SPLISH SPLASH I MUST TAKE A BATH
Today is my private d-day and now my special h-hour: I must take a bath. It’s the first time my life. All my nightmares and dreamscapes come true. Hell, I hate water! I sleep in a water bed and I have water in my bowl thats absolutely enough. I’m the dog who’s using an umbrella for rainy days – no joke! But the vet means I must take a bath with this absolutely stinking shampoo for cleaning my whole body. Otherwise it takes too long until I’m healthy again. Nice idea! But he ain’t fighting for his life in a bathtub.
Maybe i can make a run away an find a hidden place. Unfortunately, no way out. This cruelty heartless creatures put me in the bathtub.
OMG, let me outta here, I’m made out of sugar, I will be melting away like the wicked witch in “The Wizard Of Oz!
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed of weimaraner!
I quit our relationship. Immediatly. For ever! Our until my next meal, thats for sure.
Staff was coming with a gift for me… Let’s see!
A chewingt bone?! Are you kidding me? I almost drowned and just survived and I get nothing but a chewing bone?! Shame on you! You have nearly killed me and you give me a chewing bone as an apology?
Listen: I take the chewing bone, it looks yummy and it’s a large one, but not for apologize, just because I’m hungry. You may surprise me with an adequate apology. And now get outta here I’m watching my favorite video “BEST IN SHOW”.
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About easyweimaraner
Weimaraner /Braque de Weimar, born in 2009, male & fabulous
From: Britanny / France
Likes: Plushtoy-Shredding, Spikebones,long distance Walks, everyday a Gift, Chicken, Shoes, Underwear, my squeekie Pig & my whole Life
Dislikes: Water, Cats, Beaf, Cats, cleaning my Ears, Cats, the Vet, Cats, Snow & CATS!
Profession: Student of psychological War-technics & Terrorism, after my Masterdegree i become to rule the world or maybe to be the owner of toys r us. actually i'm not sure...
Status: Single
Pets: Hell, NO! i prefer a petfree home. but owner of two slaves for my comfy
Misc.: Greencardowner for Masterbed, Master of Beggin, Prince of Thiefs
We decided to leave Easy's datas as they were... although we lost him in november 2016, he is still with us.... and his little brothers Phenny and Nelly promised to write on not as Easy the weim, but as easy Weimaraner...
About us:
Mr. Phoenix, born 9/9/2016 a virgo and always clever&smart...Neilson, born 7/28/2017 a leo who thinks he is clever&smart...
Easy Blog 
Congrats on surviving! 🙂
Are you sure about no-swim-thank-you? Look at this: http://drotvizsla.wordpress.com/2011/04/23/bekas-to/
thanks ;o))) unfortunately he don’t like water. a walk on the beach is like comedy. maybe he explore somedays that swimming is gorgeous. we hope… ;o)))
Too funny!! I don’t have any stories about water for our foster dogs, but they did plenty of funny things, too. I do have other stories about them, though. BTW, thanks for stopping by recently. It allowed me to find you. 🙂 Keep cool!
It is a little bit difficult with a water-shy dog. We live in britanny and it’s raining here very often. Or, no, not very often – actually permanently :o(((
Normandy was rather rainy while we were there? I guess that’s why it’s so green!
It’s partially very similar. But the climate in Britanny is a little bit more harsh. We like the Normandy too, specially the Cheese-Street (route du fromage) very yummy :o)))