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SLEEPY SUNDAY
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… oh I’m exhausted – what a night! … and not for the cheesecake, which was godawful because of the fresh mandarines – they were bitter like medecin and we had to remove them… but after all the after- and sideeffects were moderate …
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Last night my neighbor Max had a party in his crib. Think it was something like a girls-night… After midnight a bazillion of girls – at least 7 – I’ve counted them! – were entering his crib. For being a curious vigilant guy I visited my back yard every time another car with girls arrived – I have a better view from there… my dad was not pleased about , because he had to put on his “eskimo-outfit” for three times, currently we live on the north pole says my tailmometer.
Why all those girls made a run to his crib? Why not one of this chicks noticed me? What has this guy what I haven’t?
Ok, he is a “soccer-star” here in hick-hock-county, has a nice car and is single … but has he a combined tailmometer-phoneantenna-sword-tail? NO! And otherwise I’m a great artist with balls too! His ears aren’t as long and fluffy as mine, he hasn’t a silvermistygrey coat and he can only walk on two legs (except he is boozy). He is not even as smart as me, not even so gentle and cudly but nevertheless the girls storm his crib. And hey! he is an old man! Twentyandsomething!… and I’m only three and fresh as a daisy! Maybe he hosted a secret designer sample sale last night? WTH is his secret?
I must ask him if he is back to life from bingeing…
It’s boring to be alone without friends around me, specially without a girlfriend. All other fourlegged citizens of my Kraal are either too small, not interested on me, hate me or all three things together. Not one soul here shares his home with a dog who could be my buddy. Otherwise a lot of dogs are on a chain or in a kennel and their family didn’t take a walk with them – yeah that’s the sad reality here as everywhere and I feel sorry for all those dogs. But you can’t teach the whole world and some people think that’s normal. BUT IT ISN’T!!! THAT’S N.O.T. NORMAL…they are dogs not jailbirds!
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But maybe if the Max is revived, he can tell me the secret of making friends, specially GIRLfriends and my greatest wish come true and I get a buddy or fellow girl for walking, playing and for droving the humans into the deepest madness…
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HAVE AN ALTOGETHER SUNDAY ALL
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Oh Easy we wish you a girly girl to walk and play with. Our paws are crossed that one comes to live near you. In the meantime you have all of us girlies in Blogville swooning at your good looks, charm and humour pal. Have a super Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
I’m glad I have so much friends with two, four and more legs, wings and fins too here at bloggyville ;o) and I’ll bet sometimes (SOOOOOOON!) I will find a friend in my neighborhod too ;o)
I think you should urgently place a personal ad per pee-mail.
I did it, guess what happened: a Weimaraner girl answered, her mom was searching for a walking buddy too…. but: they live in luxembourg- approx. 1000miles away (and had nearly the same zip-code as me)
I’m at a total loss as to why they aren’t all bashing your door down Easy. You’re far better than any sports guy!
Thanks, I think so…maybe I should learn to drive a car?… hey staff where is my Porsche?
I would say they probably don’t appreciate the fact that you are a naturist, you know, you walk around naked.
….hmmmmm that’s a good point…. I will call Mr. Hermes and Mr. Lagerfeld for a “Haute Dogtoure” outfit ;o)
It pays to advertise! But that might be the problem, ya know. The girls don’t like what they see.
OMD… seems that I have no clue what girls want… or what they want to see ;o)
I’m sure Easy when the warmer weffer comes all the chicks are gonna be out, you’ll be fighting dem off. Marco’s pawrents live in Italy, out in the sticks and the people there treat their dogs terribly ( not like the pooches in Malan ) tied to chains,all day everyday.Why have them? xxx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Good question Mollie I always ask me the same….uuuuch humans! Good idea Mollie… I will wait till the warmer weffer ;o)
This just does not make any sense to me, none at all. There is something wrong where you live.. If I lived closer I would be your walking buddy, play, partner, furry friend, and we could dig and wreck havoc together.I am going to see how MOM feels about moving to your town so we can play.
Blessings,
Goose
…guess what? randomly there is a cool house for sale, randomly in my street and randomly it was a formerly pub – so best place for a party ;o) Please ask your mom, that would be fine and I think if… then dogs are allowed in church too, right? (it’s a large one and it smells so interesting and it’s bad if I can’t explore it)
Even though Rainy is an older woman she would be a smitten kitten around you Easy….wish we could all meet but its across the “Big Pond” as you Brits like to say. There are a lot of sad tied up dogs here outside in these temperatures below zero and I wish I could save them all like I did Rainy
Lisa
What a good watch dog you are!! Rainy would have been right there with you being your wing man…er…woman
Oh that would be so nice…sadly the airlines carry dogs like luggage… we should have a doggy-airline ;o)
I don’t know why some people want a dog if they treat them so bad…
Easy if I lived near you I would play with you EVERY DAY!! I would love to eat cheesecake w/you…minus the “medicine mandarins!!” Easy play hard to get, I bet you will find a lady doggy who will love you if you do! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
Thanks, Dakota – that’s so nice ;o) We could eat the cheesecake and donate the mandarines for the humans – they need vitamine ;o) Hope the next who’s entering my Kraal (or who’s sending here for banishment) has a dog who will be my buddy ;o)
Awwww Easy… I know it’s not the same but we are your furriends.
