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BLACK WEDNESDAY
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Today I had an accident. I was running down the stairs with mach-2, lost the control about my feet and I was rolling like a blizzard through the kitchen.
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The chimney stopped me and I crashed with my leg into the grid of the chimney. BANG!
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My blood was running over the floor, I was hopping on 3 legs like a paralyzed rook and it was looking very dangerous.
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The staff dragged me in the car and we rest to the next vet office while my blood was running into the car. I’m a smartass and removed the compression, which mom made before we started. Unfortunately our timing was bad, because the office was closed since 12:00 AM and we arrived the office ten minutes too late. My dad called the emergency number and 10 minutes later the vet came back to the office. It was a young woman who was very friendly to me. First she let me inspect the office and I sniffed in every edge till I decided she need TWO! yellow rivers for a stylish office.
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Generous as I am I let her take a look on my foot. She said I I have hurted my nail and the nail bed too. My leg is swollen and sprained but nothing is broken. PHEEEEW!
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I’ve got a spray for my paw, named Cothivet and for the next time I have to gear down.
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Mother nature then was a part of the conspiration against me, because she spit on us with hail and ice while we moved back to my crib.
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Now I’m laying here on my bed and wear the same fashion as Kyla – but not for longer than 10 minutes – that’s for sure. I have pains on my leg and my paw and if I didn’t stop the licking and chewing I have to wear the “Cone of Shame” too.
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What a bitch of a day!
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I hope your wednesday is much better and you all are well.
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HAVE A BETTER WEDNESDAY ALL
Ouch ouch ouch ouch! Hurty
please don’t have to wear the cone of shame, dear Easy, we’d have to try not to laugh then 
get better real quick.
Thanks – currently the chance for the cone isn’t bad – I pull out all the stops to lick and chew on my paw….
Oh no, poor Easy!!! Pls don’t lick your paw, the “Cone of Shame” is really ugly and it isn’t for you at all.
Please take it easy, Easy!!! Get well soon.
~Eva
Poor guy! At least you proved you’re the fastest guy in the house.
that’s for sure I heard a loud bang – I’ll bet I’ve broke the sonic barrier
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I know Eva – but I can’t stop this licking and chewing… maybe the spray contents chocolate or ice cream ;o)
Get well soon good buddy!
That is a Bitch and so sore Easy, I tore my nail the other day, lick lick and more licking.. It’s better now but by Jo, it does half hurt. Hope it gets better real soon. Hold on to the banister next time, when you go down the stairs..BOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
Oh I hope yours will be better soon too – that’s a bad thing. Maybe we should wear shoes…or they would buy me a lift ;o)
Oh sweety…..that looks like it hurts like hell! Be a good boy and let it heal and don’t mess with it. I can remember when our Blondie tore a nail she kept licking the damn thing and taking off whatever we tried to put on it…took longer to heal. Listen to your Ma this time so you can get back to your ol self.
Sadly it’s the same here too. All treatments are removed faster than they can apply it. But I hope we can solve this problem.
Oh Easy brother. It looks like you did not “nail” your landing as you where flying down the stairs. Stupid stairs! I hope this does not prevent you from dancing at the Ball. I will go out right a way and find the perfect stick for you to use as a cane. Or you can use it to wack the cone of shame if it shows up at your crib. Get better buddy.
Blessings,
Goose
Thanks – you are a real friend. With a stick I can try even a pole-dance ;o)
That looks sore! Try to leave it alone, you wouldn’t enjoy wearing a cone. I hope you recover quickly.
Thanks Clowie – I try to do my best – but it’s hard to resist…
I hear you – I had to wear a cone once.
That’s so embarrassing and it drives a doggy crazy ..
O no feel better soon buddy and I do hope that the staff are bringing you lots of get well treats?!
Thanks Dalton. I’ve got a big chewing bone to prevent licking&chewing – but I think we need approx. 250 to survive the night
OH Ouch, that looks so painful my friend. My Vickie is cringing as she thinks about your hail and your toe.. Please keep the wrapping on your foot. It is so much easier when you leave it alone. Honest…I know
Love
Bert
I know it Bert – but I can’t resist , no chewing bone or bellyscrub can prevent to lick or to chew on my paw
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Oh Easy! We wish we could have seen that crash-landing. We wouldn’t have laughed at all (hehehe)!!
Feel better soon!!
-Bart and Ruby
It was a hard landing – but I’m tough (I hope it). I think it’s better to have a house without furnitures or chimneys ;o)
Holy smokes, what a story!
