NO SUCCESS WITHOUT STRESS
Today I’ve finished my project for graduation.
HOW TO MANIPULATE TRAIN TWO PRIMATES HUMANS
First: It is very difficult to train humans because they are very resistant to learning. The history of humans shows me that they make every time the same mistakes. Since centuries. Otherwise dogs are constantly evolves. Humans are also disadvantaged because their senses are not noteworthy, they are walking only on two legs and they are unable to wag with the tail.
I started my experiment today in the morning
as a parcel arrived. I like parcels they are always mostly for me.
I opened it and the first what i got was the invoice. Invoices are pestiferous things but important. So I must “storage” this first before I can inspect what’s inside the parcel.
Holy crab! Only a tatters… looks like a coat…does not fit… must send it back…
I’ve eaten the invoice….
I’m joking…. I’m a smart guy and I have immediately realized the parcel wasn’t for me.
Therefore I’m sad. Sad for 10 minutes…20…30…an hour…one and an half hour..
At last! My experiment runs…
One of the staff was jumping into the car to drive to the city. Bought gifts for me and storaged them in same post box (as if I was stupid and have´nt noticed) and gave it to me.
I pretended as if I was totally happy about “a parcel only for me”. Humans are simple souls and I not wanted to disappoint them.
But: HURRAY! Plan succeeded!
One and an half hour takes a little bit to long but for now we have a base.
More than two years I’ve been working so hard to teach them the simplest things.
Now I can try more challenging exercises. As an example: Why can’t I walk with both humans without a leash?
One without a leash works but the other one is hanging on the leash like a sack and I must pull him behind me the whole time.
Sucks! It’s disturbing reading paw-prints and pee-signs.
Is anybody here who has an idea? Please let me know…
With this opportunity I would like to say THANK YOU. For reading, commenting, supporting and just for beeing here.
<– me at age of 2 monthsEasy Rider
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That’s a great thesis. You must be a good dog getting all those treats and gifts, mine today has been terrible naughty, ate a pillow.
Beautiful blue eyes you had.
I had a pillow yesterday. In my opinion pillows are more a snack for cold seasons. For summer I suggest canvas shoes, that’s a perfect “amuse gueule”. And YES I’m a good dog. Sometimes. I had this blue eyes as I was a puppy. Now they are like amber.
I’ve read you have a guest this weekend? Enjoy and have a lot of fun.
Oh yeah, Weimaraners and Hungarian Vizslas are top dogs. Since you have put forward highly convincing and well-supported arguments for the thesis that dogs are higher in the evolution than humans, from this it follows that Weimaraners and Hungarian Vizslas are the most intelligent beings in the universe!
Your staff can be tremendously lucky that you employ and try to train them!
That’s absolutely true. Staff said: sometimes they had the feeling that I’m able to understand every word. Sometimes? I understand every word at every time. But mostly I show no reaction, because it’s too embarrassing for a genius like me. I wish I had a Maqyar-Viszla. But staff wouldn’t buy me a buddy. One like me is more than enough but a second one and they would need a rehab.
Human’s, I’ve been trying to train mine for the last year, no hope. They just don’t get it!! I will follow you for any tips and advice you may have. Cute pup picture 🙂
Mollie ( new to bloggie ) x
Mollie you must be patient but be also consistently. You know, dogs are playing in an intellectually higher level than humans. So staying cool. The pic was made by my breeder it should pretend for the new family harmlessness and innocence . What should I say? Plan succeeded ;o))))))))))