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Sadly moms eye and her back aren’t better, she said that’s only the fault of dad and me. I have no idea why she asserted this, maybe she is febrile and has no clue what she says?
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But let me explain what happened:
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Yesterday mom want a fango pack for her back and dad went to the kitchen for preparing this thingy. He thought the more the merrier and stuck this pack in the microwave for hours some minutes . Then he came back with the blazing hot lava fango pack and slapped it on moms back. Oh boy she was screaming like an air raid siren…
Unfortunately the melted cover of the fango pack stuck immediately on her ass cheek like glue. But my dad is a man of action and removed it at one go. Next alarm signal… Stand THIS – WITHOUT! laughing…
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Now mom said that he scalped her and her ass cheek looks like the rear end of this guy:
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The situation was extremely difficult now. What to do with a blocked itchy ass nerv and a grilled ass cheek?
Cooling or warming? That’s the question… and we spent the afternoon together pondering about a solution.
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Later mom wants to take a bath and now it came worst. She placed her Pajama over the heater in the bathroom to warm up this thingy. Meanwhile I had a pressing business and mom let me out while dad was hanging on the phone.
I had a lot to do in my back yard and set my ears on idling position when she called me. Don’t hold your breath… This process might take several days minutes..
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As we came back in my crib we noticed a godawful smell. Yiiikes! The pajama on the heater!
We ran upstairs like a streak and saw the the simmering pajama… which is more a SMOKING now …
Dad noticed nothing, not even the bad smell – he was still hanging on the phone…
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Now mom blamed all on dad and said he is a nerv killer. I agree for the grilled ass cheek and the “hardcore peeling” – but for the grilled pajama?….not sure…
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After all I think we could have a BBQ today … should I ask my mom for a barbie? What do you think?
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HAVE A HOT SUNDAY ALL
Gosh Easy…..that crib of yours is always action-packed isn’t it??? If I were you, I’d avoid the words “BBQ”, “FANGO”, “ROAST BEEF” for a while until your Mom recovers…..you might also consider taking a trip with your Dad to the nearest pajama store and getting Mom some new ones….roasted PJs are not only stinky but uncomfortable!! She just MIGHT forgive you and Dad for ignoring her “condition” !!
Kitty Hugs and see you at camp dude!
OH Sammy – what a day… I think we need more than a new pajama to get mom’s absolution… I’m afraid that sreams for new shoes ;o)
ROFLMAO so sorry Easy, tell your Mom really not meaning too laugh..I can’t say much for the tears rolling.. Give her a hug from us and we think those fings only takes seconds in the microwave to warm up…..
xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
I will give her one ;o) You’re right it needs some seconds – not hours ;o) It was as hot as mom had parked her butt on the top of the Aetna
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Morning Easy
First I should tell you…and I apologize profusely…your description of said events is absolutely hilarious. Of course we are 2,000 miles away so we can laugh w/o fear of your Mum. Being you and Dad share a hose w her I suggest you two should proceed about your day w extreme care waiting on her every desire
Sincerely
Madi your bffff
Madi, you’re right better dad should put on his thinking cap ;o)
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I think we (mom and me) deserved a redemption
OMG EASY!! How in the world could I ever click on “like” for this? Your POOR MOM!! OMG! She may need to see the doctor for her ass!!! OMG! I feel so bad! Please give your Mom hugs from us (((((hugs)))))
Thanks Dakota&Mom… I think even a doctor isn’t able to help …what could he do (except laughing)? Maybe dad should read the instruction sheet for the microwave ;o)
Oh noes! Your poor mummy. Give her a big smoochie kiss from me xx
I will do it – but not on the “heated” area
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Good heaven Easy, it is all kinds of craZy over at your crib. Maybe you have one of those magic spells that can make all this disappear. But if you have a BBQ I could bring the cool beer.
Blessings,
Goose
Think we would need a migic trick now ;o) Mom said BBQ is off today ;o) … but could you still bring the beer ? we could throw it in mom’s pant for cooling her “ham”
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Hello, thanks for stopping by my blog!!! My woof is still very Irish – I will have to get some of that fancy software stuff, take a recording of it and post it on my blog!
