his lesson

  14. tylersat99 says:

    What can we say but that you should have won. They were definitely cheaters and should be banned from playing again!

  15. Lovable Lily says:

    Hi Easy!
    We hopped on over from Molly’s blog after watching your poker game. We don’t know much about poker so we gave the ‘puter to our Daddy. Well that didn’t go too well… He spits his coffee outta his nose all over his clean clothes. Don’t tell him we told you this, butt, he’s still laughing!

    Nice to meet ya!

    Lily Belle

    • Hi Lilly Belle, honestly I don’t know much about poker too, so I lost the game. To take a nap or eat an ice cream would be the better choice as a poker game with 3 mices.

  16. […] wonder if they are the ones who tried to put the squeeze on Easy in that Poker […]

  17. Those meeces remind me of that riverboat gambler who tried to cheat Boy George in the video for Karma Chameleon. They made him walk the plank. If I were playing strip poker with Boy George, I think I’d rather walk the plank than win…

    Thanks for entering the contest with a worthy story! It’s a contender for sure…

  18. This was the best game of strip poker. It’s just as good as dogs playing poker picture with the cards under the table. I got a great laugh this am so thank you! Have a great weekend friend

  19. What a perfect post for starting my day! Laughter is always good, you wild and crazy thing. 😉


  20. Those stuffies are big cheaters! We will keep an eye out for them!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

  21. Kismet says:

    The mistake was going for Aces. If they produced five sixes, nobody would have known the difference.

  22. I was getting worried for the beep nose stuffies! They are mice?

  23. Our eyes feel so good seeing GREEN! There is nothing but more snow and cold 😦

  24. fozziemum says:

    Bwahahaaha well that will teach those mousies! 5 aces…pffftttt what a rookie mistake hey! bet mum needs her basket soon and then watch them run ! loves Fozziemum xxxx

  25. gentlestitches says:

    OOHHH a most worthy opponent! Clever AND funny! 😀
    ps. I don’t think Mom will be able to use basket for a while…but soon she will.
    Keep getting better Mom! ❤

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