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easyblog MAGIC MONDAY

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MAGIC MONDAY
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In a view days we have Easter and this is a good time to do magic tricks.
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I found some magic tricks of the Kashubian area:
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Trick against fleas and for a “good” neighborhood – quasi two in one:
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You should sweep your crib before sunrising on Good Friday. Collect the sweepings and throw it in the crib or in the back yard of your neighbor. You will be safe from fleas for one year, till the next Good Friday. You neighbor will get the fleas and they will stay on him for a whole year.
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Trick against headaches:
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You should place a bowl with cold water, dipped on Good Friday, on your head. Then you need a stolen bun. Place the bun into the bowl till it is saturated with the water. Now you have to bury the bun on a crossway.
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To get good luck for one year:
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You should nail a horseshoe on your door, at midnight from Easter saturday to Easter sunday. The open side of the horseshoe should be  above, otherwise the luck will fall out. It doesn’t matter if your neighbor will be angry about the noise at midnight, he has anyway fleas since Good Friday and enough do to with his own things.
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To be safe from sun burning for one year:
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Take a bath on Easter Sunday with cold water before the Easter bells are ringing. Don’t use a towel for dry off, wait till your are dry on its own. Sadly this magic tricks protects you not from a cold…
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A warning for singles:
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If you are a lonely single and you want a girl- or a boyfriend, don’t cut cheese or bread during the Easter holidays or you will be lonely for another year. BTW: it works vice versa too if you need a fast divorce or separation and you can’t be bothered  to do it classy via SMS or pee-mail…
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HAVE A MAGIC MONDAY ALL
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75 comments on “easyblog MAGIC MONDAY

  1. laffing a bit here – the chocolate bunnies – OH MY :) XO

  2. I don’t celebrate Easter but I am sure going to share this with my furiends who do!

  3. Ha ha we like the flea one. Great tip for getting speedy divorce. LOL. Hope mums’ butt is better today Easy. Have a marvelous magic Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. I have never had a flea so I guess my MOM has been sweeping our house on Good Friday and throwing the sweepings into our neighbors house. No wonder the guy is always scratching himself.
    Blessings,
    Goose

  5. Thanks for the Monday morning laugh! Love those bunnies!! :D

  6. That’s great! I am going to be sharing the headache trick with my husband!

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  7. So much EXCELLENT information…….I’m quite sure we will be performing a bit of Easter-related magic around MY house this year! Thank heavens for Magic Mondays…….

    Kitty hugs, Sammy

  8. It might get rid of the fleas but it might start a fight with the neighbours!

  9. Nice tips Easy – the chocolate bunnies at the end are very funny!

  10. That is important Easter information to know. Maybe Mom can shop online for a horse shoe.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  11. The flea trick sounds worth trying out ;-) So, Mom’s still a grumbly bunny eh? Poor thing.

  12. Woof! Woof! Interesting! Golden Thanks Easy. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  13. Bravo Easy! Now to decide…trick or treat? Oops, wrong holiday!

  14. Easy you are such a fount of knowledge! I think I might try the flea one on our nosey neighbour BOL

  15. MOL MOL
    Those are so funny. I love the Chocolate Easter Bunnies best.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

  16. Bwaa! Haa!! Haa!! Easy yous rocks!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

  17. Yeah, my neighbors can have flea’s..Hope your Mom’s butt’s better BOL Love Mondays Easy :) :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  18. That’s some good advise! I am excited for a no flee year! :)

  19. BaaaaaaWaaaaah Easy we LOVED the furst picture of you juggling the Easter EGGS. THOSE were ALL super magical tricks.

  20. I like magic and everyone needs a little luck. Think I need to find a horseshoe fast!

    Your pal, Pip

  21. Those fleas onto your neighbor is a good idea….I could see it causing a issue or two, but hey, I bet the luck from the horseshoe will take care of that!

  22. It seems Mom is going to try that tricks against headaches soon, haha!!!

    ~Eva

  23. Hmmm, that one about the fleas sounds interesting – wonder if it will work. Mom says there are lots of things she would like to throw in the neighbor’s crib – oops, maybe we shouldn’t say that:)

    Woos – Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  24. Ah Easy, you impart such wisdom. The bunny one made us laugh and laugh too

  25. Easy you have the best and funniest tricks! I have a feeling my neighbor would be trying to get even for a full year if I gave them fleas. I would love to have the horse shoe good luck, but have no horses near to get a horse shoe. The headache and bath are hilarious. Hope you had a great Monday:-)

  26. Fun post Easy! I like to eat the ears off chocolate bunnies first too. Hope your ma is feeling better (eyes and her rawhide bum). Hugs to you sweet boy.

  27. OMG, Easy, I tried to imagine those old times when these customs were well-known and practiced… Everybody should have been waiting in ambush on certain days, watching what their neighbour or enemy will make.
    I’m afraid if I place a bowl with cold water on my head (with or without a stolen bun), the only thing that would certainly happen was a Big Bang.

  28. Easter eggs have started to be purchased in this house already tut tut LOL

  29. I know a trick. Hide pieces of chocolate on parts of your body. Then you have your partner look for it. If you do this, you will have a great sex life. ;)

  30. BOL thos bunnies :) Thanks for the giggle!

  31. This is very helpful, Easy. Maybe if I get my mom a horseshoe, she will have good luck enough to get a horse? She is always going on about how she misses these giant creatures. I might like one too because they have pretty tasty poop :)

    • I’m not sure Remy… We have such a horsehoe … but sadly we haven’t a hores (my mom want’s a horse again too). I’m not really a fan of horses – they are toooooo big for me :o )

  32. I hope my neighbour doesn’t read your posts. I shall now be on the watch for any blankets shaking things over our fence!

  33. Hope your Mom’s bum has cooled down since Sunday. Now about giving my neighbor fleas, can that work if I don’t have fleas in my crib??? I needs to know because the neighbor really gives me a pain in my bum.
    Thanks for being a friend
    Sweet William The Scot

    • No matter if you haven’t fleas in your crib. The secret is in the sweepings and in the right time. As a first aid sanction I can borrow you our “lava-fango-hot-pack” for your neighbor :o )

  34. I hope none of our neighbors read this!! And those chocolate bunnies are hyrsterical! good one Easy!…as always!

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