Geez, what a to do in your house – it sounds like lying low is the best option. I hope your mom’s situation improves – it all sounds very very painful!!!!!
Woof
Groucho
Oh I would like it to hear you Groucho ;o) I think it’s a good idea to lay down – specially for dad ;o)
Haha Easy you crack us up again pal. Poor mum. We send healing paw to her poor butt. As for the PJs it looks like bin time for them. RIP PJs. Have a super stress free Sunday. Don’t think it is wise to mention BBQ butt you never know mum might appreciate it. LOL!
Best wishes Molly
hahaha you’re right “butt” you never know ;o) sadly she cancelled the BBQ – having no grillables
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OMG, Easy, I’m sorry to inform you but I cannot find the letters on my keyboard – what is more, I have to cope for not to drop it for laughter! I’m howling and roaring and hooting with laughter!
But I think you are a hero and saved your mom’s life! If you hadn’t whiled away the long afternoon (pardon, some seconds) on your backyard, your mom’s butt would have been not only grilled and scalped but also cooked in the bathtube. I’m afraid the only choice would have been eating her up!
…hmmmm… good point… They should give me a medal…or better treats and a crown and a bentley ;o)
I’m so sorry to be laughing whilst your Mom is clearly in pain
Oh dear, what a day. I think you and your entire family need to be kept clear of any heating devices and I’d definitely not recommend a barbie – your Mom can’t take any more fire related issues.
You’re right: what a day !!! I think we need a nanny – we all. But I’m glad we only had one victim: the fango pack ;o)
Poor Mom!! I think you should stay in the yard with ears on idle for a while, till they can sort this out. That house is dangerous. Maybe Dad should spray her butt (and her pjs) with a fire extinguisher.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Oh that’s a great idea – than we had snow in my crib
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Yikes Easy! So much for an Easy Sunday at your place!
Think I should spend my sundays on your place… can I enter your cat tower?
OMD OMD was your dad trying to make a cookered RUMP ROAST?????
OH your POOR MUM… she is really having a BAD time of it…
Maybe somebuddy should KISS her Itchy Ass Cheek. BaaaaaaWaaaah.
We are sorry …. BUTT we gotta confess this… WE are laughin about the whole affair. SORRY!!!
… oh who whould kiss this area… ok it’s grilled and with some BBq-sauce it could be yummy ;o)
OMG this was definitely “one of those days”…..your poor ma! Sounds like aloe vera is needed or just a stick of butter…good basting for the bbq haha.
I thought the same… now we can throw an egg on her and the breakfast is ready … ham and eggs ;o)
ROFL! A side of toast! Poor Mama.
Sorry to read the eyes not better. It sucks when we have a series of unfortunate events come our way. Hope the streak ends soon!
Thanks – I hope so. That was really a b… of a day ;o)
Love To Your Mom beautiful ………………….
You’re such a beautiful dog
Please take care of your mom and her ——————
what a day right ?
I will try it … but it’s dangerous with dad as the nurse ;o)
oh no …………………………………….
i wish i could wave a magic wand for you …………………… healing and love xo
Oh Easy! That burnt bum cheek sounds painful!! Please take care of your mum today and send your dad out on some errand!!
-Bart, Ruby and Otto
I think that’s a good idea…maybe we need a no-protest zone for dad
) I’m a better nurse than dad – I can’t handle a microwave ;o)
OMD..OMD I don’t think there better be any BBQ at your house fur a while. Enough of that going around recently. What’s next?