Maybe you should have asked Santa Claws for a little sister or brother (hint hint).
Purrs
I’m so glad I have friends in bloggyville… and thankful – of course. My staff said another guy (or girl) like me would kill their last nerves
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Your family needs an addition. Perhaps a dog scheduled to get executed for living might work.
staff says: two dogs again would be too much on all ways … and I’m not sure if I would like it to share my whole life with another doggy… my middle name is: jealouse… even my dad is lucky enough to be tolerated
Hey pal……it sounds to me like what you need is a good, playful, gorgeous weimawoman to occupy your spare time. If there’s a house for sale there in your village, who knows – - – maybe a family will move in that has the perfect chick (or even perfect guy pal) for you……it’s a shame you don’t have friends to play with. I’m like you though myself – an only cat in the household – but I like it that way mostly. I get ALL the attention, and don’t have to share toys, beds, etc. Still, if I were like you and out and about for walks, etc. I’d love to have some pals to play with – I’m SURE I would. I’m hoping you get someone SOON………..that guy next door certainly shouldn’t have all the LUCK (if you get my drift!!!!
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Kitty Hugs, Sammy
I agree Sammy, its nice to get ALL – really all the love at home and you haven’t to share it… but on the other hand sometimes you need a dog (or a cat in your case) … life can be complicated, huh? Maybe I should place an ad? “Old pub for family with pup?
btw: even dad’s rival rod says: some guys have all the luck…
Oh Easy, it must be hard to see other doggies chained up outside and never getting nice walkies like you. I hope some one moves in near you withpawrents as doggie friendly as yours, paw hugs Savvy
Sometimes we can’t believe what’s going on in some heads here.
And once we called the police (dog for hours in a car trunk of an abandoned car in june) but fortunately sometimes even the police has a heart – they rescued this dog, our local council paid all costs, including the vet and the dog lives now together with one of the municipal employees… sometimes wonders never cease ;o)
You’re so handsome it’s hard to believe you don’t have girls all over you. I’m sure the only reason you weren’t invited to the party is because your neighbor didn’t want the competition!
Thats the reason – I guessed it
) I could be his hardest rival ;o)
So pleased you survived the cheese. If Max needs at least 7 girls to have a good time, he’s a sad beast at heart. You, dear Easy, may not have a special chum yet but you know how to have a good time most days
I have no idea what a kind of party it was ;o) (mom wants to know it too – this curous magpie) I’m sure I will get a friend soon, maybe you can bring one to me?
Hi Easy
I just woke up from my 100th nap of the day. MOL We finally have sun today and OMDs it is too warm here for January, 72 degrees F.
Hugs madi
Wow you can catch some sun puddles now… can you send me one or two? It’s just dark here ;o)
Unbelievable, E. I think those carloads of girls went to the wrong house. They meant to come and see YOU and give loves to you! Maybe you should check out match.com for dogs to find an awesome girlfriend who is not in jail.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Great idea, Cupcake… maybe the girls came to the wrong door because it was so dark outside ;o)
You should move to the UK and you can meet my girlie weim friend Ellie and your longlost son Ezio:-)
… oh that would be nice…. but the dad’s pillow said, we haven’t a son ;o)
Aww such a handsome dog, you should have lots of girlfriends Easy! And you make me want a dooog agaiiin gah >_<
…oh cool if you were a dog I had no worries about my eyeshape… and I always had a perfect styling ;o)
Ezy you need to convince hot shot guy next door that he get even more girls if he had a cute girly dog to walk…the hoomin girls would be coming in the double billions then…and win win fur you pal cause you’d get a friend and a girl all in one…And if you lived here I’d play wif you and introduce you to all my girly pals wot is too big fur me but just right size fur you
….hahaha guess what, Gizmo? One of his girlfriends has a dog… it’s a yorkshire terrier ;o) But I will suggest him, that he NEED, really NEED a girlfriend with a Weimaraner ;o)
Maybe these were not really girls, Easy. Maybe they were robots dressed like girls that your neighbor has in a plan to make you jealous. Because he is actually jealous of you and all your excellent qualifications. Maybe he has been secretly keeping all of the pretty girls away from you with a trap he set outside your crib! You should look into this just in case…
… aaaah a sneaky trap … that could be the reason …otherwise it would be magic ;o)
Woof! Woof! Happy Sleepy Sunday! Sweet dreams maybe you’ll for new lottery numbers. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
Thanks Sugar ;o) You know what? I’m fired as the number drawing guy….how ungrateful! humans!
Those girls are mad Easy or maybe blind that they didn’t see you.
We have a lovely Weimeraner who we chat to at the leash free , he has a blue nose! Really! It’s blue because they put zinc on it so he won’t get sunburn.
Anyway, just saying – you should move here coz we have fantastic furriends who don’t get chained up and are allowed to meet each other and have playdates
a blue nose? I would like it…it’s an eyecatcher anyway ;o)