Sometimes you don’t make it very “easy” at all, do you?
you’re right some times it isn’t easy to be Easy ;o)
Owwwwie zowwwie Easy….I just know that hurts like crazy. It’s gonna take it a while to heal up too and you’d better not mess with it or that ugly cone of shame will be making an appearance!! A sprain is better than a break for sure but you’ll have to be VERY careful when you boogie on the dance floor at the Ball……perhaps a motorized wheelchair would be in order???? You could decorate it with Valentine’s hearts and be the “Belle of the Ball” !!! Hope you’re better super soon buddy.
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
hahaha than Goose can rock and I can roll
) I try to leave it alone – but this is hard candy…I hope they bought enough “medication” for my treatment – or better – TREAT-ment 
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I’m sure it’s tough not to try and “fix” your poor toe by licking it but I’m sure that just won’t help – and I know your sprain is VERY uncomfortable…..drugs are the answer!!! Lots of them!!! I still think you should consider coming to the Ball in an electric wheelchair!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Yeah Drugs!!! … is it allowed to drive a wheelchair if you got drugs? Maybe I should come in a sedan chari?
You’re right in style with your booties. I’m not too thrilled about the necklace. There’s no way we can make the cone of shame stylish.
I’m afraid you’re right Kyla. best thing what I can do in case of cone, is to write on it: “It’s NOT me”
A disclaimer ought to do it.
Poor Easy!! You poor baby! I didn’t click on “like” because i don’t like that you hurt yourself. You had to be so scared and I bet your parents were too! Please be sure you get plenty of rest and no running around for you! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Mom
Thanks Dakota, that’s nice – to get good wishes is good for the recovery ;o) Sometimes even a Wednesday the 6th can be a Friday the 13th ;o)…that’s crazy ;o)
It was hard fur Momz to say she ‘liked’ this post Easy cuz neither of us did…That is one nasy ouchie you have their pal…Iz feelin’ so bad fur you…No running or jumping fur a hile furriend…you need to let that heal…Be careful and feel better soon…here’s some *healingsnoogles* fur you…they will help
Thanks Gizmo – I hope I feel better soon. Maybe it was the revenge of the stairs because I use them always if I must puke ;o)
Nooooooop! My Easy is hurted!,! Runs to the Fast Leopard Teleport Tunnel….here I come Easy…I’ll keep you safe and purrr away your hurts on your toesie and leggie…WHOOOOOSH!!
Oh great – Thanks!!! Wait… I will make some rom for you under the heater…could you please send this Cone via tunnel to nowhere?
so sorry Easy. Your boo-boo must be painful for sure.
Yikes Easy that looks sore. Don’t go licking now you don’t want the cone of shame trust me. Take it easy and rest up. Remember the good thing about being ill is you can demand chicken n rice to eat. Pretend you 7 stomachs is poorly too. Sending hugs and healing paw.
best wishes Molly
Thanks Molly … but 6 of my 7 stomachs are still in state of shock ;o) Staff said I have to wait till my paw is well …but waiting is hell for me ;o)
I’m so sad that you are injured, E. I am very impressed that through all your pain and rivers of blood, you were still nice enough to help decorate the office with pee. What a guy! Resting is difficult. I has to do it once, and I wasn’t very good at it. Hang in there and feel better soon. xoxox
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I think her whit office was boring and she need some yellow eyecatchers ;o) Resting is very boring – but better than to wear the cone of shame ;o)
This is Purrime Ministerette Jaya. Shiva busy watching pigeons and doveys. She says meow and get well soon.
I sorry to hear you had accidento. I hope you has speedy recovery wiz no pain.
But da loudspeaker…I jealous! I been wearing it and did great shows! http://telly.com/I9WUD
XXXXX
Thanks ;o) poor Jaya I think this is worth 3 gold medals..or 30. Mom was laughing like a troll – how can humans laugh about cone couture? But I must laugh too as Shiva was touching your head and as you watched the pigeons with your loudspeaker ;o)
I…too cexy for my speaker, too cexy for my loud-loud-loudspeaker, yeah, on da catwalk, on da catwalk!
XXXX Jaya
P.S.: Shiva repented! That beach!
Oh no! Sorry to hear you got busted up and that you have to walk around with a peg leg. Make sure mom and dad are EXTRA nice to you.
Thanks ;o) I hope they are… and throw this cone in a trashcan…
Oh Dude! That story was a nail-biter fursure (no pun intended! BOL) So glads to hear that nothin’ was broken! I loved that you ‘redecorated’ the vetties office….very rebel of you. I’ve done the yellow river befores, it embarrassed my Ma, butts I thought it was the least I could do.
Hopes your footie feels betters soon Easy! You gotta DANCE at the Ball!