Mom would agree with you
) I’m sure we will have a lot of adventures, seems that our repertoire of bad ideas is exhaustless 
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OMD Easy, what a day you and your family had. No, no mate, no BBQ for you. HOpe your mum’s fried cheek gets better and her back too. Sheesh. Things can only get better from here! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Thanks I hope so
) Now we use common treatments – hope it will work 
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Woof! Woof! Oh no poor mommy of yours. Sending her Lots of Golden Kisses. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Thanks I think golden kisses are much better than dads therapy ;o)
hello easy its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay wow melted plastik heeting pad??? berning pajamas??? it is a howse of horrors!!! and dada is having flashbaks to wen he wuz a kid and aksidently set fire to his bean bag toy by stuffing it into a lite fixtcher becuz it wuz playing hide and seek with his other toys!!! ok bye
could it be, that your dada is the missed brother of my dad? But, Dennis, you know what? I will write this idea of your aada into my bad idea catalog – it’s brilliant!!! You have a very cool dada
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Our momma is laughing so are! Pops should still be happy he has a roof over his head
Benny & Lily
I agree … mom said, dad is on parole now
) … and me too.. but I have no idea why ;o)
Oh poor Mom! You two boys had better keep your heads down for some time to come as monkey bum isn’t going to forget this quickly
dad will pay her damages and I plan a surprise for her, sadly I haven’t found the right thingy in my bad idea catalog
) ….hmmm maybe a fireproof panty?
Wow I go away for a few days and all this happens to you!!!
Sometimes the events come thick and fast here in my crib
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…faster as a microwave
oh gosh your mum needs to stay in bed and chill LOL I must admit I laughed but it was the way the post was written. Hope mum is ok xxx
Sadly it isn’t better… think we should try it with an ice pack again or with a shock therapy ;o)
Hi easy! I sure hope your Mom feels better soon!!! I am trying to rest up for Nylablue’s return….gotta get rid of the stress b4 she comes home!!
I don’t think you should mention the term ‘barbie’ to Mum for a few days, BOL!!!
It’s blacklisted now
) like butt and heat and PJ 
) Think till next week we communicate via pantomime, because all words are banned here 
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Sounds like pantomime is the safest way to go Easy…I sure hope your Mom gets better soon….Ozonol or Polysporin Ointments work well on burns
I’m sure Nylablue has a lot to tell
) Sadly mom isn’t really well – but I will help her haha 
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Once your Mom sees your sweet doggie face she will start to feel better (paws crossed!) I bet Nylablue has ALOT to tell me!!! Sounds like all of you have been having fun, fin, fun in the Sun there…it is snowing here…Nylablue is gonna be so mad about that
I hope it would help
) You have snow? Oh I wish we would have spring now. Be careful on the roads, this snow on the street is a mean thingy (specially in my area, where snow is not common and we are unable to deal with it)
A ig blizzard came up from southern States & another storm from Manitoba province…they combined & it has been snowing for 24 hours now…alot of wind blowing it around….very chilly!!!! We are used to having snow right into late April here….we used to get snow from November thru til early May….it has slowed down over 50 years…but we rarely see Spring til late April even tho the calendar says end of March (this Saturday I believe!!) Guress we msut be patient
Easy!! You’re family should be on reality tv…. I’m still laughing
I think you’ve had your barbie and I hope your Mum’s sore bottom gets better soon – I think she may need an ice bath. If you get more snow get her to rush out and lie in it. You and your Dad might need to hold towels to ensure privacy.
I offered her some ice cubes – but she was ungrateful…pfff humans…
I hope she is well soon ( and I can present her my note of fees)
In Romania, on Good Friday, we get to put on new clothes and then go to church and go under a table three times. I loved this as a little girl, especially for the new clothes
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Great!!! This custom is the best – we will carry your custom into our easter rituals (poor dad)
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BBQ’s are delicious! Maybe even BBQ pajamas are delicious? Just be sure your dad does not try to make BBQ mom again
I’m glad we haven’t another fango-pack or “branding-tool”
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I hope they will forget this adventure till spring… I can’t wait for the first BBQ
MOL!
I hope your Mom is better now!
Purrs
She is on the road to recovery – but sadly her eye needs some time … uuuuh it looks scary
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LMFTO!!! and Mom Linda LMAO!!…poor Mom’s butt cheek!! I think she needs a seriously long and expensive shoe shopping trip!! And Easy, you don’t help cuz you look like you are laughing at her!
Of course I must laugh – who wouldn’t
) I think she deserved a shopping trip – but sadly dad is “damaged” too – he is deaf on this ear .o)