Kisses,
Ruby
Thanks Ruby ;o) I think the vet is happy with her new office design. Who want’s a boring white office? I will dance on the ball like a tornado – Goose will send me a walking cane
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Oh no Easy! That nail looks horrible! Feel better soon!
Thanks I hope I have not to wear this cone….but all odds are against me ;o)
OMG, Easy, the circuit safety in your crib seems to be deficient. I think you need urgently run-off zones around the chimney: gravel traps, barriers, strawbales, etc.
Some years ago, I almost performed a beautiful triple Lutz jump (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutz_jump) from the stairs in my uncle’s crib but I landed on my back.
That’s what I always say – a dog needs a buffer zone – or he should wear a protective suit ;o)
My poor, dear Easy! I am so sorry to hear that you have hurt yourself like this. How nice of you, in the midst of all your pain, to leave beautiful yellow river decorations for the vet. You are a very thoughtful dog. I really do hope you heal up quickly. It looks terribly painful. You don’t have much time left to get your dancing booties on for Valentines, so you better get on with the healing quickly.
I hope it’s better soon… It’s so boring to take a rest…. But I’m sure I’m fit till the ball. Otherwise I come in a sedan chair ;o)
OH NOES EASY…..THAT IS ONE PAINFUL LOOKING INJURY. DANG I’M SO VEERY SORRY. SWEET BOY WHATEVER WERE YOU RUNNING TO/FROM?
i’M SENDING YOU A TON OF KITTY KISSES AND I HOPE IT IS WELL BEFORE THE VALENTINE BALL OTHERWISE GOOSE WILL HAVE TO DANCE WITH HIMSELF.
HUGS YOUR BFFF
MADI
haha now I have a lot of kitty-kisses on my head ;o) Mom said I’m always like a tornado – think they forgot to install a brake as I was born
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Oh my goodness Easy, I sure do hope you feel all better reaaly soon. Purrs from all of us.
Thanks Brian… healing purrs are the best
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Oh noes Easy, that looks like a bad ouchie!
Sending you lots of love and hugs. Hope you’re better in time for the ball xxx
Thanks Misaki, I’m sure I can swing my legs with you on the ball ;o)
Ouch, Easy! That looks like it hurts
I hope you will be all better and back to your mischief-making self in no time!!
Thanks Remy I hope it’s better soon. It’s boring to take a rest and the birds in my back yard would die with laughter if I hobble behind them.
Ooo, speedy recovery to ya!
Thanks I try to to my best – I wanna dance with somebody on the valentines ball.
Ow! That is really painful looking Easy. I have a problem with my nails where they break and often cause me pain but they don’t look as nasty and painful as that. Hope you are back to zooming Mach 2 very, very soon.
Thanks Zena, I have the same problem nail=fail… It’s the second time that I have “flaws on my paws” – I hope I need no surgery this time. I think I need a speedometer and a brake ;o)
Oh Dog! That sounds like a terribly frightening experience! I hope you are healed up quickly Easy!
Thanks Rumpy…its sooooooooo boring to be suspended from all things which are funny ;o)
I’m so sorry Easy. I hope it stops hurting soon.
Thanks I hope it too – specially this spray is made in hell – at least it burns as it would come from there
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Woof! Woof! Oh No. Sending you Lots of Golden Healing Thoughts. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Thanks Sugar, golden healing toughts are great. I hope your ears will be better soon… I can send you silvermistygray healing thoughts – hope it works ;o)
Owie Easy! Glad you didn’t break anything. Sending you lots of healin vibes and pawsitive thoughts you don’t need to wear the dreaded cone!
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Thanks for the healing vibes – I hope I’m well soon and they will buy me a lift ;o)
Wow,Easy, we are really sorry about your fall and hurting you foot, that looks really sore. If Mom heard Lexie on steps she makes her slow down so she doesn’t come barreling down into the furniture or door and hurt herself. We are glad you got to see the vet and nothing is broken!!
Thanks ;o) This stairs are ambushed and I think I need an emergency brake ;o)
Get better soon and take advantage of having a rest!
Thanks – I try to do my best – but I’m afrait I have to meet the vet again ;o)
Oh Easy, you poor sweet boy, that looks really painful. Your backyard is going to be missing you so much while you are on forced rest time… remember not to lick and you will be better in no time! Wishing you a speedy recovery XO
Sadly my tongue is too fast…Im an impatient patient ;o)
Ouch
Sure hope you are feeling better…we are sorry to hear that you have hurt your foot!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Thanks
) It’s better since the vet removed the bad nail 
) Hope in some days I’m like new ;o)